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So back or whatever the kids say

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Would you smoke really good weed, but the weed is alive and can talk?

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the primary purpose of a poll is to make people angry. the secondary purpose is to receive faulty information. after that? it’s all about clicking a button.

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Polls will resume after new years!!! Sorry guys, holidays busy yknow

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maybe use some questions from the website to help engagement?

I'm so stupid I forgot that the site already.... Has questions on it.... That I could be using.........

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CHRISTMAS EDITION

You always know what to get anyone for Christmas

BUT

You never get exactly what you want, just something close. Like if you want specific colored shirt, you get it in the wrong color, same shirt.

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I ran outta queued posts again haha

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Would you press the button if:

You could choose to gift people super powers where you define how they work*

BUT

You would be paralyzed from the shoulders down, and no one's power could fix that

* You cannot gift yourself additional powers, only one super power per person, you cannot revoke or alter powers once you've given them, the powers can be detrimental or beneficial

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Would you press the button if:

You'd master a programming language of your choice

BUT

Typing on any keyboard, physical or on-screen, would take you twice as long as before

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Would you press the button if:

The lifespans for all your current pets are doubled

BUT

The oldest living blood relative you have died instantly

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Would you press the button if:

You could telepathically communicate with anyone you know, even if they're far away, and they could telepathically reply

BUT

Every day for an hour you have a headache that cannot be eased with medication. (If you already have regular headaches, this would mean one that's worse than normal)

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Would you press the button if:

You would become a vampire (following whatever vampire lore you like the most)

BUT

Your best friend will become a vampire hunter and feel physically compelled to slay you

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We have fun here fellas

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Would you press the button if:

Your FAVORITE ship becomes cannon and going forward the franchise will always have whoever they are will get together in the end.

BUT

40% of all online discussion for the franchise will be about how much the user HATES the ship.

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Would you press the button if:

You could see all the different light spectrums not normally visible to humans

BUT

You would lose all the fingers/toes on one random appendage

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Would you press the button if:

You would win whatever lottery you enter

BUT

You know that you'll die under mysterious circumstances within ten years

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Would you press the button if:

You go on a road trip to somewhere you've always wanted to visit, and you have total control over the music without anyone being able to complain

BUT

The trip takes at least four hours and is with three people you despise