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Goodbye 2024.

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Happy holidays!

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okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

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mikey and gee dont look crazy similar until u see their faces side by side in the same angle and you're jusr like Oh. thats kiki and bouba

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Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

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most hinged teenage German

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my fav stamps (i have so many but these r a couple ive found)

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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does anyone else remember when peoples talking point against asexuality being a queer identity was to make up a cisgender heterosexual but aromantic man who wanted to get in to all the lgbt society meetings or was that just an embarrassing thing people i knew did

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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

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