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Killer Chat L.I’s & SturgglingWithStudies!TeenReader (Platonic)

Holy shit another post from ambrosia how amazing wowwowow-

either ways I saw the begging for more platonic posts and I am happy to oblige !

this was written with the reader having dyslexia (hard to spell, words getting mixed up, etc) in mind but it can be taken out of that context as well !

also I love the thought of someone killing the fuckass teachers i had to deal with, why is teacher bullying so common and normalized

Content Warnings: Self-Deprecation, Bullying (from teachers), Mentioned Violence, Violence (what KC fic is finished without violence)

HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY !

Ronin

“...Kid you think I can teach you shit ?”

He’s flattered

And then he’s annoyed cause you won’t leave him alone and go ask someone else 

“Hey, what about me screams “I’m great at doing an essay on Shakespeare !” huh, go do it on your own, It’ll be around the same if you ask me to help.”

He only starts helping when you mumble something about how you specifically wanted him to help cause you assumed he would be the best option and

Well fuck

What’s he supposed to do now when you got that kicked dog look on your face

“C’mere kid, lemme take a look at this shit.”

You end up dangling upside down on the side of his bed and Ronin reads through a short summary of Romeo and Juliet

“This Romeo dick is a dick” 

“I know right.”

“Imma go murder someone named Romeo after this, you wanna come ?”

“Oohhh yes !”

After he’s done with the story (after taking a break for him to angrily walk around his room cause fuck it was kinda dumb) he sits down with you on his right, laptop on his, well, lap and starts typing something akin to a essay with you

You point out the things he missed while reading that short summary, he helps you with the spelling and writing portion

“Extragavant….How do you-”

“I’ll help ya’ sound it out.”

It’s nice doing this with Ronin.

He isn’t teasing you like he normally did, even ignoring and quietly autocorrecting the words you had spelt wrong but didn’t notice

“Wanna tell me why you came to me in the first place ?”

You stare at the white document for a long while.

“...My English lit teacher said I was stupid. Cause I couldn’t fucking spell that damned word-”

Ronin pulls you into one of his rare hugs, tucking you under his chin while you angrily mutter about murdering that fucking teacher

“Nah, we send this in, then I’ll fucking murder the bitch for you.”

Ronin sticks to his word, and your teacher lives long enough to reluctantly give you a 98% on that essay 

Ronin drives you both to get ice cream with her body in the boot of the car and you help him out by helping him dump it in the forest

Angel

“..Hm ? Oh you need my help with your science homework ? Sure, I’ll be happy to help !”

Angel, to no one’s surprise and especially not yours, immediately scoots over and lets you sit down at her table and starts looking over the science work you got

It’s always simple with Angel, you think to yourself

Angel, who was practically your older sister at this point, sweet Angel who would help you with anything you asked…even if you should know better by now

Angel reads through the chapter that you’re supposed to work on, you need to do a mock lab report and…it’s going swimmingly yeah

“Oh so, you got the negative and positive ions switched around- No it’s ok sweetheart, it’s a simple fix.”

“You’re too nice to a dumbass like me.”

You focus on writing for awhile, before slowly lifting your head, meeting Angel’s gaze

She looks angry, but somehow you do know the anger isn’t pointed at you

“You aren’t a dumbass.” Angel taps you on the forehead

“You’re smart. You may struggle with spelling and mixing things around, but I know damn well that even V couldn’t come up with that alibi plan if you hadn’t suggested it to him

You stay quiet, hand gripping your pen a bit too tightly

“...Who told you that-”

Angel lets out a small surprised sound when you burrow into her side, hiding your face away from her

“...’M science teacher said that I should’ve dropped down a few grades if I was still struggling with spelling. Then he kicked me out.”

You feel Angel go rigid and you shove your face into her jacket, blinking away the tears of frustration and humiliation

“In front of the entire class.”

Angel slowly untenses her body and pulls you into a full hug

“You- He- Holy fucking shit I’m going to snipe him tonight.”

She comforts you for awhile, before reluctantly helping you with the rest of your work

Maybe you really did just have to just cry it out

When you arrive at class the next morning, your science teacher just half-hazardly throws your mock lab report on his desk, not even bothering to pretend to care about it

That night, you find your lab report of his desk, unmarked while Angel deals with the bastard down the hall

You never know whether you really did good or not on that report, but Angel did give 100% on it! Written with his blood of course

Misaki

“Uh…me ?”

