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Getting a couple sex pollen fics on my dash, and it's got me thinking of my characters and their baby mamas (the cod characters). Would you all be interested in some short snippets of how my OCs would react/behave on sex pollen?

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Soap may be the most nastiest motherfucker, but I firmly believe that he would make me homemade soup and I think that actually resolves him from any wrongs

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tfw you still get clowned even after people know your rank 😔

bonus:

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...soap making König model for him so he can 'practice' anatomy. König all flustered and embarrassed as he stands there nervously, and then confused when Soap doesn't move to grab his sketchbook that he has seen him drawing in. "Nae, nae, handsome. Clothes off." Soap says with a soft laugh, one that is almost condescending, as he motions at Königs clothes. Though highly embarrassed and slightly anxious of the thought of just being naked in front of the other man doing nothing but standing there, König still strips of his clothes. He'd never say no to his love, especially not if it meant Soap would look at him like he was doing now.

SoapxKönig?!!!

Y'all might chase me out of town for this but...I believe that SoapxKönig is OP and a more interesting dynamic compared to GhostxSoap. Sure, I will admit Ghost and Soap do have a whole bunch of fucking chem and bounding between them. But Soap is König's emotional support danger gremlin. König is planning out their wedding (he's wearing a dress and Soap is gonna wear a kilt) when he first witnesses how Johnny lights up when he sets something ablaze.

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Here are some of my head canons for octosoap (is there a premade ship name for them out there? Idk, I don't care, it's octosoap now)

- Soap doms. I need to be clear to fucking everyone that Soap doms, doesn't matter if he's giving or receiving he is in control and König is just happy to please. (The first time Soap does convince König to bottom for him, dear god König becomes such a submissive mess. Slips into a subspace so smoothly that he's whining and begging Soap for whatever he'll give him cause he just loves anything if it comes from him. :()

- Very much dog handler x guard dog dynamic, but only if that guard dog had severe social anxiety and wasn't actually a guard dog and was more of a lap dog who got scared of his own shadow and his much more protective owner.

- Everyone thinks it's König who made the first step. It's obvious that König is the one who bagged Soap, the one who rizzed him up. In reality, Soap sees König and goes 'Yep, that big fella is mine. I don't give a fuck what any of you say. I'mma bite his ass and leave my teeth marks on him.'

- König may have the most flat ass you'll ever see, but that does not stop Soap from slapping and grabbing it. ...come on, it's Soap.

- König once accidentally bodied Soap by completely accident cause he wasn't paying attention and just rammed right into the shorter male. Soap falls in love with König all over again, and is trying to figure out how to have König do it again. But he's too nervous to ever think of playing rough with his love.

- Their first date is to go paintballing, Soap chose the date location so König can live his dream of being a sniper for a short while. </3

SoapxKönig?!!!

Y'all might chase me out of town for this but...I believe that SoapxKönig is OP and a more interesting dynamic compared to GhostxSoap. Sure, I will admit Ghost and Soap do have a whole bunch of fucking chem and bounding between them. But Soap is König's emotional support danger gremlin. König is planning out their wedding (he's wearing a dress and Soap is gonna wear a kilt) when he first witnesses how Johnny lights up when he sets something ablaze.

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SoapxKönig?!!!

Y'all might chase me out of town for this but...I believe that SoapxKönig is OP and a more interesting dynamic compared to GhostxSoap. Sure, I will admit Ghost and Soap do have a whole bunch of fucking chem and bounding between them. But Soap is König's emotional support danger gremlin. König is planning out their wedding (he's wearing a dress and Soap is gonna wear a kilt) when he first witnesses how Johnny lights up when he sets something ablaze.

