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Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala

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The lack of agreement across brands on what “extra firm tofu” is is, in fact, very high on my list of unimportant problems.

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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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Happy Holidays from the Holiday Boar

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Now that the dust has settled... I want to thank you all for listening to Personal Screening. From the bottom of my heart... thank you. It still feels like a dream. But for real, what I really want to say is-

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Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

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The Next Generation Delivery Vehicle that the USPS ordered is legit the most fucked up thing you'll ever see in your life.

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Teach me how to use my tumblog

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@important-animal-images

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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

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If nobody ever explained this to you, if someone you see a lot does something you like and you never ever tell them that, they might think you don’t like them or don’t like the things they do for you.

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CW for mentions of death.

*ie ages ~13 to ~18

**if you went to college within two ish years after high school and graduated/will graduate in four, I know some people didn’t, all of these measurements are APPROXIMATE

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You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."

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