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Enesco Home Grown Figurine PNGs

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I’M FUCKING GOATED I’M FUCKING AWESOME EVERYONE FUCKING LOVES ME I’M AMAZING EVERYONE RESPECTS ME I’M GREAT I’M GREAT I AM THE FUCKING GREATEST AT EVERYTHING NO ONE CAN BEAT ME IM ALWAYS UNDEFEATED NO HATES ME CUZ I’M THE BEST I LOVE MYSELF I’M AMAZING I AM!!!!!! I AM!!!!!!!

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I love finding out the cause of headaches… I CAN SOLVE IT NOW LETS FUCKIN GOOO!!! I’m about to be thriving.

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This is jusy like the first Saw movie kinda

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Everytime I open any social media and am on it for a little longer than I usually am/not just lookin at my friends’ accounts I remember why I don’t like this place.

Why is everyone so. Like that. 😬😬

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I love the shit my friends decide to react to in my Discord messages.

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something something tfw the nightmare blunt rotation is just you and the blunt itself

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I’m innocent and got nothin to do with this btw. Just in case anyone was curious. No reason for specifying. I’m just saying

BREAKING NEWS

DINCKEL JUST GOT BADLY INJURED IN A HIT AND RUN. HE WILL SHORTLY BE HOSPITALISED. IF ANYONE CATCHES THE SUSPECT CALL THE AUTORITHIES.

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Pestian eyes glow a pure white. Especially yours

What happened to that? Dinckel.

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(It’s me I’m Eric)

Relatable!

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The funniest part about liking Serious Angst Themes while simultaneously fixating on a silly blorbo from my show is that 13 year old me would be writing the exact same type of fanfics as me now. Real tragedy enjoyers know ts for life

Me: what if my favorite characters smoked cigarettes ans has severe trauma 😈

13 year old me: And drank alcohol and had horrible coping mechanisms too

Me: thats badass. I like the way you think

13 year old me: stop saying cusswords my mom Will get mad

Me: sorry

13 year old me: why are you a boy

Me: We're getting off topic.

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Relatable!

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Many of my problems could be solved through getting new legs that don’t suck and don’t hurt all the time. ITS DISTRACTING SO HARD ALMSOY ALL THE TIME… PLEASEEE STOP RAUGHH!!! 💥💥💥💥

I need to find a leg store and buy new ones… guys leg store near me please. I need to find.

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Capri-Sun… won’t you come…

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Your goal should be to get weirder with age and im not kidding. Become that odd estranged extended family member that owns a whacky home wherein a powerful magical item is kept that is the catalyst for the story of a children's adventure novel protagonist

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istg I keep having these days where I feel very sick and I start believing my insides are full of rust. Today be one of those days. feeling EAUGHH...

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Homework go crazy

Forgot I had homework to tomorrow.

No sleep.