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socbdocjd crying right now cause what type of hentai have you been watching where you think you need to clarify that 'people being sniped with endangered animal DNA' isn't a hentai?!? lmao /lh

but don't tempt me, cause my brain be braining and I don't have the self constraint and I've been needing a new thing to distract me from the demons 👹

I can't sleep -been up since 2 in the morning- and my sleep deprived brain has pushed the idea of mixing my longest held hyper fixation (TMNT) with my newest hyper fixation (CoD). Now hear me out-

The backstory can go one of two ways, either it's the typical animals that get experimented on with da ooze and turn into mutants, or we go the other direction and do military soldiers that are promoted sacrificed to partake in this new experiment that's meant to improve their abilities as soldiers. Blah blah either way they get mutated into these...well, mutants. Of course something goes wrong, and like hell the government is gonna actually take responsibility for anything they do, so they have to go into hiding to keep themselves alive. Something something they become vigilantes cause protecting the innocent is the only thing they know, and keeps them feeling slightly like the humans they once were.

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I can't sleep -been up since 2 in the morning- and my sleep deprived brain has pushed the idea of mixing my longest held hyper fixation (TMNT) with my newest hyper fixation (CoD). Now hear me out-

The backstory can go one of two ways, either it's the typical animals that get experimented on with da ooze and turn into mutants, or we go the other direction and do military soldiers that are promoted sacrificed to partake in this new experiment that's meant to improve their abilities as soldiers. Blah blah either way they get mutated into these...well, mutants. Of course something goes wrong, and like hell the government is gonna actually take responsibility for anything they do, so they have to go into hiding to keep themselves alive. Something something they become vigilantes cause protecting the innocent is the only thing they know, and keeps them feeling slightly like the humans they once were.

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The husbands are fighting )-:

I did draw r18 for this on my patreon if you’re interested heeeeheeee

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Neighbour!141 and how they get your attention.

Neighbour!Price who is constantly offering you help. Sees some furniture boxes at your door and is offering to put it together for you. No? Well surely you need some tools at least, make it all easier. No no he doesn’t mind truly. He doesn’t want you trying to fix everything up with just an allen key now does he?

Shovels your side walk, up to your door even. When you come to him the next day all apologetic and saying that you were just about to do it, seriously he didn’t need to. He just brushes you off saying that ‘birds don’t need to be out doin that.' It‘s okay, he was doing his anyway. 

Listening when you complain about your shitty landlord who has yet to do anything about your faulty water heater. You’re in those shorts he’s only seen through the window, arms crossed and rambling as he thumbs at the valves. 

“It’s a no go bird. You gotta buy a whole new heating element and get it put in dere. If you’re needin to, you can shower at my place till this gets figure’d out ya?”

Neighbour!Kyle who honestly you see more outside of your neighbourhood than in it. You have no clue how but you two always end up in the same place at the same time. 

Grocery shopping? Oh he's here too, it has the best deals on produce! Excursion? Oh he just wanted to see the new exhibit at the aquarium just like you, great minds think alike. Eating something in your favourite cafe during your lunch break? He slides in the seat across from you with a playful smile saying ‘how its nice to see you here neighbour’. 

You don’t even know he slipped a tracker in your purse during one of these bump ins.

That's how it starts. A friendship with a man you apparently have so much in common with. You have to with how much you see him at your favourite places. Even that niche little diner that you love as soon as you mention it he’s finishing off its name and talking about how their sweets are so good.

“What do you mean you haven’t had any? Want me to grab you some next time I go-actually no how about we just go together. I need to see what else you’ve been depriving yourself of. Come on, we’ll go in the evening when it’s nice and quiet so it’ll just be us.”

Neighbour!Johnny who sees the sweet thing living next door and knows he needs to get his hands on you. But he’s smarter than those pretty eyes and dumb grin would let you think. He wants you to come to him. He just needs to prove what a prize he is first. 

So he finds every chance possible to workout outside. 

Deliberately does his stretches for his morning run where you’ll be able to see while you make your coffee for the morning. Absolutely chuffed when he makes eye contact with you while he’s mid shirt pull. The way you go bug eyed when caught ogling has him ready wanting to ask if you liked the show.

