yaicheliz

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I want to sit on his lap and watch romcom together as he aggressively slurps th3 snacks

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imagine this plot, Blurr has a saw and when Shockwave wants to catch him, he cuts off his head with this saw! Isn't it cool?

In the next art, I'll show you what it will look like.

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Guys, I won't mind if you give me some ideas for new drawings:3

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I guess... At least they left him an ability to talk.

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LETSS FUCKING GOOO HAPPY NEW YEARR С НОВЫМ ГОДОМ . THANK YALL FOR SUPPORTIN ME I LOVE ALL OF YOU YIPPIEEEE well this year was rough wasn't itttt ah

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WHY IS SWERVE LEAVING ALONE. HELLO.

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Favourite crackship ouuhh yeahh get him boy

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AAAAAHH LOOK AT HIM GUYES

new year giftie for @yaicheliz ....

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In some universe they'll be a happy couple.

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I loved your swerve x gn human bartender headcanons. Do you have any more headcanons for swerve x gn human if you do please share them ❤️

two bolts in a pod! ᴗ｡✷

swerve x gn! human reader headcanons.

thank you anon! enjoy.☆

"i.. you actually like listening to me talk?"

"... hey ratchet, check this one's processor! think they mighta hit it or somethin'..."

on the note of a human crew member it's common consensus that swerve is part of the many that have an intense interest in you as a species.

however, if you do happen to enjoy his company and questions and puns -- consider him your personal jester.

he gets so, so dramatic whenever you aren't fused at the hip joint. suddenly his shifts feel long and he's lamenting to his other cybertronian crew members which while is endearing to some in the way any lovesick trainwreck is, is incredibly annoying for others.

has helped make a stool at his bar for you, sized to scale.

there's this funky little staircase at the end of the table to help you up (since he doesn't want you squished in between mechs) that doesn't match at ALL.

spends an embarrassing time cycling stories ready to tell when asked. he frequently bites his fist because he thinks it's going to be boring, but you're in awe because hello, this is space and there are giant metal hot aliens.

you try to teach him to dance once. minibots are stockier, so seeing you bend and twist is as enchanting as it is perplexing.

it ends with him almost slipping and crushing half the bar but hey! your little laughs and snorts are more than enough to stroke a bruised ego.

brags. so much. when you develop nicknames and inside jokes.

"did you know that they call me and only me hotshot? huh? did ya?"

it's easy to just. lie to him regarding questions on humans. he's no means gullible but imagine he asks a normal question like "why is it called a tailbone" when you have an anatomy rundown and you confidently say you actually have a long, fluffy tail that only comes out every blue moon.

cue him researching through his limited sources (cough cough movies) to see where he missed THAT detail.

speaking of movies: will make you watch his collection before asking for yours.

enjoys lots of 80s sci-fi and cheesy b-thrillers.

expect him to whisper in your ear as you sit on his knees like a cute, nervous directors reel.

tries to get you to match those colorful clothes with his plating paint.

wh - romantic? him? nooo, it's just a friendly thing? a total cybertronian thing. uh huh. yeah. unless you'll know - wait no, don't clarify with brainstorm-

falls helm over pedes when you start giving him stuff. old, vintage bobbleheads. records and sports vanity jerseys and engraved shot glasses.

the courting gestures between your kinds are so different and alike it makes his coolant heat. you could be just beaming because you've alphabetically and flavor organized his stock records and he's here wondering how to sparkbond with a human without killing 'em.

my personal headcanon - he sits you on his shoulder when he's going around passing drinks. think of those bodybuilders and pretty models on the beach photoshoots. primus, he's down bad!

i see you getting spoiled rotten in all aspects, platonic and otherwise. he loves, loves all your reactions and expressions. has to sit in his habsuite and think about some venting exercises so he isn't buzzing in your presence all the time.

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Shitposting with a piece of my trade cus i like it ccchuu

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Swerve Agere Board

....this is very self indulgent. im almost tempted not to post it cuz im shy... lol i just. i think he'd be a good CG yknow?? imagine him putting on cartoons and just chatting the whole time..... sobs quietly

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Swerve from mtmte has rabies!

☆ rabiophobes DNI! (/j)

☆ requests open

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AAHHHHHHH

I have so much Overswerve art I need to post on god.... sorry followers prepared to be bombed

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papa and son communication

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hello! would it be okay to ask where you take commissions or where your prices are? i do not use twitter nor much of bluesky. 😅

Hello! Due to how many questions people asked me about the pricelist, i decided to officially start taking commissions :D

Want to apologise for the art requests left in my box, since i don't have enough time for them. ( You can still ask me a question if there's one, xoxo )

STATUS ::

Commissions – [OPENED]

Art requests – [CLOSED]

Trades – [CLOSED]

Will draw : Oc x Canon , NSFW , Humans , Transformers (HELL YEAH) , simple illustrations for the background only , ( do not have experience in drawing comics, but can take a try <:3 ).

Will have to be discussed : Furry , Gore , Fetish thingies.

Won't draw : Darkships ( incest, pedo, zoo and other weird stuff ) , complicated backgrounds.

Want to mention that any oc x canon with Swerve will be denied since im too uncomfortable drawing it .

Dm me rightaway or message me in discord – @swervy_kisser if interested!

The payment is done after the sketch, then i will continue the work and keep you in touch during the process. Please feel free to fix my mistakes and describe your order in details for me to understand your idea better and avoid the misunderstanding in the future :3

Deadline is 3 weeks! ( Will have to be prolonged if there is a queue )

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HES FROM PUERTO RICO IN MY HEART OF HEARTS