Misaki knows damn well that when it comes to subjects other than assasination, she’s a bit..well shit at it

“Come on ! It can’t be that hard right ???” You plead, standing in their doorway

“....UGHHH FINEEEEE.”

Misaki plops down onto the floor, dragging you with them, ignoring the offended gasps you make as she grabs the laptop in your hand and reads the assignment

“Ah fuck. History.”

You make a muffled sound that sounds a lot like a curse

Misaki pats your back and gets to researching (they are supposed to be your responsible older sibling figure or something right !)

You both stumble upon a website that has a list of summarized notes for your essay and high five

After that, it’s majorly smooth sailing, with Misaki only sometimes pointing out the mismatched vocab and the wrong spellings you type out

“...I wish I didn’t have to learn history. ‘M teacher’s a bitch.”

“Oh yeah ?”

Misaki pulls her gun out from under their bed, feigning polishing it as they lean on you, once again ignoring your pleas for them to get off

“How is she a bitch.”

“She threw my essay out the window, said she couldn’t read such stupidity or..Misaki ?”

Misaki had stilled, cloth still pressed against the body of the gun, though now their grip had tightened

“...Number one.”

Misaki drops the gun and grabs your hands, bumping her forehead against yours

“You are not dumb or stupid or whatever just because you can’t sell or mix things up sometimes. You’re just wired differently and that’s fine.

They pull back and take the laptop off you, typing something down with a new determination

“Secondly, we are going to fucking crush this essay so she can eat her words !”

You grin and nod vigorously

“And finally !” Misaki grins at you and if you didn’t know them better, you wouldn't have noticed the more tense expression on their face

“You have her address kid ?”

When you get back the essay, you notice that in comparison to your teachers normal scathing remarks, this one just gave you a 100% and a thumbs up

Right after that, you get a selfie of Misaki with your teacher’s computer in the background 

V

V is pleasantly surprised when you ask for his help with your school work 

Normally, you insist to do it by yourself and that you weren’t dumb and didn’t need help (despite V assuring you that even if you did need help you weren’t stupid for it)

Now the two of you sat side by side in V’s study, with him quizzing you on mathematical formulas as you tried to solve the work your teacher had given you

“Now, if the formula is x = 2a + b2 + c, then we can replace and assume that-”

You groaned and bagged your head on the table

“...Perhaps we should take a break. Would you like some juice ?”

You nodded

It was stupid

You knew this formula, you remembered doing it in class

Why couldn’t you…

V comes back to the study, two glasses of juice in hand and sees you sobbing your heart out on the table

He nearly damn drops the drinks but somehow they make it onto the table and he’s patting your back gently as he tries to figure out what’s wrong 

You managed to get out the words “stupid” and “impossible” through the sobs

Getting a hug from V was rare, even though you and him were very close, almost family

But it’s still shocking when V pulls you into a tight hug

“You are not stupid. You just need time and patience. That’s just how you learn.”

Once you had calmed down (and drank the juice he brought, which was delicious by the way), he gently presses you for why exactly you were so stressed about your studies lately

“...My math teacher practically called me obtuse and idiotic. He- He called me to the front to answer a question and I didn’t remember the formula I really didn’t and- and-”

You bury your head into your hands again

After that, V had comforted you again and had taught you some formula memorizing tricks that had surprisingly worked 

It’s only with his help that you even finished the work that night

However, it does come as a slight surprise to you when you come into school the next morning and find a newer, sweeter math teacher who had replaced your previous teacher

And if you ever question V about (with a shit-eating grin on your face), he asks you whether you really think he has that much power over your school board

“I say you do.”

“....Sit down and eat your dinner, we’re doing algebra after this.”

In V's one it could either imply he had replaced the teacher (with the power of connections), or he jsut killed the asshole, you decide lol

I love writing platonic stuff haha but i'm still getting used to it, I hope they weren't ooc tho !

