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I think the Avengers cinematic series lost it’s appeal pretty much the same second I realized the directors were never going to make the team be friends

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anyone else get the constant fear that there are unspoken social rules you dont know about (especially in new situations, like when i first started taking the bus, i was afraid i was doing it wrong lol) so youre just always on edge and kind of… watching how other people act so you can copy the “correct” thing to do

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truly the darkest timeline

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people out here really sayin batman is a better fighter than wonder woman…they really saying tha

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I know, I know.

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Darren Criss’s career is so fucking funny because he got his start as a dumb college kid writing and starring in a Harry Potter musical parody that went viral and then he was on Glee for a while and now he’s got a Golden Globe for playing a serial killer

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Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

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I was right.

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im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

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everyone talks about “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” being the worst book to movie dialogue fail but lets be real the worst is where hermione answers a question in class and snape calls her an “insufferable know-it-all” and in the book ron is furious and he goes OFF and says “you asked a question and she knows the answer! why ask if you don’t want to be told?” but in the movies they just make him say “he’s got a point, you know” and i’m still mad about it

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It’s all about the first person you wanna tell good news to