yamaylander

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tw: death

Have you had any visitors lately? ❣️

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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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I think the funniest part about the migration from tiktok to rednote is how americans are like "oh my gosh, our government lied to us, you guys are the same as us!" and chinese are like "holy shit, our government didn't lie to us, you really do live like this, i'm so sorry"

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it's crazy that you used to be able to look up specific clips from a tv show on youtube. now regardless of your search terms you get 6 unrelated promo reels from the show's official account, 6 unrelated clips of literally anything else youtube thinks you might click on, 6 unrelated promo reels from the network's official account, 6 more completely arbitrary recommendations, 6 show trailers and publicity videos of the actors by content mills called 'pop glutton' and 'comedy chunk' and finally raw gameplay footage of a mobile freemium slots game and a video essay called Liberals Can't Belive It: 10 Times Hitler Was Shockingly Woke

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me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...

the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do

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One hand blogging the other strokin that thang 💯💯

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i joined RedNote with all the TikTok people and while everyone is sharing pictures of their cats this dude shared his cow

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Fake claimers are a much bigger threat to disabled people than fakers ever will be.

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i need to get off the computer and get around to my

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can I stay in bed until 2025

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'Defend The Internet Archive' linocut print by Molly White. Donate to the Internet Archive (using PayPal through their site). [Image description] Black ink linocut print of a person in a dress reaching for a book on a large bookshelf. Above is “Free people read freely”; below is “Defend the Internet Archive”.

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important culture exchange happening rn

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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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one thing you have to consider about using a lance is you wont have full control over yourself anymore. the lance compels you to start running people through just for the fun of it

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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that