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"... The question is," The other Oblivion blankly replied, "Who would name a human 'Oblivion'? Surely that's a simple nickname your peers gave you."

We must be an alternate universe, he thought. No other explanation.

Meanwhile, the Smiler had turned his attention to the girl. "Thanks, miss. And yer cute an' all! And-" He gasped as he heard the door creak open, turning his head to the boy peeking in. "AND YOU ARE REALLY CUTE!"

Without a moment's warning, the Smiler spun around and started rushing towards the boy in a manner that was both playful and creepy. He stopped short of actually running into the boy and squeaked, "HI!"

Smiler> I 'eard somebody from dis "project" likes ponies. Well, heh, I like people! Tee hee~! Tell da bloke I said 'ello, alright?

"Oiii, Blivy! This pony says hello!" Air called out and waved to the dark haired Weapon.

Oblivion turned his head. “…Why’s he saying hello?”

"He heard you liked ponies-"

"Wait, WHAT?"

"Er… It says on your character reference-"

The man blushed, thudding his fist against the desk. “WHO THE HELL PUT THAT ON MY CHARACTER BIO?!” he yelled, flustered. 

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Smiler> Hmmm... How abaaaht both?

Smiler> Ice Bucke' challenge? Gee, I dunno if I 'ave any ice on me... Thee fnk da water from da water cooler would work?

That could work. Either that or we borrow some ice from the drink vendors. They’re bound to have plenty of it.

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The pony looked at his hooves. "Hmmm... So I don't."

He then proceeds to shove his front hoof into the boy's mouth, not forcefully enough to cause any physical harm, but just enough so the the tip of the hoof was in the mouth. "This works, right?!" He shrilly asks, grinning like a maniac all the while.

Smiler> KISS ME :D

Send me “KISS ME” and I’ll generate a number from 1-45 to determine where my muse will have to kiss yours:

22. Fingertips

"…Ponies don’t even have fingers…"

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"I dunno, mate," The Smiler sort of replied as he trotted over to the flustered man's desk. "But, yew know, there seem ter be a lot ov people who like ponies-"

A disembodied voice interrupted, "Smiler! What's all this yelling? I thought I told you not to bother everyone in sight!"

The pony cheerfully called back, "Hey! Oblivion! Rattle an' Hum quick! This bloke 'as da same name as you!"

The voice groaned, traveling closer to the room. "This had better be important..."  The door opened to reveal the owner of the voice...

Who happened to be an unamused grey pony wearing an orange tie.

Smiler> I 'eard somebody from dis "project" likes ponies. Well, heh, I like people! Tee hee~! Tell da bloke I said 'ello, alright?

"Oiii, Blivy! This pony says hello!" Air called out and waved to the dark haired Weapon.

Oblivion turned his head. “…Why’s he saying hello?”

"He heard you liked ponies-"

"Wait, WHAT?"

"Er… It says on your character reference-"

The man blushed, thudding his fist against the desk. “WHO THE HELL PUT THAT ON MY CHARACTER BIO?!” he yelled, flustered. 

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ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT UPDATES

Oblivion> The Moderator just notified us that due to her studies in college, she may not be able to update with pictures as often as she would like. Rest assured, there is a story arc in the works that centers on the Scarefest event.

Smiler> In da meantime, we’ll be 'appy ter answer any quesshuns yew might ‘ave- but wiv text. Which is a shame, because I like da cameras. All ov ‘em. Even da black an’ white ones…

Smiler> Ooh! Can we ‘ave little floa’y ‘ead icon fngs? Please?

Oblivion> … Maybe later, Smiler.

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ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT UPDATES

Oblivion> The Moderator just notified us that due to her studies in college, she may not be able to update with pictures as often as she would like. Rest assured, there is a story arc in the works that centers on the Scarefest event.

Smiler> In da meantime, we'll be 'appy ter answer any quesshuns yew might 'ave- but wiv text. Which is a shame, because I like da cameras. All ov 'em. Even da black an' white ones...

Smiler> Ooh! Can we 'ave little floa'y 'ead icon fngs? Please?

Oblivion> ... Maybe later, Smiler.

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Omfg "talk about" is a lot cuter than ask me

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

2: Talk about your first kiss.

3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.

4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.

5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.

6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.

7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.

8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.

9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.

10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.

11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.

12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.

13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.

14: Talk about a vacation.

15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.

16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.

17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.

18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.

19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.

20: Talk about something that happened in high school.

21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.

22: Talk about your worst fear.

23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.

24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.

25: Talk about an ex-best friend.

26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.

27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.

28: Talk about your fetishes.

29: Talk about what turns you on.

30: Talk about what turns you off.

31: Talk about what you think death is like.

32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.

33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.

34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.

35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.

36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.

37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.

38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.

39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.

40: Talk about the end of something in your life.

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Smiler> I'M GONNA LOVE YOU!!!

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Oblivion> Don't talk to the spambots, Smiler.

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Oblivion> Please excuse The Smiler. He's a bit "loopy" as my coworkers put it. Though I imagine that would be kind of obvious to you.

Smiler> So yeah! Ask us anything! And do 'ry ter smile, OK~?

Oblivion> ...Really?