#I’d smoke him
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Visit Tumblr Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
1,644 Tumblr posts in 1 second.
Text
VINCENT PRICE -
sexiest man to exist, in my opinion.
This photo tho
#vincent price#photo#photo edit#photo edit by me#smoking#tw smoking#cigarette#photo shoot#sexiest man ever#fuckkk#so hot#i’d let him ruin me#just sayin#a true bicon#bisexual god#bisexual#sir!#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor
87 notes
·
View notes
Text
people on tiktok are so chronically online omfg they are so pissed that Hayden smokes they’ll be like “why does he have to smoke🥺🥺” or “i wish he didn’t smoke 🥺🥺” THIS MAN IS IN HIS 40s HE COULD LITERALLY BE A GRANDPA HES A GROWN ASS MAN PLEASE STFU
ok thanks for reading my rant
73 notes
·
View notes
Text
Maedhros before Vaire
#the silmarillion#maedhros#vaire#valar#I’d written a short scene as a prequel of sorts to Where There’s Smoke#where mae goes to ask vaire to find the name of a soldier who saved him during the nirnaeth#only later finding out it’s maeglin#character design#ive always seen vaire as the opposite side of the coin as ungoliant#where ungoliant devours light vaire weaves it into place#my art#tolkien art
324 notes
·
View notes
Text
🫣Fuck he’s so hot🫣
#joost#joost klein#joost edit#joostice#justice for joost#apson#europapa#stuntje#esc 2024#een anon#Joost concert#joost video#he fucking blows that smoke out so fast too??#was gonna say what he did is hard but I just did it and yeah no smoker lungs are wild lmao#I need to smoke with him cuz I bet I’d smoke him under the table weed wise 😈😈#he has literally made me go back to cigarettes#I’m smoking a pack a week now and they’d last me a month with my vape#not anymore!
25 notes
·
View notes
Text
The phenomenon of asexuals absolutely losing their shit over Valentino and being absolutely down bad for him needs to be studied, I need to know why this piece of shit of a character is making me question my sexuality
#hazbin hotel#valentino#as a fellow ace - please tell me how his drug smoke is affecting me through the screen#because it’s actually insane#asexual#I generally hate the idea of me having sex#but I’d let Valentino smash#and I’d beg him to do things to me that are concerning to feminism
17 notes
·
View notes
Text
Apparently I’m just getting obsessed with underswap papyrus? He’s really fun to draw so prob more to come XD
#art#queer artist#fanart#sketch#undertale#papyrus#wip#underswap au#underswap papyrus#underswap#us papyrus#undertale papyrus fanart#underswap papyrus fanart#us fanart#undertale fanart#undertale papyrus#us papyrus could smoke me like a blunt and I’d thank him for it
30 notes
·
View notes
Text
also very telling about rhysand that when he’s telling feyre his moms Traumatic Backstory in maf that he refers to Illyria as separate from the night court
#anti rhysand#anti cassian#cassian gets a little smoke for that scene too#I’d say az too but this fic I’m writing has turned him into my perfect lil angle boi who can do no wrong#canon azriel is cooked tho I’m afraid#anyway this is my semi regular reminder that the bat boys are depicted at self hating moc and that inherently racist#gold talks.tag
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
The good old brainrot has been very real so have a 5min Sanji costest 🚬💀
#haha hello op fandom how are we doin#sanji#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji#one piece#anniilaugh#cosplay#costest#Yet another angsty smoking blonde idiot from a series as old as time you say? Hell yea#I’d love to cosplay him for real but urgh making suits not my forte. Closet cos sometime maybe..?#I should reeeeally be sleeping#2AM is the best time for these I swear
46 notes
·
View notes
Text
I found an old contact sheet for a roll of film I took in 2010, this day was fun, out in a small town where you could still smoke in the bar
#froth on film#this guy was actually so funny#I forget about this era sometimes#just moved to Vancouver 19 going to art school working at a fish and chips place#he worked at the molson brewery#very union and overalls and would come in on his lunch for oysters and beer#he had a nice car and wore white undershirts and silver chain and was like no one I’d ever dated before#he was funny and charming and hot and we had a nice time actually#he was a good sport this day and drove me out to this burned down barn he knew of so I could take pictures of it#and then let me take pictures of him in various stages of undress while he smoked#I presented some at school#just him from behind bent over pulling down his jeans#it was essentially just his ass out#it looked good and was also funny to me to make my class analyze this composition of the photo and no one mentioned the ass#just talked about framing and mood and stuff and I was like this is amazing#anyways we actually didn’t have a lot in common in regards to an emotionally intimate trajectory#I stopped seeing him but like 8 years later I ran into after getting out of a long arduous relationship#and we went on a date again#he told me such a funny story I litterally think about it regularly and have even brought it up randomly myself#it was so wonderfully bonkers and he really has a contagious laugh#anyways we went for oysters and we would always get like 4 dozen and it was great#it was fun to see him and hang out but no new desire arose within me#he seems really happy via Facebook and has a beautiful partner and they are always smiling at a dinner table somewhere#very good memories overall
13 notes
·
View notes
Note
hi it's mineralteacup!! can i request dave smoking maybe?
