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reminder im not here anymore

yknow what, i think im gonna take a break from rp tumblr for a while. its pretty clear im not gonna be able to revive this blog anytime soon. if you’re interested in rping on discord my contact is lightspeed #5278

make sure to tell me who you are when you add me bc i dont accept random requests with no info

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yknow what, i think im gonna take a break from rp tumblr for a while. its pretty clear im not gonna be able to revive this blog anytime soon. if you’re interested in rping on discord my contact is lightspeed #5278

make sure to tell me who you are when you add me bc i dont accept random requests with no info

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kinda wanna do some hero verse shit in the vein of “hey uh you’re kind of a fucking trainwreck are you sure this is the right job for you” lmao

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when ur muse is an absolute harlot but ur uncomf w/ writing smut

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plaguebearing​:

“Had a coworker tell me to eat some falafel once after I tested a scale out to calibrate it. A change of pace, yes, but still irritating.”

“See, it’s literally not that hard. It’s never not going to be annoying, so they should at least have the common courtesy to offer some variety.”

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“Why is it always some sort of sandwich people order you to consume for the heinous crime of being insufficiently fleshed in their vicinity? If you’re going to be annoying at least use a bit of creativity when doing it.”

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i really do want to be more active, but these days im only really interested in exploring the whole mental/physical health issues as topics so like. if you really wanna dig deep in that, pls let me know

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"AAAAAH, CUTE AGGRESSION-" Twice bellows at the top of his lungs, enveloping Dabi's lanky frame in his very beefy, but caring arms. He can only half hear whatever the other League member's saying in response, what with his face being smushed into the ample cushion of Jin's pecs. "I WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU ARE FULLY HEALED- THIS IS BULLYING VIA AFFECTION."

“HGJKDGKJSLS” Well there it is, scientists have been searching for whether it was possible for a human being to actually verbally keysmash, and behold. The garbled response squeezed out of Dabi’s lungs was just that.

“I don’t think your tits have healing powers, unfortunately.” They wheezed, once they managed to squeeze enough air back into their poor, compressed lungs. “Fantastic as they are. Sorry.”

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hey.

hey.

come bully dabi.

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for someone with as fucked up as a jaw and as little muscle mass as dabi has you wouldn’t think their bites would hurt much, but you’d be wrong. they clamp down like a motherfucker and they got sharp lil canines. through sheer force of will theyre virtually impossible to shake off, and it hurts like a bitch.

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“You. Rest. Now.”

“All I do these days is rest. I’m bored. You can’t seriously expect me to just lie around all day every day.”

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Extremely Exhausted Starters

“You. Rest. Now.”

“You took five steps and need to sit down again?”

“I’m absolutely fine, I just need to sit down.”

“I just need to sit-what do you mean I’m already laying down?”

“Your eyes aren’t focusing. Just close them for ten minutes.”

“Write one sentence on this piece of paper, and then I’ll let you up.”

“I just need a breather, that’s all. Maybe ten. No fifteen.”

“We’re both so exhausted we can’t even argue about not being exhausted.”

“When I said I needed five more minutes I meant it more like hours.”

“… no… I’m tired… let me sleep… I don’t want to get up.”

“We need to get out of the heat, you’re starting to look sick.”

“You can’t hide those shaking hands from me. You need to stop.”

“I’m just a little cold, I’m okay, really. Let me sit with a blanket or something.”

“Moving…? No I’m good thanks.”

“Gravity has a hold on me of which I have not the strength to break.”

“Was… was that actually there? That wasn’t there was it?”

“I’ve had no energy for three days.”

“You worked yourself so hard that you’ve been sentenced to three days of bed rest.”

“Listen I can… I can get up. It’s fine.”

“If we’re both in this state, we both really screwed up somewhere huh?”

“I have energy for exactly one more person of favourable standing, and going the hell to bed. With or without that person, bed is happening.”

“You’ve struggled to move anything for the last hour.”

“This is what happens when you over exert yourself.”

“You were almost dead from pushing it too far!”

“I went a little overboard sure… but I’m still alive. So shh.”

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protective prompts

feel free to adjust as needed!

