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I’ve come to make an announcement: Luka’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his twink-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Luka, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Urak?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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We know that Ivan's THE yearner that has always his eyes on Till and is convinced that he doesn't care about him
But every time that Till has his eyes on him without being provoked first Ivan has always his eyes closed
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he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣
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barber goro au...
they continue as viral business bros
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last hope for humanity / humanity's last hope
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Kaiju no. 8 Specials Pt. 2:
Lmao I love Narumi being such a camera whore uwu
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Turns out Soshiro is better at playing games than Gen Narumi?? How cute!!! I wanna see more content about this
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somebody pls get these mfs to a hair salon or sumn cause these haircuts are diabolical💀
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