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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

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keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women

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Your prom pumpkin is very adorable! Would you tell/show us how you did the glitter on the suit?

Step One: Add your base color of marker, stipple with a darker color, then stipple with the colorless blender (if using alcohol markers)

Step Two: Stipple darker shade of similar color gel pen

Step Three: Stipple White Gel Pen

Step Four: Draw little crosses and stars to represent glitter catching the light

Step Five: More dark gel pen

Annnnnd done! Ta-Da!

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this has been plaguing my mind for days

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do other countries have a groundhog day? do you all gather on February second and watch with bated breathe as a groundhog emerges from its hole? do you forecast the next six weeks of weather based on if the groundhog is frightened by its own shadow and returns to the hole?

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the people asked and they shall receive. sometimes as an artist you forget you have the power to draw literally anything.

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Years ago I bought this insanely bright, thick rainbow fabric at a fabric store that was shutting down and my friend asked ‘what are you planning to make’ and I said I dunno I just can’t pass this up look at it and she made fun of me for being a fabric hoarder but here we are!! 6 years later!!

Anyway now my nakey little dog has a thick ass rainbow jumpsuit and not only has she stopped shivering like a leaf all the time but she’s also very easy to find!!

Plus, I extended the neck part so that I can tuck her ears in (the tips get so cold that they get crusty from lack of blood flow and my vet recommended a snood) and now I have a rainbow worm

Pattern is Luna Jumpsuit from Rosulikka on Etsy.

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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

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personal favorite trope of mine

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does anyone remember that artist that was like “i’ll sexualize anything i’ll even sexualize a stop sign” and it was just them drawing a stop sign head on an anime woman body because like honestly that’s so embarrassing you can’t even do it properly

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I drew Kairi in every Drive form!

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Fuel for thought.

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the goal for this year and for every year is to be kind and also to stop being scared of literally everything

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remember how it felt when we are young by fun was always on the radio. that’s gone forever i fear

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