francesca / xxvi / chronic escapist (also @elvendorx)
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People with breasts, would you change the size of your boobs if you could?
They’re considered big. I’d love a reduction.
They’re considered big, but I’d love an augmentation.
They’re considered big, but I wouldn’t change them.
They’re considered average size and I’d love an reduction.
They’re considered average size and I’d love a augmentation.
They’re considered average size and I wouldn’t change them.
They’re considered small, but I’d love a reduction.
They’re considered small, but I’d love an augmentation.
They’re considered small and I wouldn’t change them.
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Normalise not letting your bf be in the house while you're not there even if he's a perfectly reasonable person and considerate guest. It's my day off and now I feel slightly self conscious in my own space.
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roman and shiv are so insufferable sometimes lol but kendall is actually so generous with them, he wants them there with him and he'd always look after them and they're just like "fuck kendall he's so arrogant and greedy he wants to be ceo" when he's RIGHT it WAS always him logan DID promise him it and logan wanted it to be kendall and they aaaaall know it
#he IS a business psycho#like logan#IT WAS HIM!!!!!!#my tragedy boy#that bit where they imitate him after joking about killing him#sublime#AND shiv and roman are clearly so happy when they're united and taking the piss out of kendall and kendall can take it and they couldn't#they're all happiest when kendall's king in the kitchen#succession#i drafted this on 10/09/2024 but im so right so im posting it now
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having long phone calls on loudspeaker in the kitchen of a shared house is mad behaviour. headphones??
#im listening to perverts rn and thats how i know im not being unreasonable#bc its the same noise but the phone is annoying me#and im upstairs#also i would never let someone else hear both sides of my conversation lmao
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I'm on episode 5 of the bear and here's my take
Richie/Mikey
then Richie/Carmy
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Fucking sick to my stomach. Tumblr user incestfreak69iluvincest has just been exposed for. I can’t even say it
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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
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the worst part of interviews isn't even not getting the job, it's the FLASHBACKS where you're like that's where you should have said that phrase that you rehearsed for an hour and my best examples didn't even COME UP
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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual
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marisa abuela and harry lawty seem so irl vanilla from the way they act yasmin and rob
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i dont get the andrew garfield thing
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being ill is sooooo boring
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I'm so overstimulated I haven't eaten yet and I'm going to town to shop on a Saturday and I had to take my glasses off because it was one sense too many and my dress was fully riding up to expose my ass in front of children I actually might die
#txtpst#at the point of hunger where i can only eat the most delicious and perfectly teztured food in the world#am i going to find that in bham city centre? no
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the dual hammer of kendall roy's fate: he was meant to succeed, it was always his, it was an underline but he was always falling just slightly short, never quite had everyone's full confidence, always got the pitch but never the winning vote. he always always existed on that knife edge.
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kendall is tommy, roman is phil, shiv is lil, connor is chuckie
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