[writingdarling]

Could u do the killer chat Li with and adhd/autistic/ audhd reader with terrible eating habits like the ones u talked about in the chicken nuggets post or like mine where I just don’t eat sometimes cuz I’m distracted or dont know what to eat? (Sorry if this was long)

Killer Chat L.I’s x TerribleEatingHabits!Reader

hey hey hey !

I'm on time and on schedule woohoo !

either way, i tried really hard with this to make it not so patronizing (I hate it when a character has bad eating habits and their s/o responds by literally locking away the characters comfort food like bitch what ? ) and I hope I succeded !

As requested reader is implied to be audhd (autitic/adhd) and most of the foods mentioned r my safe/comfort foods so dont judge too much lol

Content Warnings: Extensive talking about food, mentions of calories and the like, implied ED (one sentence in Angel's part where she worries about you starving yourself)

and with that, everything is gonna be under the cut !

ENJOYYYY

Ronin

Here’s how it goes down

You invite Ronin over for dinner and maybe some movie watching after

You tell him, “Oh, don’t worry, I’ll cook for the both of us.” and promptly ignore the teasing he sends your way about a burnt kitchen

When he does get to your apartment, it smells delicious, absolutely divine and Ronin won’t show it on his face but he’s pleased when you set down a plate of fried rice in front of him

He opens his mouth to thank you (maybe even make a stupid joke about how you’re spouse material at this point) and sees

The fucking chicken nuggets on your plate

No, not only chicken nuggets, you have a side of mashed potatoes as well

“Oh, I usually just eat the mashed potatoes but I thought I could go a little fancy today, since you’re here and all.”

Ronin doesn’t know whether he should be concerned about your health or touched that you cooked something entirely different for him even though you usually only eat that

“Actually, the chicken nuggets were a good call. I didn’t even have breakfast or lunch just now.”

Ronin quite literally switches your plates around

“Eat that.” “What-” “Eat.”

He can deal with the chicken nuggets and mash for dinner

He will not stand for you literally skipping meals ???

Instead of a movie night, you get Ronin (the literal poster boy of bad habits and bad decisions oh the irony is killing you) lecturing you on food and remembering to eat and bla bla bla

You fall asleep on his shoulder half way through

When you wake up the next morning, Ronin is standing in your slightly smoky kitchen, shoving a plate of slightly burned pancakes at you

“The burnt parts are nutritious.” 

“Said who, The devil ???”

After that night, Ronin focuses on making sure you eat regularly

He doesn’t really care about calorie intake or whatever, he just wants to make sure you ain’t starving

And if that means you’re eating chicken nuggets and a burger 3 times a day that’s fine

(Though, he will never admit to it, but he does in fact blend veggies into your meals if he’s making ‘em, he will not stand for scurvy in this damn household)

Angel

The minute you mention your eating habits around Angel you are finished

She immediately sits you down, takes your face in her hands and is like “I love you so much but you cannot only eat cream cheese and salmon every day.”

I think Angel would be a bit more worried about calorie intake and energy supply, she wants to make sure you don’t faint from not eating, something she’s seen far too much of due to her line of work

If you issue is textures then don’t worry so much because Angel is quite good at cooking and has her ways of making dishes palatable to you

Even things you may gag at usually, anchovies for example, Angel somehow makes into a yummy dish (“How-?” “Never underestimate the power of blending my love.”)

Other than that, Angel does understand if you wanna take a break from the “normal” meals and revert back to your comfort foods, however she does try and remind you that you do have to eat more nutrient focused things too 

I think at first she thinks you just don’t know how to cook 

So she tries to teach you, which ends up in a cute cooking date where she smears cream onto your lips and, well, can’t put it to waste now right-

Ehem

However, as soon as the date finishes, you do tell Angel that you can in fact cook. You just don’t wanna

She quite literally slumps to the floor like you just told her you're giving birth, cause that was so embarrassing ! She was teaching you like you didn’t know anything and you just let her why would you do that-whihwuwifsnckshk-

After the malfunction (and you very intently and repeatedly telling her that it’s fine, you liked the date, it was amazing especially the cream part-), Angel crawls out of her hiding spot (your bedroom) and very hotly tells you that you’re in charge of dinner next date and she will not accept rice and fish soup

You do in fact manage to blow Angel away with some carbonara pasta with salmon flake toppings but, that’s another story

