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Scribblings of a Broken Pen
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A teratism of social networks in the Web 2.0. This blog's sole purpose is the unreined use of Tumblr's social features. From chronological reading is highly discouraged. This blog is not safe for work. I tag things as #nsfw if I deem them so.
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a co máte v plánu vy?
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Yesterday I celebrated a year post bottom surgery, and looked back at how delulu I was
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English added by me :)
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the colors of the sunrise
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The boulder feels conflicted about fighting a blind, young girl
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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.
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few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again
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I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle
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While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.
Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the Onion, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.
(EDIT: Fixed a sentence incorrectly suggesting that Clickhole is still affiliated with the Onion – it totally slipped my mind that they'd sold it back in 2020.)
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i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here
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waow
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if they put me in a big pot of soup i would be fine.
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YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such
[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such
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hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?
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the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe
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