xxstaticontheradioxx
"It's Just A Game Of Pretend. A Game Of Pretend!"
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[ StaticRadio (Vox x Alastor) blog by Mod Amethyst! ] [ NOTE: Alastor is GRAYSEXUAL and DEMIROMANTIC here! Which are both asexual and aromantic identities, so don't come bitching to me about canon! Do not come here to spread hate! VivziePop said that shipping Alastor is okay, so shut it. :P ] [ With that: hate toward the muses is okay, hurting them (good luck) is okay, NSFW is alright, and I'm cool interacting with anyone if they're willing to be patient with my lack of understanding over certain fandoms- ]
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xxstaticontheradioxx Β· 9 months ago
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Alastor rolls his eyes and wordlessly leaves, heading back toward where he's pinpointing Vox to be.
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"Heh, look, old man. Your old camera works, after all. Albeit poorly. Get better taste in cameras, dementia-haver."
A demon with sharp blue teeth, red eyes with one having black hypnotic circles within it, and a TV screen for a head.
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"Get better taste in technology, teenybopper! It was you who suggested I attempt this newfangled application of a cellular device. And just who needs a handheld telephone? Rotary dials work perfectly fine."
This demon had fluffy red deer ears, small black antlers, and perhaps most prominent of all, a grisly yellow sharp-toothed smile on his ashen gray face.
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"Maybe if you're a dinosaur. Ahem!"
The TV demon turns back to you, taking a bow.
"The name's Vox, Overlord of Television and other electronics! Though if you weren't living under a rock, you already knew that. And this here is my boyf-"
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"Acquaintance. This is a courtship, my dear, nothing is official yet."
His smile widens, but his expression remains stoic.
"This is your Radio Demon, the one and only Alastor~."
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"Aww, you'll give in~. They always do."
He winks at Alastor, who simply rolls his eyes in response.
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"In your miserable dreams. Now then! May we ask of you a promo, darling? I promise we don't bite... much~."
@kamon-of-hope @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @pizza-for-my-friends @candy-cocktail and anyone else~. Enemies to lovers is my Achilles heel. ;w;
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xxstaticontheradioxx Β· 9 months ago
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Alastor growls, clearly feeling a lot warmer toward Vox now that Vox went out of his way to protect him. Alastor holds onto Vox and growls.
Alastor: "...Very well, then. I concede. We will depart. But leave Vox alone."
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"Heh, look, old man. Your old camera works, after all. Albeit poorly. Get better taste in cameras, dementia-haver."
A demon with sharp blue teeth, red eyes with one having black hypnotic circles within it, and a TV screen for a head.
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"Get better taste in technology, teenybopper! It was you who suggested I attempt this newfangled application of a cellular device. And just who needs a handheld telephone? Rotary dials work perfectly fine."
This demon had fluffy red deer ears, small black antlers, and perhaps most prominent of all, a grisly yellow sharp-toothed smile on his ashen gray face.
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"Maybe if you're a dinosaur. Ahem!"
The TV demon turns back to you, taking a bow.
"The name's Vox, Overlord of Television and other electronics! Though if you weren't living under a rock, you already knew that. And this here is my boyf-"
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"Acquaintance. This is a courtship, my dear, nothing is official yet."
His smile widens, but his expression remains stoic.
"This is your Radio Demon, the one and only Alastor~."
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"Aww, you'll give in~. They always do."
He winks at Alastor, who simply rolls his eyes in response.
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"In your miserable dreams. Now then! May we ask of you a promo, darling? I promise we don't bite... much~."
@kamon-of-hope @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @pizza-for-my-friends @candy-cocktail and anyone else~. Enemies to lovers is my Achilles heel. ;w;
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xxstaticontheradioxx Β· 9 months ago
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Alastor, of course, has nothing better to do, so he remains right there as if nothing was happening, simply examining his claws.
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"Heh, look, old man. Your old camera works, after all. Albeit poorly. Get better taste in cameras, dementia-haver."
A demon with sharp blue teeth, red eyes with one having black hypnotic circles within it, and a TV screen for a head.
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"Get better taste in technology, teenybopper! It was you who suggested I attempt this newfangled application of a cellular device. And just who needs a handheld telephone? Rotary dials work perfectly fine."
This demon had fluffy red deer ears, small black antlers, and perhaps most prominent of all, a grisly yellow sharp-toothed smile on his ashen gray face.
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"Maybe if you're a dinosaur. Ahem!"