Point is, Angel just wants you to be ok

And if that means she’ll have to force you to actually eat your greens and having to deal with the world's most massive pout on your face

So be it

Misaki

You and Misaki are on same wavelength

You’re having chicken nuggets and mashed potatoes for dinner ? Say less, make two portions, Misaki is getting in on that

No idea what to eat ? Let’s go hit up your favourite fast food restaurant ! Who cares about calories or fats or whatever, you’ll always be insanely attractive in her eyes anyways

Though, after going down a rabbit hole while scrolling on social media, Misaki quickly realizes that shit, yeah, nutrients and fats do matter in health

The change practically happens overnight 

One minute Misaki is downing two milkshakes at once and the other their buying the farm ranged chicken in the supermarket cause it’ll be better for your health

You’re half fond because it is sweet that they're thinking about you and all, but also half exasperated because dear lord, Misaki, honey, baby no I won’t die if I don’t eat protein and only eat carbs for a  day, we don’t need iron tablets either !

You sit down with Misaki and slowly start to explain why exactly you eat the way you do and how you feel like throwing up everytime you put dry chicken in your mouth because of that fucking texture so please put the dry ass farm range chicken breast down-

Misaki is slightly disheartened after that, but they do try and offer alternatives because she still wants you to be healthy (so you can live a long life filled with love with them and maybe throw in some cats as kids and a cozy lil house near the beach- WHO SAID THAT HAHA-)

You two still go out on weekly fast food raids, but in return for that, you incorporate more veggies into both of your diets because, let’s face it you both need it

You start taking vitamin supplements too (I do this and it’s a game change seriously) and it’s always funny to see Misaki dramatically put out their hand for the “drugs”

The two of you even get into cooking ! And Misaki quickly realizes that most japanese meals are quite healthy and balanced

Ochazuke quickly becomes one of your comfort meals, nothing to do with the silly little grin Misaki gets on their face when she pours the green tea onto the rice, what nooo that’s so cringe haha-

Though, maybe sometimes you two get too distracted by each other in the kitchen because V has been called on too many times when one of you accidentally forget to set a timer for the grilled salmon and now it’s a black salmon

“Why do you insist on calling me for these things ? The firefighters are surely a better option ?”

“We don’t have to pay you to put out a fire.”

“Ah.”

V

Look in the eyes and tell me this basically aristocratic man who probably has his meals sorted by more nutritious to least nutritious is not horrified by you gulping down apple juice, popcorn chicken and nothing else for the rest of the day

V nearly damn faints when you realize mid conversation that you haven’t had a sip of water today- and it was 3 p.m. in the afternoon

Look, if we are being honest, V is autistic coded as hell, so I bet he definitely understands not wanting to eat weirdly textured things and the safety of just sticking to mashed potatoes and cream cheese

But, in his point of view, you are just wasting away

So he shares his meal plans with you, how to cook things that won’t make your mouth turn because of how they feel

It’s pretty sweet actually, because to give you a personalized meal plan, V does actually spend a lot of time with you (and you two normally already spend a bunch of time together) 

V also does not shy away from affectionate acts while doing his "research"

“Is this to your liking ?” V shows you the contents on the spoon, a barely noticeable smile on his lips when you open your mouth for him to feed you

“Perhaps we should try this ? I can do all the food prep, I know touching fish scales freaks you out, do not worry, I will pull out the gloves.”

This man would move sun and earth for you, what makes you think he won’t be able to handle your very specific diet and picky eating habits

He has your meal plans pinned on the board right next to his

It’s domestic and romantic in a way that makes your head spin when you think about it too long

“You’re kind of like the perfect husband material huh ? Planning my meals and all~”

V turns, blinks at you and lifts your hand to press a kiss against your knuckles.

“I see my plan is working then.”

You nearly fall off your chair

(V turns back around and immediately nearly chops his finger off because where did he pull that line from ?)

