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the gayest thing about zoro is the way he talks about fighting its so funny every time
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If u interact with my posts, just know I respond like this:
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Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?” and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body
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I just accidentally made un-tea?????
I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????
It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-
I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation
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[ID: a screenshot of the “Almost Christmas” Ace Attorney meme behind a slightly transparent stock image of an ice cube. End ID.]
it’s defrosting
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This is the highest compliment I could receive on my art
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When the 'save' button doesn't take me directly to my files
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I’m lonely! I’m tired! I have to go to work tomorrow and I don’t want to! I’m sick of living! I’m sick of fighting! I’m sick of everything being terrible and it all being my fault! Can anyone hear me? Can anyone PLEASE HEAR ME
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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
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big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.
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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you
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opposite of a parasocial relationship (I would Rather Die than be perceived by an entertainer I liked)
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