The TV demon turns back to you, taking a bow.
"The name's Vox, Overlord of Television and other electronics! Though if you weren't living under a rock, you already knew that. And this here is my boyf-"
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"Acquaintance. This is a courtship, my dear, nothing is official yet."
His smile widens, but his expression remains stoic.
"This is your Radio Demon, the one and only Alastor~."
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"Aww, you'll give in~. They always do."
He winks at Alastor, who simply rolls his eyes in response.
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"In your miserable dreams. Now then! May we ask of you a promo, darling? I promise we don't bite... much~."
@kamon-of-hope @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @pizza-for-my-friends @candy-cocktail and anyone else~. Enemies to lovers is my Achilles heel. ;w;
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xxstaticontheradioxx Β· 9 months ago
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Alastor: "But of course. Do I not seem confident enough to you fine ladies?"
Vox: "Uh... Al?"
Alastor turns around, and Vox whispers something to him, causing Alastor to chuckle.
Alastor: "Nonsense, darling! This is an argument between me and these young women here. You have nothing to do with it, I doubt they intend on using the spell on you."
Even still, Vox remains visibly ready to pull Alastor behind him and protect him at any point. He's very protective, that's for sure.
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"Heh, look, old man. Your old camera works, after all. Albeit poorly. Get better taste in cameras, dementia-haver."
A demon with sharp blue teeth, red eyes with one having black hypnotic circles within it, and a TV screen for a head.
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"Get better taste in technology, teenybopper! It was you who suggested I attempt this newfangled application of a cellular device. And just who needs a handheld telephone? Rotary dials work perfectly fine."
This demon had fluffy red deer ears, small black antlers, and perhaps most prominent of all, a grisly yellow sharp-toothed smile on his ashen gray face.
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"Maybe if you're a dinosaur. Ahem!"
The TV demon turns back to you, taking a bow.
"The name's Vox, Overlord of Television and other electronics! Though if you weren't living under a rock, you already knew that. And this here is my boyf-"
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"Acquaintance. This is a courtship, my dear, nothing is official yet."
His smile widens, but his expression remains stoic.
"This is your Radio Demon, the one and only Alastor~."
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"Aww, you'll give in~. They always do."
He winks at Alastor, who simply rolls his eyes in response.
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"In your miserable dreams. Now then! May we ask of you a promo, darling? I promise we don't bite... much~."
@kamon-of-hope @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @pizza-for-my-friends @candy-cocktail and anyone else~. Enemies to lovers is my Achilles heel. ;w;
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xxstaticontheradioxx Β· 9 months ago
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Alastor wordlessly nods, his grin stretching and his eyes narrowing, as if daring Bonnie to say something rude.
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"Heh, look, old man. Your old camera works, after all. Albeit poorly. Get better taste in cameras, dementia-haver."
A demon with sharp blue teeth, red eyes with one having black hypnotic circles within it, and a TV screen for a head.
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"Get better taste in technology, teenybopper! It was you who suggested I attempt this newfangled application of a cellular device. And just who needs a handheld telephone? Rotary dials work perfectly fine."
This demon had fluffy red deer ears, small black antlers, and perhaps most prominent of all, a grisly yellow sharp-toothed smile on his ashen gray face.
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"Maybe if you're a dinosaur. Ahem!"
The TV demon turns back to you, taking a bow.
"The name's Vox, Overlord of Television and other electronics! Though if you weren't living under a rock, you already knew that. And this here is my boyf-"
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"Acquaintance. This is a courtship, my dear, nothing is official yet."
His smile widens, but his expression remains stoic.
"This is your Radio Demon, the one and only Alastor~."
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"Aww, you'll give in~. They always do."
He winks at Alastor, who simply rolls his eyes in response.
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"In your miserable dreams. Now then! May we ask of you a promo, darling? I promise we don't bite... much~."
@kamon-of-hope @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @pizza-for-my-friends @candy-cocktail and anyone else~. Enemies to lovers is my Achilles heel. ;w;
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xxstaticontheradioxx Β· 9 months ago
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Alastor: "I'm very sorry to disappoint you, but such things will not work on us! Why, would we have become overlords if such measly magic could best us?"
He's half-truthful. When one sends a demon back to Hell, they're banishing the soul. Alastor doesn't hold his own soul, and thus, has nothing to banish, but it will actually work on Vox.
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"Heh, look, old man. Your old camera works, after all. Albeit poorly. Get better taste in cameras, dementia-haver."
