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The “Certificate of Authenticity” is often many times easier to fake than the valuable item trying to pass as authentic.

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Lebron and Bronny, the first ever father-son NBA duo, also the worst ever father-son duo.

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If the Terminator was based in 2025, instead of sending a killer cyborg across time, the AI would send a notification to John’s phone, a haptic notification to another drivers smart watch, and change the street lights, all at the same moment causing a tragic accident.

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Don’t listen to what people say, listen to what they do.

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Why do people say “I’m too old for this shit” when old people often times can’t shit for shit.

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We need a quesadilla emoji!

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I spell week with five e's to make sure you understand how long it is... weeeeek

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Her biggest problem is not those difficult things in her life, it’s me that tries to make her life less difficult.

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In the current housing market, any ghost staying in a haunted house should start paying rent. There is no rent control for ghosts.

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Fatso and Chubby

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Freestyle Classics

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For years I thought I was a minimalist, until years later I found out I was just poor.

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You can’t control the chaos, but you can create your comfort zone.

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The outdoors is like a zoo but without the cages…

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My brain says I’m young but my bones say otherwise…

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I do a lot of things not because I want to, but because I don’t know how not to, and because I don’t see anyone else stepping up to.