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shout out to the little monk in each of my cells that transcribes my DNA by candle light

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just had to take a fucking second and close my eyes because i remembered that on the night of november 5th tumblr had convinced me, an outsider, that this was an actual gif of Castiel Supernatural being sent to mega fruit hell

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I have a horrible secret to share. to the five of you who care to keep up with new build a bear releases, you’ve probably noticed a lot of bald yellow animals lately. the lion, pineapple, narwhal, etc. there’s a reason for that. it’s because they made too much of it expecting the minions from despicable me to sell well. but they didn’t. so now they have all this extra yellow fabric to use. so all these new releases? yeah. they’re made out of minion skin

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no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I'll never feel

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | S6E13: Dead Things.

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | S7E01: Lessons.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer | “The Killer in Me”

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i dont think you get it. 1980 was twenty years ago. 1990 was 10 years ago. 2000 was 10 years ago. 2016 was two years ago. 2018 was also two years ago. 2017 was last year. 2014 was four years ago. do you understand me now?????

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Texas kitten in snow

(via)

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buffy quotes that live in my mind rent-free (4/?)

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I feel like I should reconsider playing monk and switch to bard for the next campaign

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favorite ‘buffy the vampire slayer’ episodes (4/?) — “Once More, With Feeling” S6E07.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer | “Who Are You?”

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But till you do I’m telling you Stop visiting my grave And let me rest in peace.