I HOPE THIS ONE WAS GOOD !!!

as someone who struggled wiht eating food until I turned 14 this is ver near and dear to my heart and i was thinking of way i would personally like a s/o to help with my eating habits !

also watch me sneak in down bad L.I's in everything I write

[writingdarling]

loll i got bored and wanted to try out a graph in AM 😭

[writingdarling]

You should soooo draw v pleeeease . On my knees at your feet. Poleeeease

Here you go buddy im not really used to draw V so I hope I did him good 😔🙏 tho its only a sketch

[writingdarling]

Killer chat beach outfits ☀️🌊🍦

[writingdarling]

hiii!!, I was wondering if you would tell us the schedule or your next fic coming out??^^

Hiii! I feel so bad saying this but due to general life stuff and also cause I do sometimes struggle with writing (dyslexic problems lmao) I don't really have a linear time line

Though, I do make an effort to post up at least 2 fics every week! My next fic (after this latest one) should be coming out on Wednesday (for me but maybe Tuesday for those on the western side of the world)

I think once I move into the dorms I'll be able to have an actual posting schedule (since I won't be living with my parents n having my stuff taken away for no reason lmao) but until then please know that I do try and post every week unless I say I'm going on vacay

This feels like a too long ramble lmao, again, sorry to dissapoint (,,╥﹏╥,,)

[writingdarling]

Saw a vid of this on tt and I have nothing to do so I'll write this out real quick on my phone-

Killer Chat L.I's and Not Letting you Open your Own Car Door

This may be shittily edited and poorly done cause. On my phone

Content Warnings: Mentioned Violence

Ronin

Fuck you

Genuinely

He might be carrying 5 bags in his right hand, 6 in his left but god damn it he will be opening your car door for you

It's not even about you sometimes, it's his honour as a boyfriend

Are you gonna look him in the eye and spit on his honour

apparently, yes

You trying to open that car door by yourself has the same effect on him as a stab wound

Your hand is on the car handle and Ronin keels over like you stabbed him in the gut 3 times

Groaning, whining, crying out for you, almost like he's desperate

It gets to a point where you're wondering if he's actually hurting 

You step away and he drops the bags in his right hand and lunges forward to open the car door

You gawk at him

Ronin basically throws you into the car and once he's done loading all the bags into the back and is in the driver's seat he turns to you

“If you ever try and do that again darlin’, I'm tying you up. Let's see you open that door then.”

Angel

Oh baby… No

Angel is not only carrying your goods but also hers

But that won't stop her from opening your door for you

And if you try… 

You reach out for the car door handle

Angel, out of the blue and entirely out of character 

Wails

You jump, and while you're distracted, she strikes, opening the door and not so subtly gently pushing you in. 

Everytime you try

She wails

She even screams once, that high pitched scream that makes you instant freeze up

The worst thing is after, where she doesn't even acknowledge it

One time you preserve through the wails, hand pulling at the handle

You only hear the thump of your bags hitting the ground before Angel lifts you up, spins you round and open the door for you

In the car she presses a kiss to your knuckles

“Just let me do it babe. Before I start making you carry all the bags.”

You don't try and open the door after that

Misaki

Hey. 

Let's not.. 

Do that..

There are many things in life Misaki doesn't take seriously

Her mental health, physical violence, assassination as a career choice

One thing they do take seriously is opening your car door for you

It's the polite thing to do

And they're your partner

Who else is gonna open your car door for you

You try and Misaki is all over you, hands scratching at your sides, lips against your neck

You're now basically fighting them right in front of the car door

The two of you definitely get stares

Because of Misaki’s unfair advantage of having much more stamina than the normal person (assassins privileges), they win

You are sitting down on the ground, half heartedly glaring at your very very gorgeous but also very very infuriating partner

“Let's never do that again!”

Misaki grins at you as they help you into the car

V

… 

So you have chosen to go down the path of rebellion

V stares at you

So disapprovingly 

You aren't even at the parking lot yet, V moves 4 bags over to his left hand so now he's holding 9 bags in one hand and your hand in the other

His grip tightens when you shoot him a mischievous grin and try and wiggle out of the grip

Keyword being : try

You pull, you whine, you go near tears and V still doesn't let you go 

He's just acting like it's a normal walk to the car

Once you're near enough to the car, you lean forward, one hand still in V's grip, the other reaching out for the handle

V puts down the bags and easily lifts you up blocking your attempt with practiced ease

He opens the car door for you, ignoring the look on your face and sets you down on the seat

“As long as I'm alive you will not be opening your own car door.”

You pout for the rest of the way home. 

