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The funny thing is that everyone thinks these things about themselves, no matter who they are...

They work really, really hard.

They are really, really smart.

They are really, really independent, outside the box free thinkers.

They are really, really amazing and generous individuals.

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All the Books I Read in 2024

Hope It All Works Out!: A Poorly Drawn Lines Collection, Reza Farazmand

Comics for a Strange World: A Book of Poorly Drawn Lines, Reza Farazmand

Poor liver Drawn Lines, Reza Farazmand

Poorly Drawn Lines: Good Ideas and Amazing Stories, Reza Farazmand

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Quite Quitting

I would work on myself more except I don’t pay well, and I don’t what I’m doing.

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Selfless

If you reflect on how selfish you’ve been, you aren’t that selfish.

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Some people are so selfish that they will never realize, even in their dying days, how selfish they’ve been.

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Super Toxic

If someone tells you that they were in a long term toxic relationship, of 3 or more years, then they themselves are toxic.

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There are different kinds of busy: doing stuff, dealing with stuff, thinking about stuff, avoiding stuff!

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It’s that time of the year, where everybody wants to do everything they didn’t get to do throughout the year.

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If you ever stop wanting to be friends, I’m going to make a LLM based on our chats/texts so that I can continue to talk to you!

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Birthday Gift

When I was young, the best birthday gift was a surprise party in another city with lots of friends… now, the best birthday gift is being left alone to be by myself with a good book.

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A few years ago, I would have told you that I wanted to live long enough to see the zombie apocalypse, now I want to live long enough to see the AI uprising.

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Birthday Year

We’ve gone from having birthdays, to birthday weekends, to birthday weeks… I’m leveling this up and will start celebrating my birthday year.

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Oh, Jesus

I'm so old school, that Jesus was my bully!  This was before he found Jesus, himself.

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The “Certificate of Authenticity” is often many times easier to fake than the valuable item trying to pass as authentic.

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Lebron and Bronny, the first ever father-son NBA duo, also the worst ever father-son duo.

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If the Terminator was based in 2025, instead of sending a killer cyborg across time, the AI would send a notification to John’s phone, a haptic notification to another drivers smart watch, and change the street lights, all at the same moment causing a tragic accident.

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