@mineralteacup i hc that dave picks up smoking after sburb
#dave strider#brodave#homestuck#but yeah ig i just hc he picks it up bc now he has nothing#no good stuff of bro left. u know hes hung the fuck up on it#does he actually miss him and his shitty ways. idk#in the abuse way he sure does#smoking reminds him of how his childhood smelled#just grasping for crumbs ig#wow hes not ok#when hes like wow i’d rather have that modicum of normalcy in a toxic relationship#than have had to play that shitty ass game#(also wouldnt/couldnt trade it for the world)#cue feeling ungrateful and even worse than earlier#tfw u try to replicate what u know to grasp control#even if its mixed feelings at best.
95 notes
·
View notes
Text
feeling like the loneliest girl in the world
#a guy came into work tonight. he was in last night and i was attracted to him then but tenfold today#if he asked me out i’d say yes. but he wasn’t looking at me like that#and it’s not just that i’m attracted to him. his demeanor is very well. he seems mature and intelligent#he never went into our vlt room to gamble or outside to smoke. and from his conversation i know he doesn’t go to the strip club or do or#approve of drugs#i know this seems like bare minimum. but.#i was doing my cleaning the majority of the time he was there so i wasn’t talking to him as much as my coworker did#and she came over to me and told me how hot he is and how much she’s attracted to him#and i told her she should shoot her shot and the odds are he’d go for her - why wouldn’t he? of course he would.#and my want sometimes is like a seeping wound#i lick it like a never healing scar and i hold it like a newborn.#as well my brother gave me two drying racks for dishes#i was only gonna take one but he told me to take the other for my roommate. i know she doesn’t have one so i did#i put them in the kitchen and told her that if she wanted she could choose one#and when i got home from work i found them both on my staircase by my room#i know we aren’t friends but sometimes i wish we weren’t such … strangers.#lindsay.text
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
god I just wish I had more soup
#it’s not that I’m hungry it’s that I’m still going feral over that soup I had#like I can’t emphasize enough. I only had it cause everyone was going feral about it#he (the coworker that made it) could become a millionaire selling that recipe#like if I always had that soup on hand I don’t think I’d need to drink or smoke anymore I’d just get that dopamine hit from the soup#like I could quit all substances & never eat desert again if I always had that soup on hand#& again. every single person at my very sizable work place was talking like this all day so it actually really was taht good#they need to give this man a raise#I told him he’s never allowed to quit
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
was just overtaken by a desire to see a queer staged performance of much ado featuring masc Beatrice and femme Benedict bi4bi mayhem
#imagined her smoking in a suit as she tells ‘a lovely lady’ about how Benedict sucks at the party#then taking the cigarette and placing it in his awe struck mouth with a parting ‘farewell my lady’ as she leaves#he’s sitting in full glamour drag wig ballgown jewellery makeup and all#he drops it out of his mouth when he begins to lovingly complain about her behaviour and nearly sets his own skirts on fire#they’d be so hot!!!!!!!! and bi4bi#after her ‘can’t have a man with a beard can’t have a man without one’ I’d want hero to lean in with a ‘and what about a woman fair cousin?’#in return Beatrice seems to start ‘the perfect woman would look and act like’ speech before being cut off#she’s explicitly and unknowingly describing how Benedict looks and acts when he’s all dolled up#Benedict’s bisexual contribution is dialling up the implicit flirting between him and all his mates. also everything about him#much ado#much ado about nothing
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
Don’t get me wrong my coworker’s dog is cute n all but going outside for a smoke and having a dog whine at me the whole time is not a vibe
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
One night of negative ions isn’t going to kill me. I’m performing an exorcism and Satan is going to drive out the cigarettes like how the Pied Piper drowned all the rats.
#I have my lovely air purifier/anion device. His name is Satan because I said “get behind me Satan!” when I carried him home on my bike#because he was in a satchel and getting in the way of my legs’ path#so now that’s his name#So if you ever hear me say “I love Satan” this is what I mean by Satan LOL#Hail Satan [the ionizer]#Wait then that would make me Jesus in this situation… I don’t think I like that. I’d like to live past 33 with my wrists intact thank you#I’d also like to not die of motherfucking lung cancer from cigarette smoke that ISN’T EVEN MY DOING#Like yeah sure I’ll smoke DMT to try it. I’ll smoke psychedelic frog slime to try it. I’ll smoke blue lotus to try it.#But 1.) It wouldn’t be a habit. 2.) It’s not tobacco or nicotine which is arguably one of the nastiest things to smoke#3.) If I ever try any of these it will be OUTSIDE AWAY FROM WHERE I SLEEP
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
😢
#class today was HARD#I was struggling a lot today tbh#and of course this new guy started working in the care team#and he’s my age or younger#I’m sure I’ve vented about this before#but I get so incredibly jealous when it comes to young people doing good#and like it wasn’t just that#we were checking in and he did his and he said ‘happy’ and I swear I wanted to walk over there and choke him#so you’re saying you have a really good job that I’m sure pays great#and you’re happy#cool cool cool#both those things aren’t realistic or attainable for me#but whatever#I’m sitting in the parking lot and not sure what to do right now#normally I’d go out and smoke and chill for a bit#but since I’m trying to abstain it’s so hard#i did a lot of crying today so my eyes are tired#but I don’t want to sleep the whole day and waste it#ooooofda I should have left sooner#this family came out (parents and daughter) and of course they’re parked right next to me#and I see this mom and dad taking care of their daughter and showing up for her#fuck me I wish I had that growing up#anywayyyyyy#if you want to tip me so I can maybe go to a store and do some retail therapy#I wouldn’t say no#for now idk what I’m gonna do probably end up asleep 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️#shut up rosie
3 notes
·
View notes