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Rene Gonzalez - Deer Garden, 2022

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yeah I'm a fag. what about it . shows you a little boucy ball from my pocket with a giant bite taken out of it. now scram. ass hole

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He’s the only reason it’s working

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I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

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My kids are pretty good at combining Finnish and English to create a language NO ONE ELSE will ever understand, but my favourite "word" so far has been my son referring to an especially large potato chip as a "jättiläischippie"

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He sleeps like he pays bills

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Piss boy going home to beat the ham hugging Jesus fetus with the trusty bonker

OH NO HES EMERGING FROM THE PISS WATER

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who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

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i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

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"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

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@sugarcomafoxtrot

This tweet is just... Odd. Very odd.

Like... You live like this? You write like this? You think like this??

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@sugarcomafoxtrot Carra in a different universe

Visit Norway!

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Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

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they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

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Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

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@sugarcomafoxtrot