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true

girls are like “I want a boyfriend” but reject everyone because none of them are their comfort characters

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i just want to hug him and keep him safe forever 😭😭

i want him so bad. and not even in a sexual way. i just want him to lay his head on my chest while i play with his hair. i want him to ramble on about the most random things like "did you know kangaroos have three vaginas?" and i'd soak up every single word this man says. i'm so down bad for this little nerd. please please please, i want to be able to love him. LORD IF YOU ARE LISTENING ANSWER MY PRAYERS 🛐

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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this man controls my entire control panel

My man my man my man

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i love love <333

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i’m “bitches”.

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i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

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you know this trope where characters A thinks they’re unlovable and character B loves them like breathing ? yeah me too

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"Excuse me, is this seat taken?" *pointing*

Except the seat is just Azriel in a chair with his legs open in a manspread.

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the woman dies.

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now you’re telling me i won’t have my pjo weekly episode anymore and i’m suppose to just keep living ? i refuse.

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STOP EVERYTHING I NEED TO SEE PERCY FIGHTING ARES YOU CAN’T CUT THE EP LIKE THAT NOT AFTER SEING PERCY HOLDING RIPTIDE HIS BACK TO THE SEA RIGHT AFTER HEARING POSEIDON SAYING THAT HE’LL “𝐁𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐁𝐘 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄” YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME IT’S EVIL. JAIL. JAIL FOR ALL OF YOU WHO DARED DO THIS TO ME

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Hades said « ask me for sanctuary »

I heard « let me protect you »

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Percy asking his mom why she’s “trying so hard to get rid of him” is my thirteenth reason seriously.

You’re telling me this woman is doing everything she can to protect him, because loves him more than anything and my poor sweet boy is here, thinking that she doesn’t even want him around.

And his little voice BREAKING when he says it ??? When i catch you Ricky

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« man, grover got really old »

I can’t believe i’d die for this kid.

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At this point I don’t even know if we can actually hear Nico calling Bianca in the background, or if we’re all so delusional we’re having collective auditory hallucinations.