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heatwave starter sentences

“I can’t bear this heat anymore.” “I’m melting. I’m actually melting.” “What? You said ‘get me something cold’. You never implied I couldn’t throw it over you.” “Don’t be a pussy, it’s just a bit of warm weather.” “We’re going to the beach. Now.” “Yes, I’m naked and no I’m not ashamed.” “Is it socially acceptable to go out in nothing but a wet towel?” “Wow, you look even worse than I feel.” “Just how many popsicles have you had already?” *runs ice cube along the back of your neck* *throws you into the pool, whether you want it or not* “If you’re that hot, then why don’t you take something off?” “No, no, no… not now. It’s way too warm for sex.” “I’m sweating in places I didn’t even know existed.” “I went out for ten minutes. Ten minutes! Look at me, I’m basically fried.” “That looks like a nasty sunburn…” “You’re not going out there before I’m lathered you in sun cream.” “I can’t get up… Can you get up? I can’t… I can’t get up.” “You’re such a stick in the mud! Everyone’s out enjoying the weather and you’re sitting inside complaining about it.” “Another shower?” “Please kill me now. This is unbearable.” “Let’s break into that office block. I’m sure they have air conditioning.” “I know! Let’s have a water balloon fight.” *sprays you with a water pistol* *blows cold air into your neck* “I can think of some more things to do with ice cubes…” “This is the perfect timing for an ice bucket challenge.” “I can’t sleep in this heat.” “I might as well sleep in the bathtub and it would be less wet.” “I need refuge, my airco broke.” “Your neighbours have a swimming pool, right? Let’s sneak in tonight.” “I’m going to book a holiday to Alaska. Now.” “I shouldn’t have stayed out so long… I think I have a heatstroke.” “Is that a rain cloud? Is that a mother fucking rain cloud?!” “Did you feel that? It was a breeze. We are blessed.” “Even my cat wanted to take a shower.” “Don’t smell me. There’s no deodorant that can mask this.” *throws water balloon straight at your face* “I take it back, summer is not my favourite season at all.” “I made an ice water bath, specially for you.” “If only it was always this nice and warm.” “I feel lazy and it’s great.” “Let’s go to the supermarket again and take a very long time staring at the frozen vegetables.”

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i am feeling some type of way over the ffxvi demo. my emotions? in shambles. i need this game now! i can’t wait 10 days for release!

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TUMBLR TEXT POST SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. 2 ;

75 starters. CW: blood mention, cussing, death. Starters come from various text posts floating around Tumblr. The only thing changed for this post was adding capitalization and punctuation. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed! [PART 1]

“Academia is cool and sexy until I’m expected to work.”

“An anime with more than a hundred episodes is a bigger commitment than marriage.”

“Anyone who believes all water tastes the same is no acquaintance of mine.”

“Anyway, that’s every reported eyewitness account of Mothman through ‘68, and that’s just in West Virginia! Haha, but enough about me. Let’s hear about your top five cryptids!”

“Aside from being the worst person alive, I am literally perfect.”

“At the end of the day, I’m just a girl who loves her bed.”

“Being equally obsessed with each other sounds hot to me.”

“Being good doesn’t get you anything.”

“Be the worst you can be.”

“But do aliens believe in me?”

“Don’t let anyone dehumanize you. Dehumanize yourself. Be the creeping eldritch horror you’ve always longed to be. Rain furious vengeance down upon those who would unmake you.”

“Do something today that would’ve gotten you burnt at the stake four hundred years ago.”

“Do you ever just want someone to come over and sit on the floor with you for a few hours?”

“Do you ever wanna listen to music, but every song is just not the right song?

“Feeling safe around someone’s energy is a different kind of intimacy.”

“Flirting is childish. We’re grown. Just tell the person you like that you see God in their eyes.”

“Friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place.”

“Friendship is temporary. Blood pacts are forever.”

“Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to live in a Victorian estate and be the most feared widow in the village.”

“Half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole.”

“Having a body causes me so much agony. I wish I was just a floating entity with no physical form.”

“How do I overthink so much and still make the wrong decision?”

““I can fix him!” You can’t even fix your sleep schedule, bestie.”

“I don’t care if your body is a temple. Call me when it’s been closed down and taken over by Spirit Halloween.”

“I don’t know about soulmates, but those people who eat parts of the food or candy that you don’t like and you do the same for them… We’ve lived a hundred lifetimes together, probably.”

“I don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one, boys.”

“If you see me in the streets, just know that my mind is in the void. I’m physically alive, but mentally checked out.”

“I guess we all learned a valuable lesson. Except for me. I wasn’t paying attention and was asleep for most of the time.”