A demon with sharp blue teeth, red eyes with one having black hypnotic circles within it, and a TV screen for a head.
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"Get better taste in technology, teenybopper! It was you who suggested I attempt this newfangled application of a cellular device. And just who needs a handheld telephone? Rotary dials work perfectly fine."
This demon had fluffy red deer ears, small black antlers, and perhaps most prominent of all, a grisly yellow sharp-toothed smile on his ashen gray face.
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"Maybe if you're a dinosaur. Ahem!"
The TV demon turns back to you, taking a bow.
"The name's Vox, Overlord of Television and other electronics! Though if you weren't living under a rock, you already knew that. And this here is my boyf-"
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"Acquaintance. This is a courtship, my dear, nothing is official yet."
His smile widens, but his expression remains stoic.
"This is your Radio Demon, the one and only Alastor~."
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"Aww, you'll give in~. They always do."
He winks at Alastor, who simply rolls his eyes in response.
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"In your miserable dreams. Now then! May we ask of you a promo, darling? I promise we don't bite... much~."
@kamon-of-hope @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @pizza-for-my-friends @candy-cocktail and anyone else~. Enemies to lovers is my Achilles heel. ;w;
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xxstaticontheradioxx Β· 9 months ago
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"The paranormal energy? My apologies, but I'm afraid I'll have to disappoint you, my dear. I can sense spiritual energy, and track it to some degree, but I cannot see it."
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"Heh, look, old man. Your old camera works, after all. Albeit poorly. Get better taste in cameras, dementia-haver."
A demon with sharp blue teeth, red eyes with one having black hypnotic circles within it, and a TV screen for a head.
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"Get better taste in technology, teenybopper! It was you who suggested I attempt this newfangled application of a cellular device. And just who needs a handheld telephone? Rotary dials work perfectly fine."
This demon had fluffy red deer ears, small black antlers, and perhaps most prominent of all, a grisly yellow sharp-toothed smile on his ashen gray face.
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"Maybe if you're a dinosaur. Ahem!"
The TV demon turns back to you, taking a bow.
"The name's Vox, Overlord of Television and other electronics! Though if you weren't living under a rock, you already knew that. And this here is my boyf-"
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"Acquaintance. This is a courtship, my dear, nothing is official yet."
His smile widens, but his expression remains stoic.
"This is your Radio Demon, the one and only Alastor~."
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"Aww, you'll give in~. They always do."
He winks at Alastor, who simply rolls his eyes in response.
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"In your miserable dreams. Now then! May we ask of you a promo, darling? I promise we don't bite... much~."
@kamon-of-hope @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @pizza-for-my-friends @candy-cocktail and anyone else~. Enemies to lovers is my Achilles heel. ;w;
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xxstaticontheradioxx Β· 9 months ago
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Alastor: "This is your final warning that you are being rather unwise to assume you hold any power over me, dear."
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"Heh, look, old man. Your old camera works, after all. Albeit poorly. Get better taste in cameras, dementia-haver."
A demon with sharp blue teeth, red eyes with one having black hypnotic circles within it, and a TV screen for a head.
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"Get better taste in technology, teenybopper! It was you who suggested I attempt this newfangled application of a cellular device. And just who needs a handheld telephone? Rotary dials work perfectly fine."
This demon had fluffy red deer ears, small black antlers, and perhaps most prominent of all, a grisly yellow sharp-toothed smile on his ashen gray face.
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"Maybe if you're a dinosaur. Ahem!"
The TV demon turns back to you, taking a bow.
"The name's Vox, Overlord of Television and other electronics! Though if you weren't living under a rock, you already knew that. And this here is my boyf-"
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"Acquaintance. This is a courtship, my dear, nothing is official yet."
His smile widens, but his expression remains stoic.
"This is your Radio Demon, the one and only Alastor~."
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"Aww, you'll give in~. They always do."
He winks at Alastor, who simply rolls his eyes in response.
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"In your miserable dreams. Now then! May we ask of you a promo, darling? I promise we don't bite... much~."
@kamon-of-hope @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @pizza-for-my-friends @candy-cocktail and anyone else~. Enemies to lovers is my Achilles heel. ;w;
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xxstaticontheradioxx Β· 10 months ago
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"Initially yes. Why do you ask?"
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"Heh, look, old man. Your old camera works, after all. Albeit poorly. Get better taste in cameras, dementia-haver."
