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My spouse (AO3) has gone to war (down for maintenance). They shall not return for 4 years (will probably come back in a couple of hours). The letters I have sent have gone unanswered for now (I keep refreshing the page). Our 5 children also fell ill with worry (all of the fics I have open refreshed and I can't access them).

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People of Tumblr! I come bearing horrible news, the front lines have been attacked and we have lost contact with the Great Archive!! I fear there will be a famine as our food is depleted by this great attack.

(ao3 is down for maintenance)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @kill-cry-die !!! 🥳🎉✨✨✨

I tried my best 🥹💙

(click for better quality if you're on the mobile app. do not repost.)

A Family Built on the Weary by DustShattersLikeGlass on Ao3

Scene specifically pulled from Part 9, “The Things We Lost in the Fire”, Chapter 7!

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Hello, more crack from the Modern Epic Au because I lack self control. It's based on these two videos simultaneously. Luke is currently possessed and chained to the bed.

Nico: *Holding A Bible And Rosary*

Nico: ...Kronos?

Luke(Possessed by Kronos): Yes?

Malcolm: ...*Reaches For His Pistol*

Annabeth: *Slaps him Before He Can Grab It*

Nico: *Swallows* Kronos...I say unto thee—

Chris: *Realizing Where This Is Going*

Chris: ...Ain't no fucking way—

Nico: —the power of christ...Compels you!

Luke(Kronos): *Speechless*

Everyone In The Room (Except Percy he's in on it): *Speechless*

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Gods Watching In Olympus: *Speechless*

Hades: Hold on, let him cook!

Zeus: Let him cook!?

M.E Hermes: *Already Mourning His Son*

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Percy: *Holding Holy Water* I'm sorry, Does anyone else have a better idea!? No? Alright then!

Nico: The power of christ...compels you!

Luke(Kronos): Does it? Does it boy?

Nico: *Angrier* The power of christ compels you!

Luke(Kronos): ...Wait why is that—

Nico: *More Confident* The power of CHRIST compels you!

Luke(Kronos): *Thrashing* Stop it...!

Nico: *Gestures to Percy* The power of christ COMPELS you!

Percy: *Splashes Him With Holy Water*

Luke(Kronos): *Violent Hisses*

Nico: The power of CHRIST compels you!

Percy: *Splashes Again*

Luke(Kronos): *Violent Screaming*

Luke: Holy shit!?

Annabeth: Luke!?

Chris: ...AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY—!?

Luke: Don't stop! It's working, keep going!

Luke(Kronos): ENOUGH!

Nico & Percy: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Percy: *Splashes*

Luke(Kronos): AHHHHH!

Nico & Percy: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOOOOU!

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RIP Regulus I guess

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Wife: Order of the Phoenix is on TV, do you want to watch it?

Me: No, because then Sirius doesn't die.

Wife: I don't think that's how it wor-

Me: HE LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH REMUS LUPIN THE END!

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My Spotify Wrapped

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Lily Evans would be the girl who swears she can drive but manages to hit every curb and has awful road rage

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Wolfstar <3

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i'd like to reblog my reblog

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the room where i learned.

there was the room where i learned that the table setting wasn’t normal, that the times were unreasonable, that the gifts didn’t have real meaning, that the plaque wasn’t common, that the letter ‘f’ meant more than ‘a’, that the money was just a statement, that the trips were for show, that the separation had broke us, that the sun was just a star, that the dog wasn’t supposed to bite, that the voices meant less than words, that the sounds shouldn’t be memorized, that the silver was worth more than the gold, and that the house was not a home.

-louii ro

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Here's my recent WOLFSTAR drawing!!

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Did you hear that Maggie Smith passed away??

No 😭😭😭😔😔😔

raising my wand for professor mcgonagall ❤️‍🩹

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Fave swift albums??

probably folklore and ttpd!

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reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

pleaaase?

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Were you sent by SOMEONE!!! 🥁🥁🥁 WHO WANTED ME DEAD!!!! 🔪🔪🔪 Did you sleep with a GUN !!! 🔫 Underneath OUR BED!!!!! 👇👇👇 Were you WRITING A BOOK!!!! 🥁🥁🥁✍️ Were you a SLEEPER CELL SPY!!!!!!! 🥁🥁🥁 In 50 years will all this be DECLASSIFIED!!!!!!!! 🥁🥁🥁 And you’ll CONFESS why you did it!!!! 🫡🫡🫡 And I'll say GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!! 👋👋👋 'Cause it wasn't SEXY 💅 once it wasn't FORBIDDEN!! 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ I would’ve DIED for YOUR SINS!!! 🫴🫴🫴 Instead I just DIED INSIDE!!!!! 🫴🫴🫴 And you deserve PRISON but you won’t get time!!!!!! 🫸🫸🫸 You'll slide into INBOXES 🔫🩸 and slip through the BARS!!! 🤕🤕🤕 You CRASHED my party and your RENTAL CAR!!!!!!!! 🫵🫵🫵 You said normal girls WERE BORING 🔫🩸 but you were GONE BY THE MORNING!!!! 🩸🩸🩸 You KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS BUT YOU'RE STILL PERFORMING!!!!! 💥💥💥 And in plain sight you HID 🫣🫣🫣 but YOU ARE WHAT YOU DID 🫵🫵🫵 And I'll FORGET you but I'll never FORGIVE 😭😭😭 the smallest man who ever lived ⚰️🪦🪦🪦