“I hate when people ask what I would do in their situation because nine times out of ten, I would literally never be in that situation in the first place.”

“I hope manners is the next cool trend.”

“I just love sleep so much. Like, you just close your eyes and you’re gone, bitch. Brain logged the fuck off. Powerful.”

“I just realized there’s, like, a hundred new Pokémon coming this year, give or take, and I have to decide what personal memories and details about friends to forget in order to make room for them all.”

“I like my women like I like my woods. Haunted and could kill me at any moment.”

“I like to fuck around and waste time at least six to ten hours a day, and let me tell you, that puts some pressure on your schedule. You have no idea how busy I am.”

“I love to learn. Unfortunately, my brain doesn’t like to remember.”

“I love when I ‘make a mental note’ of something. It’s gone within twenty seconds.”

“I’m not a religious person, but I do sometimes think God made you for me.”

“I’m not playing hard to get. I genuinely don’t know how to talk.”

“I’m wearing dark glasses today because I’m seeing the future, and the future is looking very bright.”

“I think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way. Really, it’s so cute.”

“I think making sense is optional. Sometimes I just be talking.”

“I think the meaning of life is eating good food in the company of people you love.”

“It’s because I’m pretty, that’s why I have problems.”

“It’s crazy how I’m just some person.”

“It seems you are in love with your computer.”

“It’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog. It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on the dog.”

“I will never elaborate because I have no idea what I just said.”

“Live, laugh, love? Nah. Languish, lament, lay down.”

“Michael Myers taught me a valuable life lesson. Don’t worry about how fast everyone around you is moving. If you’re determined, just move at your own pace and you’ll kill shit every time. Thanks, Mike.”

“Moving to the forest to eat leaves and lie in the dirt. Insurance companies can’t deny me this.”

“Okay, bored of being alone now. Ready to get married.”

“Okay, hear me out… What if—now bear with me—we held hands? Maybe even kiss a little? Hugs would be nice—”

“People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about. Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.”

“People who fall asleep right away freak me out. Don’t you bitches have thoughts?”

“Really starting to understand old people these days. I love letters. Love packages. Terrified of my email inbox.”

“Someone take me out. Either in the assassination way or in the date way.”

“Sorry for being so sexy and having the best taste in literature. As if I asked for it.”

“Sorry I called you a fucking idiot. I was trying to flirt.”

“So what if I love you? Shut up.”

“The fact that I have to be in the ‘right headspace’ to do even the simplest tasks is absolutely humiliating.”

“The only difference between me and a medieval peasant is that I can make a Spotify playlist to express my feelings.”

“The only reason I haven’t gone insane is because I romanticize everything.”

“There should be a dating app where you talk to people who borrowed the same books from the library.”

“There’s something inherently holy about kitchens.”

“Tired of being a person. Would much rather be an unidentifiable and nebulous entity that lives in the woods and may or may not be an omen of misfortune to come.”

“Wanna haunt the neighborhood with me tonight?”

“Well, I used to be attracted to people, but now I’m exclusively attracted to abstract art and the concept of death.”

“What is the logic behind naps leaving you with a weird taste in your mouth? I wasn’t eating, I was sleeping. It’s the spiders, isn’t it?”

“Winnie the Pooh didn’t rock crop tops our whole childhood to watch us become unconfident about our bodies.”

“Yes, I’m dramatic! What did you expect? I read classic literature for fun.”

“You’d look prettier under six feet of dirt.”

“You don’t always need to talk. Like, it’s good to shut the fuck up sometimes. I love not talking.”

“You gotta walk into rooms like God sent you.”

“You’re beautiful, but you’re empty. No one could die for you.”

“You wanna know what’s annoying me right now? It’s me. I am annoying the goddamn shit out of myself.”

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Playing story-based games really is the funniest thing to me as a roleplayer, because it really reveals which of my ocs would actually comply with canon to stand there listening to plot/monologues from enemies and which would actually use that time to fucking beat the shit out of them, lmao.

Kate, Liana and Einar would not be having it at all ahsdgshgd. They would only comply with canon for actual, strong threats because being impulsive and reckless will make it worse. But small-fry? Nah, get tf out of here with that bs, lmao.

People do try to physically restrain them, though, at times. Mainly because there might be information to be had, but wow they won’t be happy in the slightest. They have murder in their eyes and will use that to intimidate as much as possible. Kate is the easiest to stop because she’s small and doesn’t have the physical strength to stop most people. Liana is the hardest. That absolute 7′3″ queen is built, you need maybe 3-4 grown men and even then she might still have strength enough to take slow, weighted steps.

