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Sammy < 3

✨🍾💦

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Post is set for a week, let's see how it goes...

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Will he, though?

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i am gay and tired, reblog this if you are also gay and tired

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If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

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The picture I sent my mom:

The picture I sent my husband:

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That awkward situation when your neighbor breaks into ypur house at night again 😔 (alt versions under cut, tw blood)

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im so tired... I'll come back with some new electric dreams / robot content soon (and probably a Christmas drawing for all of the robos) (BONUS: jake ended up convincing him to do it anyways)

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Haven't drawn anything from this show in a long while

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✩Something something uncle samsonite✩

I totally like hate him blehh stinkyy 😒(I love him)

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Thanks to Jake Bowen for making that Samsonite can shape-shift and I can draw Uncledad like that

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when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

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