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This isn’t related to my blog aesthetic but I’m tired of seeing posts where people are making others paranoid that they’re in a coma or something. You’re not. I know lots of us know it’s just a bad “joke,” but some people don’t have the luxury of being able to believe that after seeing others tell them otherwise.

You’re awake. Everything is okay.

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pov you’re pissing in the mens bathroom at nightvales radio station

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Few people, in fact, look closely at anything to do with mental disorders. It is almost as if we prefer not to see mental illness at all. It is almost exactly like that.

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ok Hiram McDaniels as a bf would be so much fun tho

Cause like

He's a fucking five headed dragon who just needs some loving

Could just be me tho

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Someone: Hey what are you thinking about right now?

Me: Oh you know, important life stuff and whatnot

Me, internally: Does being in a relationship with Hiram McDaniels automatically count as polyamory? He uses singular pronouns but each of his five heads have a distinct sense of self and personality. Do they have separate likes? Dislikes? Do they share a hivemind mentality or do they have to communicate verbally with one another? Would it be awkward to smooch just one head or would it be polite to smooch all five every time? Would-

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town politics

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Domestic Dragon Fluff

Welcome To Night Vale: Hiram McDaniels X Gender Neutral Reader

Warning: Extra Fluffy

You huffed as you tried to concentrate on cooking dinner while your five headed dragon boyfriend tried to bother you for attention.

"Hiram. Please. I'm trying to cook!" You tried so hard not to giggle, because then you would give in to his adorablness.

"PAY ATTENTION TO ME PUNY HUMAN!" The green head yelled. You snickered. "After the pancakes are done." You replied. After a few minutes, you finally put the final pancake on a plate and turned off the stove before being scooped up into a large pair of arms and carried off to the bedroom.

"B-but pancakes!!" Violet whined.

Hiram plopped onto the bed and held you tightly to his chest, wrapping his large, beautiful wings around your form. You huffed in defeat and cuddled back, burying your face into the base of his necks. The heads all snuggled into your back, chest, stomach and neck, while the gold head rested his chin against the top of your head. You sighed blissfully, enjoying the feeling. God you loved this dragon with all your heart. There no way you'd be able to let go of him. You smiled as Hiram started to purr (yes he purrs you cannot tell me otherwise), causing you to drift to sleep.

You woke up the next morning with Hirams heads on top of you while the rest of his body seemed to be slipping off the bed very, very slowly. You quietly giggled as you ran your hands softly up and down each of the heads, giving each a nice, quick but loving kiss to each of their snouts. Hiram truly was an amazing living creature. You yawned, placing one hand on violet's head and the other on the green head, softly stroking the beautiful scales with your thumb before falling asleep.