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HE CAME HOOOOOOME! IN ONE 10 PULL AT 70 PITY!

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Reblog if your muse would spend the night in a haunted place for $20

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HAPPY 413! 🎂

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Me, 

Myself,  

                 but not I.

Independent & Selective Roleplay Blog for Genshin Impact’s: “The Wanderer,” “Scaramouche,” & “The Nameless Eccentric.” As told by, Apollo. [©]

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On this journey. I have learned something new.

To protect someone, is to gaze into the future with eyes unclouded.

To gaze into their future, and the world they will one day build.

A bright future future that we may share together.

This is for what I fight. This is why I must protect those in need.

✰ PROTECTOR FROM AFAR ✰

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Independent Thoma RP blog from the Genshin Impact series.

Regaled by Jace.

Rules - About - Divergence

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                           𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒑𝒐𝒏 & 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚, 𝑰 𝒗𝒐𝒘 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖.                            𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 & 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕, 𝑰 𝒗𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖.                                                         

                                                    Written by Nai.                                          Personals/Non-rp blogs DNI.

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TEXT POST STARTERS II

a collection of quotes and quips from popular internet posts. change & alter as needed.

“I’ll be in my secret lab, gradually going insane and playing god.”

“I’m a nice person, but I’m about to start throwing rocks at people.”

“I’m about to cha-cha real smooth off a fucking cliff.”

“I’m majoring in making my life a living hell at idiot university.”

“I’m proud of you hits harder than crack.”

“Is my human suffering sexy enough for you, God? Is it getting you off, king?”

“It’s my god-given bisexual right to be dramatic.”

“Just found out my entire personality is a trauma response.”

“Kinda gay to make a wanted poster… why do you want that man? So you can hold him?”

“Leave me alone. I was literally made in a lab.”

“Losers try to tell me I emit ‘nuclear radiation’. Like, that’s my vibe, idiot.”

“Mad scientists will be like ‘I know a place’, and then strap you onto the autopsy table.”

“Might fuck around and become a false prophet.”

“My idealized version of you would’ve never said that.”

“My off-putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you.”

“My skills include being a sleepyhead and a sweetie pie.”

“Not wearing a lab coat so the other scientists know I’m a whore.”

“Okay, yes, I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it, honestly.”

“Part of my creative process is going insane for three hours.”

“Remember to drink a fucking shit-ton of water every miserable day of your life, loser.”

“Say this with me. Manifest it. Make it real. I am not harmed by fire or explosives. Say that out loud. Remember it. The only thing that’s stopping you is your own head. Never stop grinding.”

“The sluttiest thing a man can do is love and cherish his cat.”

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TEXT POST STARTERS III

a collection of quotes and quips from popular internet posts. change & alter as needed.

“So, apparently, the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress’.”

“So… like… everything is real, and we just have to deal with it, huh?”

“So what if I’m in love with you? Mind your own business.”

“Some of you guys are fucked up. Not me, though, because I’m cool and hot.”

“Some of you act like murder is such a big deal.”

“Sorry about my huge cool muscles, everyone. Apologies for my large, powerful form.”

“Sorry for acting so strange and irregular. It will happen again.”

“Sorry I was willing to be vulnerable with you. Do you still think I’m hot?”

“The best love language is being irritating. I will annoy you because I love you.”

“These manmade horrors are beyond your comprehension. I get it, though.”

“Watch your fucking vibes when you speak to me.”

“What’s a little homoerotic telepathy between friends?”

“Why do people insist on surviving the apocalypse when you can just die?”

“Yeah, I’m a false prophet, but you believed me, so whose fault is it that we’re in this mess, really?”

“You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God.”

“You expect me to act like a normal human being? I’m wearing a turtleneck.”

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small / tall starters

requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

small

“Get down here!”

“Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”

“I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”

“Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”

“I don’t appreciate your height.”

“I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”

“I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”

“I KNOW you can see me.”

“Fear me!!!”

“Uh…you’re blocking me.”

“Can you lift me for a second?”

“Slow down! I have short legs.”

“I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”

“Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”

“I always win at hide and seek.”

“I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”

“Heels make me feel powerful.”

“Do tall people have…big..hands..?”

“I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”

“I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”

tall

“I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”

“”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”

“Does my height offend you?”

“Let me reach that for you.”

“You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”

“I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”

“Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”

“It’s impossible to hide from you.”

“No, I don’t play basketball.”

“I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”

“You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”

“My legs are long and sexy.”

“I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”

“Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”

“Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”

“You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”

“All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”

“Why are you standing on the counter?”

“I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”

“Let me block the sun for you.”

“Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?”