I love s/o's that are so drama over the smallest things

also I love manhandling in fics apparently, that's a common trope imseeing in all my writings

I'm learning things about myself apparently

hope you guys enjoyed this short silly thing

now im gonna nap allllll the way home

[writingdarling]

I made a blog specifically for pictures of my nui's since its a addiction atp to take pics of them while I go out

I also didn't wanna flood my writing blog with things not related to writing lmao

Go follow @ambrosiaphotography if you wanna see my silly lil guy's pictures

[writingdarling]

just realized that if I succeed in this, I'll be able to bring all 24 twst nui's to Japan with me in March next year

YAHOO

My new goal is to get all 24 twst characters nui's by the time I have to go to dorms (Late Oct or Early Nov)

So far I have 3 out of 24 (Ace, Deuce & Riddle) but I do have Jack and Epel otw

Wish me (and more importantly, my wallet) luck

[writingdarling]

My new goal is to get all 24 twst characters nui's by the time I have to go to dorms (Late Oct or Early Nov)

So far I have 3 out of 24 (Ace, Deuce & Riddle) but I do have Jack and Epel otw

Wish me (and more importantly, my wallet) luck

[writingdarling]

MORE SILLY PICS OF MY LITTLE GUYS

Them on the swing

Adorable 10/10

This kinda dramatic photo of the trio on the climbing..thing? (idk what it's called)

CLOSE UPS!!! (Riddle fell down right after that photo and I dropped my phone to catch him)

Local twst fan goes OUTSIDE??? (NOT CLICKBAIT)

First off, got my Deuce mini-nui today (for 24 dollars my wallet is hurting but my heart is healing) and brought the trio out to the playground for enrichment purposes! (and also cause I wanted to do a mini photoshoot)

Unfortunately adeuce can't escape Housewarden Riddle's wrath even in plushie form :'(

Would have taken some pictures on the swings but it started raining, it seems as if god does not appreciate my whimsy

I'll be heading back down once it's not raining so be prepared for more silly pics

[writingdarling]

Local twst fan goes OUTSIDE??? (NOT CLICKBAIT)

First off, got my Deuce mini-nui today (for 24 dollars my wallet is hurting but my heart is healing) and brought the trio out to the playground for enrichment purposes! (and also cause I wanted to do a mini photoshoot)

Unfortunately adeuce can't escape Housewarden Riddle's wrath even in plushie form :'(

Would have taken some pictures on the swings but it started raining, it seems as if god does not appreciate my whimsy

I'll be heading back down once it's not raining so be prepared for more silly pics

[writingdarling]

first post kinda nervous

have riddle as my offering sniff

[writingdarling]

Killer Chat L.I’s & Young Reader who Idolizes them

(PLATONIC)

aka I've been craving platonic fics and sicne there are only like, 1 platonic fic with the L.I's I'll write one myself

Say what you will about DSMP (i feel like i'm coming out while writing this) but that damn fandom could write about platonic bonds way better than they wrote about romantic ones

Either ways, roll the content warnings

Content Warnings: Violence, Mentions of Violence, Alluding to Drugging, Mentions of Animal Abuse

Hope you guys enjoy this even tho it's not what I normally write ! I'll be writing about a idol!reader x kc L.I's next so stay tuned for that !

Premise:

You have a horrible, absolutely insane secret.

Your idol, someone who you have looked up to ever since you found out they existed, was a serial killer.

With that train of thought, could you really be blamed when you start copying some of their kills ?

Either ways, it'll help you build up your own name as a serial killer...and maybe you'll find some family along the way too

Ronin

Ronin is slightly annoyed at the news that there's a copycat on his heels 

Annoyed enough that he decides to start leaving “clues” for his copycat, clues that should lead the copycat right into his hand

It’s been a bloody night in Purgatory, but for once Ronin isn’t flaunting his kill, isn’t painting the wall with the blood of the guy whose brain he just banged in

No, he’s in the shadows, lying in wait, watching, barely breathing

And then

He sees them

Worn out sneakers, a backpack that almost looks like a school bag…?

To Ronin it looks like a kid, a highschooler, maybe 15 or 16, he can’t tell

By all accounts, that can’t be the copycat he’s looking for

But when the kid gasps (not in a way that indicated their scared, no, the gasp sounds like it’s amazed, in a good way) and kneels down, fingers just barely brushing against the head wound his crowbar had given his victim, Ronin knows that the kid is in fact the copycat he’s been hunting down

Except….

