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@transingthoseformers me whenever I come up with new shit for the AU

This is what info dumping oc lore feels like

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After another VERY long wait, we get the final department head, Thysania!

Thysania is one of the most ancient members of the colony, and was Queen Megachile’s very first consort, leaving her original hive with her. If there was such a thing as an Insecticon King, he would have filled that role in the colony’s early days. He provided very crucial support during this time, physically, mentally, and emotionally.

Though he’s long retired from his role as a sire, he’s never been more active than as head of transportation. He asked for such a role after formally retiring, still wanting to work but with lower impact.

Gruff, coarse, but with a golden spark and genuine care for Queen Megachile even after all these years, Thysania is not only her emotional support, but the colony’s. He offers advice that rivals even the most experienced therapists.

@transingthoseformers and I have been batting around a fanfic/AU where the autobots find and ally themselves with an insecticon colony on Earth, and Optimus and the queen (Queen Megachile, seen here) fall madly in love and start a breeding program to bolster both forces’ numbers. It’s produced as much genuinely interesting cultural ideas as it has hot ovi breeding porn.

Captions:

Alt Mode: Wallace’s Giant Bee

1 1/4 OPs tall=Giant Bug Wife

Ovipositor is somewhat prehensile to help with penetration and egg laying. Positioned where a valve would be on a standard bot. Spike, while fully functional, is little more than a pleasure organ for a Queen. Valve located at end of abdomen, backup reproductive system for queens not in Queenie’s specific situation.

Some things to come out of this thread:

-For my own sanity, insecticons are not a parasitic or viviparous species; the larvae stay firmly in the soft eggs for a set amount of time and are laid by the carrier when they’re almost ready to hatch. After they’re laid, workers gather them and place them in honeycomb like structures until they hatch and develop a proper exoskeleton.

-Colony has a very beehive type setup, but some behaviors don’t transfer over due to many types of insect alt modes

-After the alliance is formally established, the colony moves locations from Halmahera to the same mountain as the ARK, and as a result the two bases blend

-The cons find out about the alliance through wayward patrols, and laugh it off at first because the insecticons we know and love aren’t exactly known for being good business partners. This bites them in the ass when the insecticons, especially Queenie, turn out to not only be very skilled warriors, but master strategists.

-Eventually either Ravage or Laserbeak gets in and out with footage of just how deep this alliance really goes, and that’s when all hell REALLY breaks loose. The cons see the breeding program in action and how the insecticons treat the participating bots like legitimate spouses, and some of them get Ideas. Slowly, cons start to go missing at night, then alltogether, and eventually Megatron has to go to the hive doorstep to get his soldiers back, and he starts to have Thoughts as well when he sees OP carrying

-Insecticon fertility festival that mimics the nuptial flights of ants. Started as just that, nuptial flights, but since they’re not used anymore it’s just for displaying a queen’s power. As their culture evolved, more and more frills got added to it until it became an entire multi day festival celebrating creation in all its forms.

-Insecticon hatchlings pick up more and more traits from their carriers as the generations go on. It starts with just paint jobs and small details, but because they evolve so fast it’s only a few generations until we start getting wasps that shoot cryogenic spray instead of venom or grasshoppers with shield generators.

-Guard insecticons using their wings to shimmer and disorient potential threats.

I’m sure more will come of this fic so I’ll just keep posting as we make content.

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[yaminalapis]

Me trying to find the motivation to draw

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

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And even after the confusion is cleared up they still fuck nasty because it’s my head canon at this point that cybertronians are incredibly horny for humans because all their textures are different from their own

Considering the idea of one of the mecha ending up on a human dating app/site

(or!! The reverse!!)

for the sillygoofy guys

[yaminalapis]

Alternatively, I’m imagining someone who just likes robots using a pic they found online for their PFP and assumptions are made. Unintentional catfishing if you will

Considering the idea of one of the mecha ending up on a human dating app/site

(or!! The reverse!!)

for the sillygoofy guys

[yaminalapis]

I just ate 1/4 cup of weed at 40 mg a tablespoon.

I’m not trying to overdose, I just need that much weed in me right now. So we’ll see how that goes in about two hours.

[yaminalapis]

Since the booping has returned, reblog if it's okay to spam you with boops!

I wanna be polite and not spam random people without permission , ,

[yaminalapis]

LOOK AT MY BABIES

NO DOOMED YAOI IN THIS UNIVERSE, ONLY BLESSED YAOI

[yaminalapis]

Back to the kitty cause she’s kinda pretty

I can’t stop lookin at her

T-t-t-t-face

Me and cat mama rode into the distant fog

Little does she know I’m a nasty dog

Im tired of looking at this. Have hot oral innuendo.

