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you ever just dream something and forget it wasn’t real and it becomes a memory? that’s just real world EU content. that’s head canon

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Imagine being a pokemon dev designing a new character model for a ten year old girl and some guy from management stops by, plops a finger on your art, says "make her hotter we need more eye candy bro ehehehe," and then slithers off, leaving a huge sweat stain on your papers. Because they really did refer to Dawn as being eye candy in an interview, and she's demonstrably underage. The absolute state of video games.

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Pokemon Platinum be like

"We're gonna put the ghost type gym in the third city"

"Epic, bro, simply epic!"

"We'll make the only ghost or dark types available before then a Gastly and Umbreon via the Eevee we placed literally adjacent to the gym"

"Wait no sto-"

"Mismagius will have 70+ speed"

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No way there's a drawing pad, I can draw a dick n balles or a nice smile face or the word cum on my screen and just walk around with it on display, the DS is the future. This is gonna be graphics in 2009

I caught a fuckking mudkrip

Playing the new pokemon game, pokemon platinum, and my dude Kadabra really out here with like 70 special attack on the second gym and I'm catching every new pokemon I see and I'm making gamer pogchamp faces when they evolve

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I started taking melatonin at night to sleep and it melts me. I'm melt. My whole body goes heavy mode and sinks into the bed and it pulls my brain down until I'm unconscious, it's such a bizarre feeling to just get dragged to sleep

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I caught a fuckking mudkrip

Playing the new pokemon game, pokemon platinum, and my dude Kadabra really out here with like 70 special attack on the second gym and I'm catching every new pokemon I see and I'm making gamer pogchamp faces when they evolve

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The Pokémen: we added four new pokémans

Me: no way

The Pokémen: you can catch ugly large meowth

Me: oh wow

The Pokémen: charizard is there

Me: holy crap!!!

im put mor e4t in2 post than pokemen put in2 pokmon 8 : )

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im put mor e4t in2 post than pokemen put in2 pokmon 8 : )

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An incomplete taxonomy of tabletop RPG characters:

I chose whatever traits looked neat and created a character who’s more powerful than any two other PCs combined by sheer accident

Came up with the accent first; devised character to suit

Exists solely to mom the rest of the party

Character type explicitly intended by the game’s authors as an allegory for something or other, but I just picked it because the illustration was hot

“Carries an extremely large weapon” is their entire personality

Definitely not my fursona

Personification of hangups I cannot discuss even with those closest to me, but will now intimately play-act for casual acquaintances

Whatever lets me create the biggest explosions

Magical girl in a setting where that’s really not a thing

Highly specialised build that gives me a +fucktillion bonus to one slightly oddball skill, which I will attempt to roll at every conceivable opportunity

Plausibly deniable expy of popular media character

Implausibly deniable expy of popular media character

Basically just me, except a different gender, which I am doing purely to challenge myself as a roleplayer and doesn’t mean anything okay?

Mechanical traits selected specifically to justify a terrible pun

Just an awful little creature

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Rebel against the system

Uninstall Windows, use your mind as your operating system, run Doom on it,

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oh god oh no

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i see this in my peripheral vision at all times

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If you write a """"'haiku"""" and I can't tell what season it is, I'll kill you legally

Thinking about how

haikus get taught in high school

and losing my shit.

They really did take

a whole ass art form and just

boiled it down to

"bruh 5/7/5"

like bitch don't you dare speak such

accursed language.

this isn't haiku,

just some real ass small brain shit.

I won't stand for it.

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Thinking about how

haikus get taught in high school

and losing my shit.

They really did take

a whole ass art form and just

boiled it down to

"bruh 5/7/5"

like bitch don't you dare speak such

accursed language.

this isn't haiku,

just some real ass small brain shit.

I won't stand for it.

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You, a plebian mind: mocking car man for The Stickers

Me, an absolute colossus of pure intellect: hopelesslt addicted to porn of cartoon horsie

Yep

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Somewhere out there is some seriously fucked up person, some total psycho who can simply will themselves to sleep every night, and that's my arch nemesis and we're gonna sword fight in the volcano

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Working at Tim Horton's, the only time I've seen any non-boomer types make a scene was when the customer in question had been antagonized by my turbo-boomer coworker. I don't think any of us have the energy to be upset about our morning coffee at this point