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9 minutes late but whatever! happy late bday lan zhan!!

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I came across another video about straight guys getting tricked into reading danmei by the title/plot etc. and the comments have some anecdotes that I had to share lol (original Chinese comments under cut):

Tian Guan Ci Fu [facepalm] [thumbsup] I always thought it was about an entanglement between ghost repaying a kindness and a two-faced god. My female classmates saw this novel on my desk at the time and giggled at me [facepalm] [facepalm] [facepalm] (109k likes)

Once, I saw my 45 year old male coworker reading Mo Dao Zu Shi, I even told him, you have this broad a taste in books? In the end he read half of it and suddenly asked me why it hadn't revealed that the main character was a woman disguised as a man yet [laughcrying] (80k likes)

"I Became a God in a Horror Game" This novel I never thought would be a dual male lead [i.e. BL] novel, after I found out I dropped it. At the time, I searched all the big websites to prove it wasn't dual male lead and prove that their relationship is brotherly, but every piece of information, every person refuted me. Do you guys know how helpless I felt at the time?!!! After I found out it was danmei, there was no way of going back to how it was before and I couldn't read any more!!! Do you guys know, in the end I switched to "Lord of Mysteries" [fantasy webnovel] (115k likes)

Do you know when you project yourself onto the protagonist conquering everyone, and right when you're feeling satisfied, you suddenly find out you now have an additional boyfriend, that feeling... (35k likes)

Who would've thought, the first time I saw "Kaleidoscope of Death" I thought it was Naruto fanfiction so I read a bit of it, then I found out it was a horror novel, but the male and female leads really suit my taste, so I read some more, then I found out later [the ML] was a man disguised as a woman, and the sky fell down [crying] [crying] [crying] In the end I forced myself to finish reading it, the instances were just too well-written [crying] [crying] [crying] (11k likes)

Seriously, straight guys can even misunderstand kissing as provocation between bros (30k likes)

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the arcane stirs within you

(art prints)

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Feng Xin saves Mu Qing My traditional art version of @ginsays artwork. (See the image & reference on Twitter: click here.

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modern au lesbq💕 prof sqq caught out on a date w her college aged gf 😳 (she doesnt realize its a date or that she has a gf lol)

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Just finished the cover for 2024 MXTX Food Zine!

@mxtxfoodzine is free and contains 55 recipes going along with art and fanfiction as well as a printable no-title version of the cover. Releasing this November.

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day 4: growth 🌱

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I've been reading a ‘The Disabled Tyrant’s Beloved Pet Fish’ Wangxian Au called "Hanguang-Jun and His Beloved Pet Rabbit" by 96qutie on Ao3, and I have 'Theories'. Give it a read if you want some cute pet bunny shenanigans.

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Some fan art for @69qutie and their fic "Hanguang-Jun and His Beloved Pet Rabbit" on Ao3! I loved the scene with LWJ and WWX flying back to Gusu. It just made my heart happy. -v-

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the four famous tales 🥹

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Happy birthday, WWX! Again! This is the piece I contributed to 一枕游羡穿花梦, an online birthday event over on Weibo. You can see other participant contributions through this tag on Weibo (though you will need an account)!

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bq sticker i did for myself 3: i don't really like it tho

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That one year hua Cheng was away

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some free-range and all-organic wwx, lwj, and wangxian-centric shitposts! just for my favourite wangxian-obsessed moot, @bidet-of-evil 💕

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Don't mind me, just thinking about Lan Wangji finding a new tiny baby bunny in the rabbit field that's been rejected by the parent and bringing it to Wei Wuxian the moment he knows he'll be awake so he can also coo at how small and tiny and cute and precious and perfect it is while making mental plans to figure out how to feed it so that they can release it back with the other rabbits when its big enough. You know, like a normal person.