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ali: it’ll happen when it’s meant to happen. i know one day i’ll be with you and because of that, i’m okay waiting and sharing.

ali: i’m not actually with sam. he’s into someone else. i’m mostly just bearding for him at this point. ali: i was a bitch that day. i was frustrated and said things i probably shouldn’t. i just wanted you to own up to it yourself, mostly, which you seem to me doing now. ali: whether or not you ever tell your parents is no ones business but your own. but that’s never going to be a real factor for me, okay?? ali: but seriously. ryder is good. we like ryder. see where that goes. i mean it with all sincerity.

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i'm sorry, really i am, do you think sugar motta isn't going to help spread gossip around? i love her, she's one of my besties, but that girl is half gossip in and of herself.

anyways, gimme the dirt. who was fighting this time? personally, i've been keeping track of stoner brett and lauren zizes - i am pretty sure they had a torrid affair over the summer, but no one believes me.

everyone in this school is so messy. while i stood on my locker watching some videos, i heard three coupled fighting. they weren't even whispering or trying to be discreet, just full on screaming at each other and loudly airing their dirty laundry like there was no tomorrow. this is exactly why the gossip blogs have so much material every single week. anyway, vote for hunter and sugar and learn how to whisper or text your problems.

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who in lima doesn't have a hot tub? sorry you have to bribe people for votes. good luck with your man, or whatever.

as their campaign manager, i'm excited to introduce to you, hunter clarington and sugar motta as your student council representatives for the class of 2025. together, hunter and sugar will work hard for you, no matter what type of student classifications you fall into. they are working with local supporters to help finance programs that will help pair students struggling with mentors and ensure that this program will outlive their candidacy. they have plans to better the school cafeteria with lunches that cater to all students, regardless of dietary restrictions based on health conditions, preference and religion. they are also working with local sponsors to make changes to the physical education program by updating the uniform for gym class' aesthetic and providing options for all body types.

this is a candadicy that can and will implement these changes, so if you want to see change (and two incredibly hot people as the face of mckinley) during this school year, vote clarington and motta.

and if that didn't convince you, i'm throwing a campaign party at my house this weekend - i have a hot tub.

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ali: .... ali: sam told you that, did he? ali: does this mean *you're* the one he's interested in? because i offered to keep it on the DL while he was figuring out things with someone else. ali: you guys are gonna have to be better about hiding it if you don't want people to know. ali: but shots are absolutely in order. birthday and celebratory. sam's a good guy - make him happy, yeah?

adrián: nah, don't need a bow. we'll do a celebratory shot instead, yeah? adrián: going to dinner with my parents, so no 😂 adrián: ...sam told me y'all broke up, i'm sorry to hear that 😔 adrián: i won't tell anyone btw

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ali: i’m not actually with sam. he’s into someone else. i’m mostly just bearding for him at this point. ali: i was a bitch that day. i was frustrated and said things i probably shouldn’t. i just wanted you to own up to it yourself, mostly, which you seem to me doing now. ali: whether or not you ever tell your parents is no ones business but your own. but that’s never going to be a real factor for me, okay?? ali: but seriously. ryder is good. we like ryder. see where that goes. i mean it with all sincerity.

kitty: i do like ryder. i didn't expect to. kitty: sometimes it feels like cheating even though i know it's not. kitty: plus you've got sam. kitty: well i mean kitty: you also said you didn't wanna be with me unless i could tell my mom and dad, and i still can't do that.

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ali: because of ryder? ali: i like ryder. a lot. and he seems to make you happy. ali: i’m going to be here whenever the time comes. i’ve waited this long, haven’t i? and ryder’s good for you. ali: he’ll be a good distraction, something nice and easy. you’re dealing with so much, kitkat. you need me to be your best friend right now, not your girlfriend. one day i’ll be both, but for right now i am happy just being one.

kitty: prettiest girl in the world, actually, but. you know. you know that's how i feel. kitty: goddddddddd kitty: i love you. kitty: i am happy, i just wish that i didn't feel so complicated all of a sudden.

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ali: i am not complaining. i like hearing that you think i’m pretty. ali: of course, you’re the most gorgeous girl i’ve ever met, so you’d know. ali: i love you. however you want to take it. i just want you to be happy.

kitty: most of the time i can control it but when ur all cute and nice about my stupid mom and stuff like that i can't help it kitty: ur heart is so big.

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ali: omg ali: you keep complimenting me like that you’re gonna make my head spin~

kitty: ur a product of prettyness

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ali: your mom is a product of her environment and since you’re my best friend and soulmate she’s kind of stuck with her. ali: you love her. and maybe she has some problems and maybe some of it was your dad but you know what? ali: in a few months we’re out of here anyways.

kitty: i can't believe your mom is even still willing to have anything to do with my mom, how insufferable she is. kitty: it's hard for me to picture her with someone good, honestly. like i feel for her bc she got cheated on but also she's a nightmare and makes me feel like i have to tiptoe around my own home. kitty: dksfjksfj but also i want her to be happy. kitty: bangs head against the wall

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ali: it’s your birthday already? ali: damn. next it’s going to be christmas. ali: well now i gotta put a bow on it or something. make it fancy. ali: what’s the bday plans? making any moves on anyone 😏

adrián: c’mon that was hard earned rum, u can’t take it away… and that too on my birthday? 🥺

adrián: straight up brutal, man. i’ll come by tomorrow to pick it up?

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ali: no we hate this, we're going to find her a good man ali: theoretically those exist? ali: honestly we should ask my mom to set her up she's been dying to get your mom with someone better for years.

kitty: she uses the same password for everything so i can probs hack her account kitty: true, i can be a little....abrupt. working on it. sort of. kitty: DEF can't be trusted. she'll come out with like a carbon copy of my father and be like "meet dad 2.0"

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ali: i've had multiple people tell me they had their first sex dream about my dad so like, it can't be worse than that. ali: of course it did. you have to ease her into opening her mind, babe. would *you* like to be told your only type is the one who just broke your heart? ali: shit that was too real. ali: i mean, let's get on christian mingle and find her someone better since she can't be trusted?

kitty: that might be awks just bc i def had a sex dream about him while sitting in his dentist chair while i was under. kitty: no way he's still single. kitty: plus my mom will only go for like minded bible thumpers, even tho i already did try to explain to her that they're all gonna be hypocrites. kitty: that got me sent to my room lol

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ali: then i'm there <3 ali: please not the christian mingle ali: mama wilde we will find you a better man ali: is it too soon to start offering to hook her up with eligible bachelors? do you think the hot dentist is still free?

kitty: most of them are pretty cringe and aren't secretive about it. kitty: 9/10 i wanna scoop my eyes out with rusty sporks in that choir room kitty: also yeah it's just gonna be me and her at the home so you might as well come. you'd think my mom would want to visit her own mother but she's been otherwise occupied (looking for a rebound on christian mingle).

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ali: looking up dirt on all the glee club members to blackmail them if they try and turn about face because they're whiny bitches ali: it's pretty boring tbh. none of them are good at secrets so like, there's nothing worth using. ali: am i invited to grammys bday party i love strawberry cake

kitty: i just made a strawberry cake for my grandma's birthday and i'm watching 90 day fiance, how about u?

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📱 ali & adrian

ali: hey bitch ali: when do you want your rum? law says if i keep it another two days it's officially mine forever @acdhq

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💕 aesthetic 001 ➜ kitty wilde + being passionate about @xalivogel

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📱 ali & kitty.

ali: what are you doing @kittyhq