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HAPPY NEW YEARS

MAY ALL YOUR SENPAIS NOTICE YOU

AND MAKE YOUR KOKORO GO DOKI DOKI

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THEY WERE CALLING U THAT BECAUSE OF UR V FLY BOOTY.............

(A+ booty. 10/10 would pat again)

EXCUSE ME. YOUR BOYFRIEND BESTFRIEND ALMOST KILLED ME FIRST u fricker and then ruined my memories and rUINED MY SUMMER VACATION THANKS V MUCH

ive developed a lot of teenage angst and existential crises over that stunt SO YEAH. SO U DONT EVEN GO THERE.

#in that moment i swear we were all sora

im on the winning side

u know the one with my own game and spin off sequel and limitless sea salt ice cream

but you’re like. half of me. basically.

THAT WAS YOU. THAT WAS ALL YOU RIGHT THERE. MESSING WITH ME AND MAKING EVERYONE CALL ME ROCKSASS. LIKE. WHAT EVEN WAS THAT.

YOUR BOYFRIEND BEST FRIEND TRIED TO MURDER ME AT ONE POINT BECAUSE OF YOU, DON’T YOU EVEN, YOU BIG DUMMY!!!

# summary of KINGDOM HEARTS: everyone is sora, everyone else is xehanort.

guess what side you’re on.

guesssssssssssss.

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reMEMBER WHEN I TOOK A NAP FOR A YEAR AND EVERYONE FORGOT ME OR WHEN MY HEART FELL INTO THE DARKNESS AND MY BOYFRIEND BEST FRIEND HAD TO RESCUE ME?

OH WAIT THAT WAS U................

~~~~*~*~!*~THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP~*~*~*~~~~~

AND PAOPU FRUITS WILL DRIVE AWAY THE BAD GUYS.

u just gotta be my friend and everything will work out somehow

#qualityprotag

HI I’M ROXAS AND ALL MY BEST FRIENDS ARE DEAD OR NOT REAL

hhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA ISN’T THAT JUST HILARIOUS

my one true love is ice cream

AND I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS SORA

DANG THIS IS REALLY BLOWS ME SIDEWAYS

TIME FOR ICE CREAM

#2 SPOOPY 4 EVERYONE SWAG SWAG TAG

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valiantsky said: i’m not aFRAID TO FIGHT YOU PUNK

lOOK AT ME

IM SORA

ALL VALIANT

AND SUAVE

AND A DUMB LOSER BUTT WHO WISHES HE WERE 2 SPOOPY

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Get real. Look which one of us is winning! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

its riku!!!!

rIKUS HERE

I LOOKED FOR YOU

I LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR U RIKU

[sora-ing intensifies]

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so i did a thing

idea credit : johnthetrickster 

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we accept the akuroku we think we deserve

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roxas went from optimistic middle school kid to shitty high school senior in under a year and that is fuckin impressive

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sometimes im like

aXEL PLS

but other times im like

axel please

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canon axel

fandom axel

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au where roxas and axel go to ikea (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

get lost in ikea (ﾉ✿◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:*

panic (ﾉ✿⊙‿⊙)ﾉ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:*

get to the bed section ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:*╰(⊙ヮ⊙✿╰)

argue over getting a racecar bed (✿◡‿◡)

end of buying the bed (◡‿⊙✿)

going home and fuck up building the bed (⊙‿⊙✿)

"we save worlds and we cant assemble a fucking childs bed" 

give up and cuddle on the unfinished bed (◕‿◕✿)

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IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING -- /PUNTS SOME SICK BEATS @ UR FACE???

swiggity swerk u just wanna see me twerk

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also hey are you actually ven pretending to be rocksass???

PLOTTWISTT—

IM VEN.

YOURE VEN.

WE’RE ALL VEN.

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/PUNTS SOME SICK BEATS @ YOUR FACE.

you’re the kind of loser friend who doesnt reblog my selfies

and lets me get 0 notes on my text posts

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ur booty's not that swaggy tbh

WELL U KNOW WHATS NOT SWAGGY

YOUR DUMB BUTT UGLY FACE