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The bisexual to aroace pipeline is pretty much having the right idea and coming to the wrong conclusion. Yeah buddy you're not straight and you're also not gay. No not like that though, the other way around
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I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator
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Dewey’s purse
(Clip from Malcolm in the Middle, S2:E11)
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#i won’t move for months#then get the urge to do a ropes course#all of a sudden I’m swinging through the trees like a monkey
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niall’s gag reflexes vs. harry’s gag reflexes
niall’s bull riding skills vs. harry’s bull riding skills
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joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?
giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord
joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat
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I’m in love with him
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the gifted kid -> diagnosis of depression/anxiety and/or misdiagnosis of BPD/bipolar -> "oh, I'm an introvert, actually, this is why I'm so overwhelmed all the time!" -> wait, I think I might be a "highly sensitive person" -> oh shit. just got diagnosed with ADHD in my 30s -> dammit, turns out it's also autism pipeline
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i think not having to work would fix me
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i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure
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i'm not saying harry and louis binge-watched david beckham's docu-series and louis mentioned that becks was his sexual awakening but that's exactly what happened :)
#is this real#now he really looks like that rapping look alike#im bad and im boujee thicker than a smoothie#dont laugh at me…. when i open up 😀
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I’m a cis man sure but i also wanna opt out of the gender binary. None of that shit is my fault or my responsibility and i don’t want any part of it
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