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xjeffwoods-loverx · 3 months

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imagine picking your f/o up like this

alt text: image of an orange cat with white paws and tummy being picked up by the scruff of its neck

#🔪#haha shorty

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xjeffwoods-loverx · 3 months

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f/o that annoys the everloving shit out of you ❤️ insufferable f/os ❤️ f/o that's just generally an absolute nuisance... but a nuisance you love cause that's YOUR nuisance ❤️

#🔪#he's the worst lol #i love him but he's so fucking annoying

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xjeffwoods-loverx · 3 months

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i have to PRETEND i have to DAYDREAM or i will KILL MYSELF

#literally

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xjeffwoods-loverx · 3 months

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"Wow, you talk about that character a lot" I want to fuck him.

#🔪

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xjeffwoods-loverx · 3 months

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#🔪#me @ jeff

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xjeffwoods-loverx · 3 months

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"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" OK well I can sit behind him and wrap my arms around his middle and comfortingly rock him side to side

#🔪#he might bite me tho

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xjeffwoods-loverx · 3 months

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sometimes a piece of media just! grabs you by the thoat and says, "hey buddy! I'm gonna irrevocably alter your brain chemistry now! have fun with that!!"

and then you just ! gotta deal with that ! you guess !!

#jeff the killer lol #preteen me didn't know what it was getting into when it first encountered him #(idk if it was when I was a preteen or if it was younger cause bad memory goes brrr. but it was around that time)

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xjeffwoods-loverx · 3 months

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i want to FLUSTER that man. i want to make him BLUSH. i want to make him feel VULNERABLE AROUND ME. i want to make him WEAK IN THE KNEES. i want to kiss him

#🔪

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xjeffwoods-loverx · 3 months

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#I have done both #I prefer writing to reading tho because most x readers make me dysphoric cause they're mostly fem reader or if not they're bottom/sub reade #it's a shame cause i do like reading them #so i'd say more writing than reading

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xjeffwoods-loverx · 3 months

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Me at 13: Man, school sucks, I wish Jeff the Killer was real so I could run away with him and become a serial killer

Me now: Man, adult life sucks, I wish Jeff the Killer was real so I could run away with him and become a serial killer

#🔪#proselfship #proship selfship #somethings never change lol

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xjeffwoods-loverx · 3 months

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Sorry I've been inactive, I've been kinda depressed lately

I'll hopefully get back into posting soon

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xjeffwoods-loverx · 3 months

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I am once again pushing the gay Jeff agenda, so here's some quickly edited pics for Pride Month

#🔪

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xjeffwoods-loverx · 4 months

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reblog if you are your url

#i very much am

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xjeffwoods-loverx · 4 months

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they hate me for my slut waist and recurring self harming behavior

#🔪

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xjeffwoods-loverx · 4 months

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for pride month: do you have any lgbt+ headcanons for any of your f/o’s?? also would you and your f/o’s go to a pride parade?

#🔪#Jeff is definitely gay (although he'd probs use the word faggot to describe himself rather than gay)#i know some think of him as a trans guy (and that's totallly fine hc what you want) but tbh #(unless it's for an au) I don't really vibe with it and just think of him as a cis dude #I do like the idea of him being an agender man tho I could totally see him being that #as for pride parade? He'd kill most people there lol so best not

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xjeffwoods-loverx · 4 months

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His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

#🔪

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xjeffwoods-loverx · 4 months

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Fuck off im so in love with this fictional man it’s embarrassing

#🔪

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