Ronin doesn’t have soft spots, he doesn’t really

He’s the Devil incarnate, a soulless monster

But, who said the Devil could never have a disciple ?

“Hey, enjoying my latest work of art-”

The wrench slamming into his gut was a less than enjoyable experience

After he introduces himself properly (and after you get over the shock that is the fact that you almost killed your serial killer idol), you and Ronin get along like lost long siblings

He takes you under his wing immediately, dragging you along for a murder spree right then and there

Ronin invites you to the server with a few added touches of course (aka, making the server more kid-friendly, even though you insist you are no child)

“This is my little devil in making, say hi kid.”

“Hi ! I use a wrench to kill :)”

“what the actual fuck-”

The response is varies from person to person (Angel is just left staring at the screen wondering whether this was some kind of prank, Misaki takes to you immediately, V is…more conflicted on the morality of it all) 

But their all nice to you

And you know that all of their opinions don’t really matter anyways

Ronin was your first idol, he’d always mean more to you than a bunch of amateur serials

(Ronin falls off his chair laughing when you share this sentiment with him)

Angel

Angel has many friends in many places

Which is why, she knows about her little copycat before it even goes public

She doesn’t really care, flattered almost that somewhere out there, there was someone on the same mission as her, to rid the world of these disgusting men

So, it’s only natural that she leaves a small calling card for the little copycat on her latest crime scene

Angel doesn’t even know if they’ll get it, but she tried and that’s all that matters

It’s a few weeks after she left the clue, a few weeks since the last time since she had even heard about the copycat and Angel assumes her calling card hadn’t been noticed

It’s only after she had finished carving up her latest victims body (for easier transportation, not anything else-) when she hears a rustle behind her

It’s a dark forest path, way off from civilisation so Angel assumes it’s a animal

It’s only when she hears the distinct sound of someone sitting down that Angel turns, finger on the trigger ready to kill-

What she sees is a young kid, as a young as 15 maybe, gazing at her like she hung the stars and moon

“...That’s the same guy that tried to drug my drink last Friday.”

Angel resists the urge to shoot the man again, even though he’s less of a man and more of an example page in a body dissection manual 

That’s how Angel learns about her little fan, who had taken inspiration from her kills and had been directly applying them to the more horrible men in their life

Angel is half-honoured and half-scared because dear lord that’s a child-

She takes you under her wing almost immediately, driving you back to your house after she drops off the “meat” back at her home

She introduces you to Ronin first and foremost, and slowly she starts integrating you into the server

After a deep, deep server cleanse and an hour long voice chat lecture to everyone in the server (“V if you threaten them I swear I will pull out all your teeth, Misaki, not sex jokes, their underaged and Ronin- just….Tone it down.”)

You’re an absolute joy and get along immensely well with Feli since you two bond over Angel being the one to bring you to the server

You’re there when Angel finally puts the bullet in her asshole managers head, holding a cake you had messily decorated and a badge that you pin to her shirt that says “Best Serial/Model/Mentor Ever”

Angel chokes back a laugh and a cry at that

Misaki

Misaki doesn’t usually work with other assassins

Especially young, novice ones

But they makes an exception when she sees you stumble into the room, shoulder shuddering with the weight of your bosses expectations on you, face tight with the anxiety of the mission soon to come

Misaki finds a kindred spirit that night in the briefing room

You share your story unprompted, parents in debt having sold you into this life, you’re still a kid, 15 or…16 ? You don’t remember

Misaki vows to herself that you won’t drown in this life

After that, every mission she gets (well, the more normal, safer if a assassination could ever be called such a thing, missions) she offers to share with you, saying that it’ll be easier with two

Of course, the money they make get cut in half, but Misaki can cut corners if it means you get to relax a bit, study online a bit more

“Misaki ! I passed that online course I told you about ! I can get a job coding stuff !” 

“Hell yeah ! We gotta celebrate, dinner’s on me !”