PROTECTING: “  are you sure you’re okay?  ” “  i’m not letting you go alone.  ” “  let me help.  ” “  say the word and i’ll be there.  ” “  i know you can handle it yourself, but it doesn’t mean you should have to do this on your own.  ” “  i’ll stay the night.  ” “  get some rest.  ” “  ssh, go back to sleep.  ” “  i’m worried about you.  ” “  i’m not going anywhere. not as long as you’re in danger.  ” “  i won’t let anyone hurt you.  ” “  i won’t let that happen.  ” “  look at me. you’re gonna be okay.  ” “  what can i do?  ” “  i’ll be right here with you the whole time.  ” “  who did this to you?  ” “  i can tell you’re upset, talk to me.  ” “  i’m not letting them get away with this.  ” “  i’ll get you out of this. trust me.  ” “  i know you don’t need my help. but i’m offering it anyway.  ” “  you’re shaking like a leaf— what’s wrong?  ” “  what happened?  ” “  i’m gonna fucking kill them.  ” “  i won’t let anyone hurt you again. not ever.  ”   “  if anything happened to you…  ” “  i need you in my life. so please, let me do what i need to to make it safe.  ”   “  i can’t lose you.  ”   PROTECTED: “  have you been waiting up this whole time?  ” “  how long have you been here?  ” “  i’ll be okay. i promise.  ” “  will you stay with me?  ” “  please don’t go.  ” “  i feel safer when you’re here.  ” “  thank you for making me feel safe.  ” “  i trust you.  ” “  why are you helping me?  ” “  is it over now?  ” “  you don’t have to do this, ya’ know.  ” “  i can take care of myself.  ” “  you don’t have to worry so much.  ” “  i don’t want you to get hurt either.  ” “  i can’t bear the thought of you putting yourself in danger for me.  ”   “  you’re bleeding!  ” “  thank you, but i’ll be alright.  ”    “  please don’t get hurt. not because of me.  ” ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to wake up after sustaining an injury and find the other at the side of their bed 2. for one muse to hold the other after a nightmare 3. for one muse to step between the other and someone who intends to do them harm 4. for one muse to push the other out of harm’s way 5. for one muse to get hurt protecting the other 6. for one muse to fall asleep next to the other muse who is keeping watch 7. for one muse to rescue the other 8. for one muse to get caught hiding an injury sustained while protecting them 9. for one muse to react to the other hiding an injury 10. for one muse to take care of the other while they’re sick/injured 11. for one muse to kiss the other’s scar 12. for one muse to treat an injury the other sustained while protecting them 13. for one muse to kill to protect the other 14. for one muse to get killed while protecting the other 15. for one muse to fall asleep in the hospital bed with the other 

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@quirkthieves​ from here

“Why the fuck did I agree to this,” Dabi wheezed, bending over for a moment to catch their breath. Their little twig legs barely had enough muscle to hold up the rest of their bag-of-bones body at a leisurely stroll. What the hell had they been thinking, agreeing to a jog, of all things? Not to mention their lungs were far from in the best of shape, what with all the chain smoking.

“How much longer? Please tell me we’re almost done.”

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“Every time I think this piece of shit body has pulled all the dirty tricks it can on me, it comes up with something new. Its newest favorite torment is ‘I’m gonna make you collapse and black out every few hours no matter how many stimulants you stuff into me. Also you can’t stand on your own for more than a few seconds anymore.’“

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* talk about your muse!

send 🍯 for a food headcanon

send🥛for a drink headcanon

send 🐢 for a mental health headcanon

send 🦄 for a physical health headcanon

send ⌛for a sleep headcanon

send 💕 for a love headcanon

send 💣 for a stress headcanon

send 😵 for a sickness headcanon

send 🤲 for a religious headcanon

send 🏡 for a home headcanon

send 🍬 for a family headcanon

send 💼 for a work headcanon

send ⛈️ for a sadness headcanon

send 😡 for an anger headcanon

send 💩 for a ridiculous headcanon

send 🌼 for a happiness headcanon

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quirkthieves​:

“It’s really not in your best interest to be difficult. I hate having to resort to intimidation.” He claps his hands together.

“So, would you say you were scouted out by the league, or did you seek them out yourself? Was it tied to the sudden rise in Stain’s popularity? What’s workplace morale like?”

Huh. As far as questions went these weren’t the type they were expecting. These were almost questions they’d expect out of a potential recruit, but this kid was as far from looking the type as possible. Still, nothing about that was particularly sensitive information, so they shrugged. “I expressed interest in materializing Stain’s ideology, and a local broker referred me to them. The increase in membership that brought me was inspired by Stain’s message, but since then recruits have sought us out for a variety of reasons. As for workplace morale, I’m not what you’d call the social type, but as far as I’ve gotten from the others, most think of it as a second home of sorts. A ‘found family’, to be a bit cliche about it. These aren’t the kind of questions I expected from someone like you. Is your boss interested in recruitment?”