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The art history version of “you’d look prettier if you smiled more”

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theyre talking about us again

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A year ago a family member was running in a triathalon. We gave her an AirTag to wear so we could make sure we saw her cross the finish line. Turns out AirTags are terrible for that, but that’s besides the point.

Once she finished the race, she used one of the portable restrooms. Well, the AirTag fell out and got irretrievably lodged between the floor and wall.

I ceremoniously renamed the AirTag to “Lenny the Latrine” and have, with inexplicable curiosity, watched the porta-potty make its way to different locations.

This caused a funny encounter with airport staff when my baggage was picked up by the wrong passenger, and I showed them the baggage AirTag driving down the road. They glimpsed Lenny on the page and decided to hold back their verbal questions, but their questions were still written all over their face.

I just got an alert saying the battery is low, so I know my time tracking Lenny the Latrine is nearing an end.

So long, Lenny.

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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Genuinely so angry I can't live in the places I grew up because they are fundamentally too expensive for me to go home.

I miss San Diego. I miss Monterey. I miss my home so much every time I go back and visit my parents. But living in the place they live, in the place I grew up, is so wildly expensive that it might as well be Narnia. All I want to do is go home, and I simply can't. There is something fundamentally wrong with the world.

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- Paris Hilton

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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

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put my cat on the cover of CRIME Magazine, where he belongs

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Does anyone want to come over and crack my back like a fucking glowstick?

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I don’t typically film all the steps of mishima, but it is a cool process

1- wax a leather hard piece of pottery

2- carve into it

3- underglaze

4- wipe back any underglaze on the wax

it’s best to use a really clean, nearly dry sponge to wipe it, and I usually use a paper towel to clean off any remaining underglaze afterwards

sold

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so true

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flungle by waboba