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**giving you bad dick** yeah you dislike that bitch?

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modern art exhibit titled "I bet you won't kill yourself" that is just a loaded gun on a podium in a museum

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sorry i cant come into work today, my ass is way too poopy rn

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ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted to be violently high in a supermarket

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homie got mad that i showed him a cgi vaginoplasty video at 9am in waffle house

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the super mario sunshine post credit picture but im in the photo like the end of the shining

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crushing: you saw a trans person out in the wild and you weren't fagging it up enough for them to notice you

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"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees

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we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

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hamsters only go to hamster valhalla if their death was both distressing and entirely preventable

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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

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so i saw this tweet earlier

you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid