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F I T E  M E   Y O U  T I N Y  G R A S S H O P P E R

[steals one of her cinnamon pretzel sticks]

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☢│”You think that scares me I had to eat trash a few times growing up!” *takes another one of her cinnamon pretzels*

OM-NOM-NOM!!

[steals one of her cinnamon pretzel sticks]

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☢│”Well, know that you mention that let’s go!”

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├ ⚡ ┤~ “…do you wanna share the barbecued leftovers with me or not, grease monkey? ”   

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☢│”But I really wanna know what it is Suzu.”

├ ⚡ ┤~ [/casually hides all snug behind him and whispers] “You don’t wanna fucking know, just go back to bed, Keita…” 

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☢│”What’s a kink?”

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☢│Watching her flip through her notepad to find  the sentence.After finally seeing the words  the only one he recognized was ’you’ the rest looked like completely new words to him. “Alright that first word is you, right?” He asked the Zoan user as he tried to sound out the other words. “Bib a gub lob!” He exclaimed he kept messing up letters like confusing b for a d.

“So did I say it right?” He asked her with a smile on his face. He had thought he said it all correctly. “And your handwriting is nice Suzu it’s better than what I can do which is nothing.” He laughed he tried a few times but all it resulted was a page full of scribbles 

├ ⚡ ┤~ Suzu tried to relax the muscles in her face, but the overwhelming sense of accomplishment was intense. She didn’t think she could teach anyone so smoothly. After battling a grin and pursing her lips into a neutral gaze, Suzu sighed heavily. “Hm…well, you recited the alphabet slowly and you said your fucking name. Maybe we can move on to reading short sentences?”

Suzu took out a small notepad from her tool belt and flipped through her existing notes. She flipped the pad around and pointed to a written sentence that said ‘You did a good job.’ in capital letters. She only hoped Keita did not question the rest of her ‘self-motivation notes’. He was still mostly illiterate afterall, right? “My writing’s a shit train wreck, but you got this. I hope.”

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[/flops onto his lap in jaguar form and siiiighs]

☢│[rubs behind her ears and smiles]

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"Hey uh... so no one's watching the kitchen right now. Wanna go watch the inside of the fridge with me?"

☢│”Are you flirting with me Suzu?”

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"Hey, Keita? Keita?? Keitaaaaa!!!" [/ruffles his hair frantically]

☢│”Uhhh, you alright Suzu? You’re acting pretty weird”

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☢│”I think I have an idea wait here.” He stated as he ran to his room and got a whistle. Coming back to Tesla he showed it to her. “You can use this to talk. One whistle for yes two for no.” At least she could answer some of the questions he had that were yes or no. 

         She really didn’t. He couldn’t read or understand sign language, which really already made it damn near impossible given that she didn’t know any other form of non-verbal communication. A frustrated sigh slipped past her lips as she tossed her pen on the desk and shrugged. The only other thing she could possibly think of was getting someone to act as a translator, but that was much more trouble than it was worth.

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☢│It wasn’t long before Keita wasn’t dangling from a pipe using his tail. He was going to find a way to talk to her, she was doing the same thing was doing mixing up chemicals into different things. Chaymisttea the real name being chemistry but he didn’t know how to say it. “So Tesla have any other options on how we can talk?”

      This was going to be a problem. Tesla sighed and shook her head. She had absolutely no idea what he was trying to say, if he was even saying anything at all. It looked like he was just waving his hands around. She glanced around, trying to find something that could possibly help in this situation, but the only thing she could find was the sign language book she kept on her - and since he couldn’t read, it was essentially useless.

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Law: "How many assholes do we have on this ship?!"

The Entire crew: *raises their hand* "Yo!"

Shachi: *RAISES BOTH HANDS AND A LEG TBH*

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Originally posted by sutoroberiin

Search the tumblr gif function for YOUR MUSES EYE COLOR. Reblog with the gif that describes your muse best!

Don’t be scared to be creative with the color you pick.

Not only brown, blue and green work.

Go for citrin or hazel, azur or sapphire, emerald or poison and so on.

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[/THROWS A SHOE AT HIM]

☢│”What did I do to deserve this!?”

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☢│”Only if you show me some of that belly dancing first. It sounds fun to do.”

“That sounds exciting. You’ll have to show me some moves.”

“I  belly dance. It’s my passion!”

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[/pounces him into a corner] "I swear if you tell anyone about the belly dancing thing, you're dead, monkey!" [/blushes]

☢│”Aw come on Suzu your dancing is really nice!”

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☢│”Well it’s mostly breakdancing and that kind of stuff. What about you?”

“Oh? What kind of dances do you do?”