Miley Ray Cyrus#Bangerz"I love lying next to you, I could do this for eternity. You and me—we're meant to be in holy matrimony. God knew exactly what he was doing when he led me to you" roleplay only c:
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Shit, what happened?
Did you guys hear about Hope Solo getting arrested the other day?
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Text || Xtina, Destiny, Nay, Milena, Benzo, Trojan & Sel :)
Emily: Hello my darling bridesmaids (and Benzo the best lady)! Just an update: there's only 22 days left until the big day! Are you ready? I sure hope so. Anywho. I'm going to do more alterations on my dress today, so if any of you lovely ladies would like to come along to have anything done to your dress, feel free! :) Love y'all! XoXo
Miley: AHH! Can't wait. I would love to yet I'm across the country =[ love you!
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Classy funeral for a classy queen, don't worry. I gotchu, girl. I'm definitely going to have to come meet your adorable new kitty soon. Aw, they're going to be besties in no time, promise. I'm doing good! Not really talking about the wedding really, just focusing on touring and being happy, ya know?
Just do me a favor and make it pretty colors? Black gets so depressing. Classy and classic, but I want it to be the least miserable event possible.
She does! Olivia Benson. You’ll have to come see her soon. I don’t think Mer is too happy about this new “friend” yet, but she’ll thank me later. I think. How are you, darling? And Justin? And wedding plans?!
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Woop, woop. Sorry, haven't really been keeping up with the World Cup.
Come on, England! Make me proud this time.
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You just made my day. I just met you and you already made my fucking day. We should totes go get some together sometime just because you introduced me to this heaven sent creation.
I am totally serious. There are many things I would lie about, but bacon and a some sort of pasty combined are not on that list. I’ve had one before and it’s like shaking hands with God himself.
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Remember when that’s so raven, hannah montana, and the suite life of zack and cody did a mashup episode and it was the most exciting thing that had ever happened to you.
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You love me.
You’re so fucking weird Cyrus.
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It's like...sweet plus meat. Sweet meat. That sounds like a condom brand, holy fuck.
Both at the same time… huh. Rachel’s Thanksgiving dessert flashback.
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I fucking love you. That is the best. Someone should make that shit and that can be the slogan.
Mix it all together and you know you got the best of both worlds.
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Oh my God, are you serious?! That sounds like fucking heaven.
You know they have bacon donuts. It’s not cake but it’s still like heaven on earth.
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Right, right. Man, I couldn't even think of a life without bacon.
Same here, but just the cake for me…vegetarian.
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