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a guide to exploring abandoned farms

essential supplies include: plenty of food and water, a change of socks, a hat, rope, bandaids, a knife, gloves, an acorn in your pocket, and an offering

there are always odd noises on the farm. half of them come from the animals

try to forget what the lake looks like between the hours of three and four AM

never ever find yourself alone in the milking shed in the south end of the farm. time passes differently there

if you happen to hurt yourself in your exploration, make sure you do not bleed onto the dirt

bring plenty of water, you do not want to drink from there

the cows will watch you, this is normal

close every gate you open, even if the fields are empty. don’t ever leave one open behind you, just trust me

beware unstable rocks, the cracks tend to be filled with insect nests

bring a weapon with you, but no guns

if you see someone else while exploring, never tell them your name. you can never be sure if they are real or not, and further out you go, the less real they will seem. the patupaiarehe have evolved in cruel and unusual ways

do not go inside the empty share-milkers cottages, whatever you do, do not go inside. something else lives there now

a tree with the undersides of its leaves showing mean that a storm is coming. a tree with no leaves means the storm has already come

sometimes the hills look like they’re moving. be aware of this, because some things don’t like to be disturbed

do not sleep under the full moon, in fact, just don’t sleep on the farm

finding skulls is normal, only become worried when you start finding ribs

if you find yourself lost in a forest, continue walking in a straight line until you are free again. the trees may make it look as though you are going in circles, but i promise you’re not. ignore the soft music you can hear

your phone won’t work out here

the ghosts from the land wars won’t harm you, but be sure to show them respect

don’t take anything from the farm with you when you leave. just be grateful you have made it out alive

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i know sia doesnt want to be seen but was all this necessary???😩😩😩

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Couldn’t resist.. (2. pic: Lucy- originally drawn by Hiro Mashima!!) - I just wanted to show, how I imagined it.:)

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Making a comic in MediBang

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wait… if you have social anxiety… and i have social anxiety…

then who’s going to order the food?

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Lucy Heartfilia + Twitter Art

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Does this mean a NaLu unison raid?!

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A family that fights together, slays together… 💛❤️💙

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WHAT

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

IS IT BECAUSE THEY’RE DORKS WHO LOVE EACHOTHER????!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!

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I won’t let you down. I promise.

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Natsu and Lucy kicking ass together ? :’)

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Nalu in new light novel! 😍😍😍

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when really great artists follow u and u don’t want to mess things up

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Look I might have gotten… a little frustrated… at Fairy Tail’s inability to carry a story for more than five chapters without someone getting naked… so I wrote this… 

I’m just gonna say before we get started that this is crack, and I actually really admire Hiro Mashma’s work ethic, and I understand editors of a weekly magazine are under gargantuan amounts of pressure and clearly Fairy Tail is v successful so they’re doing something right– but still. Please. I’m allowed to parody things if I want, also I’m really done with all the fanservice in this series so. Yeah. 

Natsu Dragneel was going to kill the editors over at Weekly Shonen Magazine.

I mean, he didn’t really have a clear-cut idea on how things went on down there (breaking the fourth wall in his profession is strictly discouraged), but he was at least 89% sure that the torture he was currently going through was all their fault. Or maybe more like 92%. Maybe even 99%.

Look, he’s just gotta have someone to blame here, he’s just gotta, or he’s going to go insane.

Gulping, he tore his eyes away from Lucy Heartfilia’s glorious, enticing, very nude body and focused on not setting everything around him on fire.

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Please tell me I’m not the only one who noticed this

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it’s really fun!