#I’d also like to not die of motherfucking lung cancer from cigarette smoke that ISN’T EVEN MY DOING
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One night of negative ions isn’t going to kill me. I’m performing an exorcism and Satan is going to drive out the cigarettes like how the Pied Piper drowned all the rats.
#I have my lovely air purifier/anion device. His name is Satan because I said “get behind me Satan!” when I carried him home on my bike#because he was in a satchel and getting in the way of my legs’ path#so now that’s his name#So if you ever hear me say “I love Satan” this is what I mean by Satan LOL#Hail Satan [the ionizer]#Wait then that would make me Jesus in this situation… I don’t think I like that. I’d like to live past 33 with my wrists intact thank you#I’d also like to not die of motherfucking lung cancer from cigarette smoke that ISN’T EVEN MY DOING#Like yeah sure I’ll smoke DMT to try it. I’ll smoke psychedelic frog slime to try it. I’ll smoke blue lotus to try it.#But 1.) It wouldn’t be a habit. 2.) It’s not tobacco or nicotine which is arguably one of the nastiest things to smoke#3.) If I ever try any of these it will be OUTSIDE AWAY FROM WHERE I SLEEP
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