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If we had universal basic income, would you still work?

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I'm sure Quique would like that. DS9 | 5.02

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And a Scum Villain Field Guide entry is made!

AITAH for embarrassing my husband?

I (26M) recently married the love of my life (idk his age but hopefully 100+) and we are very happy together. My husband is an immortal cultivator and peak lord. He knows I have always wanted to have sex with him on another peak lord's area, so when he let me put a vibrator in him and accompany him to his shidi's peak, I turned it on. He scolded me after for making him act strangely in front of a coworker. AITAH?

Edit: To answer some questions, it's important to me because this other peak lord is in love with my husband.

Edit 2: I know he is in love with my husband because he fought me every single day for his corpse.

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Chibifiying every SVSSS character., starting with White lotus Bingbing and Luo Binghe ^^

MoShang are next, stay tuned!!

next >

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Suddenly wondering if anyone out there has written a fic or had ideas about an au where SY (either no system or just more lax) just decides to reveal his transmigration status from the get-go?

Like, sure, reading about transmigration was cool and all, but suddenly finding himself in this exact scenario? Where he'd have to deceive an entire mountain of people and assume the role of this presumably dead man? Not so fun after all. No thank you.

He doesn't even have to say anything far-fetched. Just smt along the lines of: yo uh, I'm not SQQ? I think I died and suddenly appeared here? SOS pls help, I'm not evil don't kill me. Just like, weird soul displacement things.

I mean, they're in a cultivation world filled with ridiculous wife plots and bizarre qi deviations that could regress a person to their child self, it's not that unbelievable. Possession is a real thing here! This one is just, not malicious. I wonder how the plot would turn out and what would be the reactions of the peak lords? How'd they go about trying to fix it? What do they do in the meantime? So curious.

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Guess I know what I'm doing tomorrow. This might kick me back into gear!!

AITAH for embarrassing my husband?

I (26M) recently married the love of my life (idk his age but hopefully 100+) and we are very happy together. My husband is an immortal cultivator and peak lord. He knows I have always wanted to have sex with him on another peak lord's area, so when he let me put a vibrator in him and accompany him to his shidi's peak, I turned it on. He scolded me after for making him act strangely in front of a coworker. AITAH?

Edit: To answer some questions, it's important to me because this other peak lord is in love with my husband.

Edit 2: I know he is in love with my husband because he fought me every single day for his corpse.

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The biggest thing that absolutely convinced me that Roy's womaniser front is completely fake is Arakawa telling us that he doesn't own a bed and sleeps on a couch.

It sounds to me like Roy is the kind of guy who gets dramatically less fuckable the more you get to know him.

Like, imagine going on a date with this guy who's suave and super successful and a war hero.

It's all going great until he takes you back to his place.

His place is a studio apartment. Even though dude owns several expensive suits and he has taken you to the most expensive restaurant in his expensive car.

He has newspaper cuttings all over his walls and his floors. Some of those cuttings are articles about his war crimes. His wardrobe is open, and you can see that the only clothing he owns are multiple versions of his military uniform and more suits.

He asks you if you want to take things to the couch.

He has no bedroom. Only a couch in the middle of his studio apartment.

You do not take things to the couch. You do not go on a second date.

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> let him nap as a treat

> ageless/minors you are being blocked. stop interacting with our stuff pls. tired of begging.

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please be patient with me im from the 1900s

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MOSHEMBER My king is so handsome and so horny and so...

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Dragon AU Nie Mingjue - Nie Huaisang sketchhh🐲

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Layering Up.

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To whom it may concern,

Both Jiang Yanli and Wei Wuxian’s preference for unavailable men who give you a beautiful glare and walk away, as well as their determination to dig deeper into said men’s hearts, comes from their years of experience of dealing with A-Cheng 😂

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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

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I like to think Shen Qingqiu is a really inelegant sleeper. He puts on the immortal master act during the day, but as soon as he's asleep, all pretenses are gone. He splays out like a starfish or clings to whatever is near him with all of his limbs. He drools and snores and wakes up with pillowcase indents on his face

Luo Binghe loves it. For one thing, it's just really cute and he likes seeing his shizun let his guard down and be so relaxed. But also... when Shen Qingqiu was dead, his body was always neatly arranged in the bed he was left in. All his limbs carefully tucked in, not splayed in every direction. No matter what Luo Binghe did, Shen Qingqiu's corpse wouldn't move a muscle, wouldn't make a sound, but now he has Shen Qingqiu alive and well, clinging to him and making sleepy noises of protest when Binghe gets up to make them breakfast. It's the kind of thing he could've only dreamed of during those five years, and he'll never get tired of it

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"Have a cup of tea, shidi. "