A demon with sharp blue teeth, red eyes with one having black hypnotic circles within it, and a TV screen for a head.
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"Get better taste in technology, teenybopper! It was you who suggested I attempt this newfangled application of a cellular device. And just who needs a handheld telephone? Rotary dials work perfectly fine."
This demon had fluffy red deer ears, small black antlers, and perhaps most prominent of all, a grisly yellow sharp-toothed smile on his ashen gray face.
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"Maybe if you're a dinosaur. Ahem!"
The TV demon turns back to you, taking a bow.
"The name's Vox, Overlord of Television and other electronics! Though if you weren't living under a rock, you already knew that. And this here is my boyf-"
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"Acquaintance. This is a courtship, my dear, nothing is official yet."
His smile widens, but his expression remains stoic.
"This is your Radio Demon, the one and only Alastor~."
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"Aww, you'll give in~. They always do."
He winks at Alastor, who simply rolls his eyes in response.
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"In your miserable dreams. Now then! May we ask of you a promo, darling? I promise we don't bite... much~."
@kamon-of-hope @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @pizza-for-my-friends @candy-cocktail and anyone else~. Enemies to lovers is my Achilles heel. ;w;
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xxstaticontheradioxx Β· 10 months ago
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Alastor: "I do as I please."
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"Heh, look, old man. Your old camera works, after all. Albeit poorly. Get better taste in cameras, dementia-haver."
A demon with sharp blue teeth, red eyes with one having black hypnotic circles within it, and a TV screen for a head.
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"Get better taste in technology, teenybopper! It was you who suggested I attempt this newfangled application of a cellular device. And just who needs a handheld telephone? Rotary dials work perfectly fine."
This demon had fluffy red deer ears, small black antlers, and perhaps most prominent of all, a grisly yellow sharp-toothed smile on his ashen gray face.
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"Maybe if you're a dinosaur. Ahem!"
The TV demon turns back to you, taking a bow.
"The name's Vox, Overlord of Television and other electronics! Though if you weren't living under a rock, you already knew that. And this here is my boyf-"
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"Acquaintance. This is a courtship, my dear, nothing is official yet."
His smile widens, but his expression remains stoic.
"This is your Radio Demon, the one and only Alastor~."
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"Aww, you'll give in~. They always do."
He winks at Alastor, who simply rolls his eyes in response.
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"In your miserable dreams. Now then! May we ask of you a promo, darling? I promise we don't bite... much~."
@kamon-of-hope @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @pizza-for-my-friends @candy-cocktail and anyone else~. Enemies to lovers is my Achilles heel. ;w;
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xxstaticontheradioxx Β· 10 months ago
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Vox: "...I'm fun, too..."
Alastor: "But of course you are, darling!"
Alastor seems considerably nicer to Vox now that Vox proved he could be trusted. Not quite cuddly just yet, but no longer being a bully or shirking his advances.
Alastor: "However, I am not quite as fun as I seem. I'm a rather dangerous entity who could kill your group at the jerk of a hair and regret nothing. I'm certainly not someone you want or need."
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"Heh, look, old man. Your old camera works, after all. Albeit poorly. Get better taste in cameras, dementia-haver."
A demon with sharp blue teeth, red eyes with one having black hypnotic circles within it, and a TV screen for a head.
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"Get better taste in technology, teenybopper! It was you who suggested I attempt this newfangled application of a cellular device. And just who needs a handheld telephone? Rotary dials work perfectly fine."
This demon had fluffy red deer ears, small black antlers, and perhaps most prominent of all, a grisly yellow sharp-toothed smile on his ashen gray face.
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"Maybe if you're a dinosaur. Ahem!"
The TV demon turns back to you, taking a bow.
"The name's Vox, Overlord of Television and other electronics! Though if you weren't living under a rock, you already knew that. And this here is my boyf-"
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"Acquaintance. This is a courtship, my dear, nothing is official yet."
His smile widens, but his expression remains stoic.
"This is your Radio Demon, the one and only Alastor~."
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"Aww, you'll give in~. They always do."
He winks at Alastor, who simply rolls his eyes in response.
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"In your miserable dreams. Now then! May we ask of you a promo, darling? I promise we don't bite... much~."
@kamon-of-hope @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @pizza-for-my-friends @candy-cocktail and anyone else~. Enemies to lovers is my Achilles heel. ;w;
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xxstaticontheradioxx Β· 10 months ago
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Alastor tilts his head, clearly confused. If he knows what to look for, he and Vox can trail demonic energy.
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"Heh, look, old man. Your old camera works, after all. Albeit poorly. Get better taste in cameras, dementia-haver."
A demon with sharp blue teeth, red eyes with one having black hypnotic circles within it, and a TV screen for a head.
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"Get better taste in technology, teenybopper! It was you who suggested I attempt this newfangled application of a cellular device. And just who needs a handheld telephone? Rotary dials work perfectly fine."
This demon had fluffy red deer ears, small black antlers, and perhaps most prominent of all, a grisly yellow sharp-toothed smile on his ashen gray face.
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"Maybe if you're a dinosaur. Ahem!"
The TV demon turns back to you, taking a bow.
"The name's Vox, Overlord of Television and other electronics! Though if you weren't living under a rock, you already knew that. And this here is my boyf-"
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"Acquaintance. This is a courtship, my dear, nothing is official yet."
His smile widens, but his expression remains stoic.
"This is your Radio Demon, the one and only Alastor~."
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"Aww, you'll give in~. They always do."
He winks at Alastor, who simply rolls his eyes in response.
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"In your miserable dreams. Now then! May we ask of you a promo, darling? I promise we don't bite... much~."
@kamon-of-hope @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @pizza-for-my-friends @candy-cocktail and anyone else~. Enemies to lovers is my Achilles heel. ;w;
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xxstaticontheradioxx Β· 10 months ago
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"Aww, and you're certain that wasn't my charming influence, hmm~? I seem to recall not quite asking if you wanted to do as I said."
He isn't being nice, that's him saying "didn't ask, don't care", his tone is just naturally pretty polite, if condescending as hell.
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"Heh, look, old man. Your old camera works, after all. Albeit poorly. Get better taste in cameras, dementia-haver."
A demon with sharp blue teeth, red eyes with one having black hypnotic circles within it, and a TV screen for a head.
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"Get better taste in technology, teenybopper! It was you who suggested I attempt this newfangled application of a cellular device. And just who needs a handheld telephone? Rotary dials work perfectly fine."
This demon had fluffy red deer ears, small black antlers, and perhaps most prominent of all, a grisly yellow sharp-toothed smile on his ashen gray face.
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"Maybe if you're a dinosaur. Ahem!"
The TV demon turns back to you, taking a bow.
"The name's Vox, Overlord of Television and other electronics! Though if you weren't living under a rock, you already knew that. And this here is my boyf-"
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"Acquaintance. This is a courtship, my dear, nothing is official yet."
His smile widens, but his expression remains stoic.
"This is your Radio Demon, the one and only Alastor~."
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"Aww, you'll give in~. They always do."
He winks at Alastor, who simply rolls his eyes in response.
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"In your miserable dreams. Now then! May we ask of you a promo, darling? I promise we don't bite... much~."
@kamon-of-hope @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @pizza-for-my-friends @candy-cocktail and anyone else~. Enemies to lovers is my Achilles heel. ;w;
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xxstaticontheradioxx Β· 10 months ago
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Vox: "Still... why are you so determined for Alastor to join?"
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"Heh, look, old man. Your old camera works, after all. Albeit poorly. Get better taste in cameras, dementia-haver."
A demon with sharp blue teeth, red eyes with one having black hypnotic circles within it, and a TV screen for a head.
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"Get better taste in technology, teenybopper! It was you who suggested I attempt this newfangled application of a cellular device. And just who needs a handheld telephone? Rotary dials work perfectly fine."
This demon had fluffy red deer ears, small black antlers, and perhaps most prominent of all, a grisly yellow sharp-toothed smile on his ashen gray face.
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"Maybe if you're a dinosaur. Ahem!"
The TV demon turns back to you, taking a bow.
"The name's Vox, Overlord of Television and other electronics! Though if you weren't living under a rock, you already knew that. And this here is my boyf-"
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"Acquaintance. This is a courtship, my dear, nothing is official yet."
His smile widens, but his expression remains stoic.
"This is your Radio Demon, the one and only Alastor~."
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"Aww, you'll give in~. They always do."
He winks at Alastor, who simply rolls his eyes in response.
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"In your miserable dreams. Now then! May we ask of you a promo, darling? I promise we don't bite... much~."
@kamon-of-hope @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @pizza-for-my-friends @candy-cocktail and anyone else~. Enemies to lovers is my Achilles heel. ;w;
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xxstaticontheradioxx Β· 10 months ago
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"You truly are such a card, my dear! But rest assured, faithful tomcat, you know not the first thing about me."
