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the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what
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i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him
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Today i received the best fortunecookie message ever, it really speaks out my mind.
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Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
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when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
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Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Make his dick hard not his life
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Happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.
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