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modern art exhibit titled "I bet you won't kill yourself" that is just a loaded gun on a podium in a museum
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sorry i cant come into work today, my ass is way too poopy rn
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ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted to be violently high in a supermarket
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homie got mad that i showed him a cgi vaginoplasty video at 9am in waffle house
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the super mario sunshine post credit picture but im in the photo like the end of the shining
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crushing: you saw a trans person out in the wild and you weren't fagging it up enough for them to notice you
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"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees
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we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids
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hamsters only go to hamster valhalla if their death was both distressing and entirely preventable
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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross
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so i saw this tweet earlier
you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid
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