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"Heh, look, old man. Your old camera works, after all. Albeit poorly. Get better taste in cameras, dementia-haver."
A demon with sharp blue teeth, red eyes with one having black hypnotic circles within it, and a TV screen for a head.
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"Get better taste in technology, teenybopper! It was you who suggested I attempt this newfangled application of a cellular device. And just who needs a handheld telephone? Rotary dials work perfectly fine."
This demon had fluffy red deer ears, small black antlers, and perhaps most prominent of all, a grisly yellow sharp-toothed smile on his ashen gray face.
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"Maybe if you're a dinosaur. Ahem!"
The TV demon turns back to you, taking a bow.
"The name's Vox, Overlord of Television and other electronics! Though if you weren't living under a rock, you already knew that. And this here is my boyf-"
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"Acquaintance. This is a courtship, my dear, nothing is official yet."
His smile widens, but his expression remains stoic.
"This is your Radio Demon, the one and only Alastor~."
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"Aww, you'll give in~. They always do."
He winks at Alastor, who simply rolls his eyes in response.
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"In your miserable dreams. Now then! May we ask of you a promo, darling? I promise we don't bite... much~."
@kamon-of-hope @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @pizza-for-my-friends @candy-cocktail and anyone else~. Enemies to lovers is my Achilles heel. ;w;
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xxstaticontheradioxx Β· 10 months ago
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"Why, hello, my good friend! I've found this rather troublesome hunk of scrap metal that I felt could be of use to you."
He has the tentacles bring the machine forward.
"Oh, and one more thing: keep that mutt away from me."
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"Heh, look, old man. Your old camera works, after all. Albeit poorly. Get better taste in cameras, dementia-haver."
A demon with sharp blue teeth, red eyes with one having black hypnotic circles within it, and a TV screen for a head.
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"Get better taste in technology, teenybopper! It was you who suggested I attempt this newfangled application of a cellular device. And just who needs a handheld telephone? Rotary dials work perfectly fine."
This demon had fluffy red deer ears, small black antlers, and perhaps most prominent of all, a grisly yellow sharp-toothed smile on his ashen gray face.
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"Maybe if you're a dinosaur. Ahem!"
The TV demon turns back to you, taking a bow.
"The name's Vox, Overlord of Television and other electronics! Though if you weren't living under a rock, you already knew that. And this here is my boyf-"
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"Acquaintance. This is a courtship, my dear, nothing is official yet."
His smile widens, but his expression remains stoic.
"This is your Radio Demon, the one and only Alastor~."
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"Aww, you'll give in~. They always do."
He winks at Alastor, who simply rolls his eyes in response.
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"In your miserable dreams. Now then! May we ask of you a promo, darling? I promise we don't bite... much~."
@kamon-of-hope @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @pizza-for-my-friends @candy-cocktail and anyone else~. Enemies to lovers is my Achilles heel. ;w;
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xxstaticontheradioxx Β· 10 months ago
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Alastor: "That will be for me to decide."
Vox: "Serial killers make gangs?"
Techy Promo
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"Heh, look, old man. Your old camera works, after all. Albeit poorly. Get better taste in cameras, dementia-haver."
A demon with sharp blue teeth, red eyes with one having black hypnotic circles within it, and a TV screen for a head.
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"Get better taste in technology, teenybopper! It was you who suggested I attempt this newfangled application of a cellular device. And just who needs a handheld telephone? Rotary dials work perfectly fine."
This demon had fluffy red deer ears, small black antlers, and perhaps most prominent of all, a grisly yellow sharp-toothed smile on his ashen gray face.
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"Maybe if you're a dinosaur. Ahem!"
The TV demon turns back to you, taking a bow.
"The name's Vox, Overlord of Television and other electronics! Though if you weren't living under a rock, you already knew that. And this here is my boyf-"
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"Acquaintance. This is a courtship, my dear, nothing is official yet."
His smile widens, but his expression remains stoic.
"This is your Radio Demon, the one and only Alastor~."
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"Aww, you'll give in~. They always do."
He winks at Alastor, who simply rolls his eyes in response.
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"In your miserable dreams. Now then! May we ask of you a promo, darling? I promise we don't bite... much~."
@kamon-of-hope @i-spy-with-my-lethal-eye @pizza-for-my-friends @candy-cocktail and anyone else~. Enemies to lovers is my Achilles heel. ;w;
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