When you get a mission, this one being the highest paying one you’d ever gotten, Misaki doesn’t admit that they stay awake for longer than usual that night, staring at their phone, fingers hurting from how tight she was gripping it

She doesn’t let herself relax until you reply to her message about being safe

Misaki nearly screams in relief, until they remember about the paper thin walls her trailer has

Still, they grin like an insane person when you offer to grab dinner tomorrow night

“This time it’ll be on me !”

Misaki introduces you to Angel and begs for you to be added into the server

And when you do get added, it’s 3 weeks before you let it slip that you are in fact a minor and both you and Misaki get absolutely lectured in turns by V and Angel

Even Ronin jumps in with a almost disapproving tone in his voice 

“This ain’t some playground ya’ know, shouldn’t you be learning the alphabet or something ?” (he’s worried, he’s just a loser)

Misaki somehow convinced them you should stay (“Even kid assassins need to share their stress about their kills man !” “Why in fucks name is there even a kid assassin ????”)

You don’t care either ways, Misaki has been your older sibling for as long as you could remember, in more ways than blood

No server was gonna get in the way of that

“Y’all are just mad I’m nimbler than y’all will ever be and that my back doesn't crack when I get up from my chair."

“Kid no-”

V

Unsurprisingly, V knows you exist after the first time you kill, after he receives a grainy photo taken on an old digital camera, of your murder weapon, a carving knife, and the hand of a well-known animal abuser mayor that he himself had been targeting

He immediately assumes you are either

a) a copycat killer

or

b) another passionate vigilante like himself

He secretly hopes it’s the second option, he’d been hanging out around degenerates far too long (cough, cough, Ronin, cough, cough)

So, here comes his surprise when he actually puts effort into investigating you and he finds out you are a…child ?!

He nearly dismisses it, but all the evidence points clearly to you

So he decides to watch you for awhile

And he doesn’t know whether he’s relieved to know that his investigating skills had not deteriorated and that you were in fact the correct person, or whether he’s a bit disturbed that you had started so young

But then again…

He supposes justice is open for all

When he reveals himself, V almost expects you to not know who he is

“Holy shit, you’re V !”

…His expectations are wrong once again

Turns out, you aren’t that bad at investigating either, and according to the rant he’s subject to, you had known who he was but had never had the courage to just…come and talk to him

It’s an instant click after that

V often brings you along on investigations, sometimes allowing you to give out your own justice

He even teaches you some knife tricks, but reiterates that these are for defense, not to show off (he turns a blind eye when he sees you practicing in the back seat of his car)

He even…asks Ronin to invite you to the server when you ask him about it and show an interest in meeting other serials

He nearly deletes his message and throws his phone out the window when Ronin teases him about his new “soft spot” but your phone dings with a message and an invite soon after

V is pleased when you share his annoyance with Ronin, though he is less pleased when Ronin tries to “corrupt” you over to his side

“They are much more sensible than that, how dare you even suggest that-”

“Yeah, yeah, they’re your little mini V. I get it, I get it.”

I love love love love love the concept of someone who is by societal standards bad and horrible and immoral, having a soft spot for that one kid who'd they would kill for

Also I made each mc for the L.I's personal and connected to them in some way, makes things more interesting right

anyways, feedback is welcome and encouraged, I'll have that request one out either tomorrow or the day after and I might have a little oc drabble coming soon

oki bye bye

[writingdarling]

My autistic/adhd ass eating chicken nuggets and mash potatoes for dinner: :)

Me realising that Valentine Viljoen (from hit visual novel Killer Chat) would probably lecture me about the importance of eating balanced meals: :(

Me also realizing that Misaki Katsuo (from hit visual novel Killer Chat) would probably be eating this exact dinner with me and would tell me it's fine to eat stuff like this once in awhile: :)

[writingdarling]

My autistic/adhd ass eating chicken nuggets and mash potatoes for dinner: :)

Me, realizing that Riddle Rosehearts (from hit game Twisted Wonderland) would probably get mad at me for this unbalanced meal: :(

Me, realizing that it's ok cause Idia Shroud (from hit game Twisted Wonderland) would also be eating this exact dinner except maybe worst because he probably wouldn't put broccoli in the mash potatoes: :)

[writingdarling]

Wish I could be writing right now but unfortunately I do live with my parents n they hate to see a bitch do their hobbies so I am stuck with so many ideas but no time to write em down :(