Now, god forbid you have a dog. He’s making friends through the fence, coming up to your door offering to take the sweet thing on a walk if you want. Truly he would love to have a running buddy please let him take your pupper out. It becomes normal enough that you don’t even bat an eye when he’s offering to take your baby out when you’re not home. 

“I don’t mind taking my boy out once in a while. His mama’s busy but I’m not. Where’d you say you keep your outside key?”

Neighbour!Simon who quickly learns that he can’t offer to help you round because it comes off as….creepy. He’s the one you think is going to tag you with a tracker or follow you to work. The one that has you holding your keys between your fingers when pulling in at night.

So he takes a different approach. Needy, confused, and helpless. A military man entirely unacquainted with domestic duties.

He’s pathetic in a stuck racoon kind of way. You know you shouldn’t trust him but the way you’ve heard his smoke alarm go off 3 times in the time you’ve been here has you messaging if he wants some of your supper since you made too much. You catch yourself adding far more while cooking just so you have something to drop off to his doorstep. 

You don’t even know how it happened but now you’re in his kitchen teaching him how to make some easy meals with your chicken marinade recipes. Something he won’t burn or over salt. He’s got you rambling away, so blissfully unaware. Safe in his home, so trusting of him now.. He’s made so much improvements with you, no more scurrying away the minute he’s a couple feet away. 

“‘m sorry for needin so much from ya. If there's anything I can do just message me ya? Don’t matter what time, I’ll come. Anything you need.”

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It's my birthday! I gifted myself some holiday Ghoap!

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I am having too many ideas, and not NEARLY enough motivation to write anything for any of them.

Anyways- X-Men AU!COD. Ghost is Wolverine, Soap is Nightcrawler (could also be Beast), Gaz is Mystic (or maybe Domino -thinking of the time he fell out of the heli-). I don't know about Price cause I really don't want to say he's Professor X cause it just doesn't fit. Maybe he could be Cyclops or something?

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...self aware au! but only it's Míchéal (or some other OC) that's aware that they're in the game and no one else. Imagine them being aware that there is no future but still have talks about it at a bar with their teammates. Imagine seeing your friends die on the field over and over and they just keep getting up, though they don't seem to process what happened you're stuck with the memory of each bloody death. Aware that nothing truly matters, but being too human (can you even call yourself that if you're just a bunch of numbers and code in a game) to stop caring.

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Thinking of dogshifter/werewolf Soap. And I am now craving dogshifter!Soap x civilian mechanic!Míchéal.

Míchéal who finds Soap -in his dog form- one night while walking home from the bar. Soap is this dirty muddy thing who's getting completely soaked in the rain. Míchéal, a few beers in and not a complete asshat- decides to try and get the dog to follow him home. At least to clean him up and get him out of the rain. Soap who follows Míchéal home surprisingly willingly (unknown to Míchéal, Soap has been watching him for a while now and has just been waiting for an excuse to nosey up into his space and claim him as his mate).

Cut to Míchéal struggling to get Soap out of his house the next day, and now being stuck with a dog who refuses to leave his side. Míchéal can't even go to work without Soap, cause the one time he did, he got a noise complaint called on him because of his dog howling as loud as a banshee the whole fucking time. (Soap could've easily just followed Míchéal to work in his human form. But he was a bit peeved that Míchéal has been trying to kick him out of their home, so he decided to be a bit of a brat)

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....Ghost trying to interrogate Dust Mite...which may or may not lead to Ghost deciding to 'shut Dust Mite up'. By that I mean they make out sloppy style with Ghost growling and cursing Dust Mite's name and saying he wished he would just drop dead.

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Ghost, Gaz, Price: ??????

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Nikto taking a soft indulgent bite of your cheek, and kissing it softly afterwards as an apology :( pressing his nose against the softness there, inhaling the smell and warmth of your skin. Eyes shut and content.

If it keeps him content, so be it.

Now your coworkers think you own a little dog at home who's going through a teething phase. You don't have the stomach to tell them it's from a big brooding military man who's found a home in your existence.