@transingthoseformers and I have been batting around a fanfic/AU where the autobots find and ally themselves with an insecticon colony on Earth, and Optimus and the queen (Queen Megachile, seen here) fall madly in love and start a breeding program to bolster both forces’ numbers. It’s produced as much genuinely interesting cultural ideas as it has hot ovi breeding porn.

Captions:

Alt Mode: Wallace’s Giant Bee

1 1/4 OPs tall=Giant Bug Wife

Ovipositor is somewhat prehensile to help with penetration and egg laying. Positioned where a valve would be on a standard bot. Spike, while fully functional, is little more than a pleasure organ for a Queen. Valve located at end of abdomen, backup reproductive system for queens not in Queenie’s specific situation.

Some things to come out of this thread:

-For my own sanity, insecticons are not a parasitic or viviparous species; the larvae stay firmly in the soft eggs for a set amount of time and are laid by the carrier when they’re almost ready to hatch. After they’re laid, workers gather them and place them in honeycomb like structures until they hatch and develop a proper exoskeleton.

-Colony has a very beehive type setup, but some behaviors don’t transfer over due to many types of insect alt modes

-After the alliance is formally established, the colony moves locations from Halmahera to the same mountain as the ARK, and as a result the two bases blend

-The cons find out about the alliance through wayward patrols, and laugh it off at first because the insecticons we know and love aren’t exactly known for being good business partners. This bites them in the ass when the insecticons, especially Queenie, turn out to not only be very skilled warriors, but master strategists.

-Eventually either Ravage or Laserbeak gets in and out with footage of just how deep this alliance really goes, and that’s when all hell REALLY breaks loose. The cons see the breeding program in action and how the insecticons treat the participating bots like legitimate spouses, and some of them get Ideas. Slowly, cons start to go missing at night, then alltogether, and eventually Megatron has to go to the hive doorstep to get his soldiers back, and he starts to have Thoughts as well when he sees OP carrying

-Insecticon fertility festival that mimics the nuptial flights of ants. Started as just that, nuptial flights, but since they’re not used anymore it’s just for displaying a queen’s power. As their culture evolved, more and more frills got added to it until it became an entire multi day festival celebrating creation in all its forms.

-Insecticon hatchlings pick up more and more traits from their carriers as the generations go on. It starts with just paint jobs and small details, but because they evolve so fast it’s only a few generations until we start getting wasps that shoot cryogenic spray instead of venom or grasshoppers with shield generators.

-Guard insecticons using their wings to shimmer and disorient potential threats.

I’m sure more will come of this fic so I’ll just keep posting as we make content.

[yaminalapis]

All my anger is cartharsised by watching Megatron crash out against sentinel like he did. It felt like the emotional equivalent of a rage room. 10/10 truly an immaculate film

About to watch tfone , ready to Rage, laugh and cry

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About to watch tfone , ready to Rage, laugh and cry

[yaminalapis]

@transingthoseformers us about the insecticon queen au

[yaminalapis]

Rb if you want all the hcs people have about you in your inbox

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reblog if you want more interaction w your lovely followers

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And I love that you love it!

Dude I NEED you to elaborate on that insecticon queen x OP post I’m BEGGING YOU

Look

Loooook

I've been obsessed all day with the queen hitting on optimus and everyone else giving her the side eye because that is the prime she's talking about, while Optimus is bouncing on his pedes stars in his optics because he's already thinking of the possibility for an alliance with benefits

After all

It's not every day you encounter a mech that much taller than you at his size (god she can't even fit in the autobot base can she?? Is she too damn tall?) who is also so down bad for you.

Extra points if this is a universe where primes used to be associated with fertility in some more salacious versions of their society long forgotten... except by the Insecticons and Optimus himself

Also loving the idea of ovipos here because after all, a queen's job is to expand the colony, and here's Optimus fucking jumping at the opportunity to be pumped full of eggs for the sake of their mutual species. After all, the war hit their species hard. Might as well start to increase their numbers

Strengthen the very valuable alliance with the Insecticons, especially since numbers wise this woukd be an absolute game changer in the war against the Decepticons.

I've been seeing a lot of breeding optimus in the valveplug tag so i just have to add my own card into it

Extra points if Ratchet the entire time is like "goddamn it Orion this is not the time" but it issss thoughhhh

Several of the autobots have never seen Optimus so happy in their lives

OO O O O Extra points if this is blended continuity for the sake of also disappointed Prowl, disappointed Ultra Magnus, and very supportive Jazz

Megatron will never admit that something about seeing Optimus filled with another's spawn turns him on (is it jealousy? If so, of which angle? Ideas)