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-🍄⛺ <- i’ve given up on being anonymous, i suppose, but i still like the sign-off :)

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“I am good wizh zhe public because I do not have a soul.”

(Yes, okay, still not letting you work retail.)

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i fucking hurts

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to the folks behind 🍄⛺️:

Eddie: venom is pluralcoded because we are :)

Ven:

Thank You For Coming To Our Ted Talk :)

@manylittleguys

plain text: Thank You For Coming To Our Ted Talk :)

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watching arcane. quote, "i would stick my dick in that artstyle".

that's not necessary.

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just discovered new* split draws in the calarts style because of her source. head in my goddamn hands. you made me draw like that with my hands. Why.

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can these motherfuckers stop fucking staying up until 1am. jesus christ guys come on you're better than this <- sometimes i like to live in a world where this body has ever been functional

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i do kind of want to see [redacted member] front at work though. "i am good with the general public because i do not have a soul" is a fascinating take. i want to study what happens when they put that guy in front of retail customers

literally hate being a system. can y'all stop insisting on fronting at work because you act like freaks and i Don't want to be associated with whatever the hell your tiny pea brains come up with

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this is about etho. no, dumbass, "the rot will get them anyway" is NOT a valid excuse for walking as if you were trying to appear motionless from the top up. that's a fucked up way to walk and we are not supposed to be acting like that in public much less where we are getting PAID TO BE NORMAL

literally hate being a system. can y'all stop insisting on fronting at work because you act like freaks and i Don't want to be associated with whatever the hell your tiny pea brains come up with

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literally hate being a system. can y'all stop insisting on fronting at work because you act like freaks and i Don't want to be associated with whatever the hell your tiny pea brains come up with

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hello my beloved mutuals. welcome to my jesters stage where i am wearing a cool hat that has jingling bells on the end of it. #clown #somethingwrongwithme

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ASK GAME BE UPON YE 💥 tgats yr emoji go crazy

💥 (BIG BOOM) - WHO IS THE EVILIEST LITTLE CRETIN IN YOUR SYSTEM. THIS CAN BE AFFECTIONATE IDC

oh, snips, hands down. affectionately. she runs this place, and she's the most cretin out of all of them <- taylor answer

yeah also snips <- jay answer

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prev wish that were us

🔥 <- for the ask game

🔥 (ARSON TIME) - WHO IS PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBAH ONE

vikingpilot <3 if he would stop fucking threatening to get "gay joe biden" in here then maybe. maybe. he could be forgiven. but everyone, especially viking, knows that is definitely not going to happen. <- taylor answer

llama owenjuicetv. i hate him <- jay answer

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🔥 <- for the ask game

🔥 (ARSON TIME) - WHO IS PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBAH ONE

vikingpilot <3 if he would stop fucking threatening to get "gay joe biden" in here then maybe. maybe. he could be forgiven. but everyone, especially viking, knows that is definitely not going to happen. <- taylor answer

llama owenjuicetv. i hate him <- jay answer

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🐈‍⬛ for the ask game ^_^

🐈‍⬛ (STOP SHEDDING) - WHO’S MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A FURSONA

hm. who's most likely to have a fursona. looks sideways at jay (catboy). looks sideways at snips (self-declared fox). looks sideways at anakin (catboy). tough one. none of us are furries /lying

i feel like jay is the boring answer, but the right one. he has never made a fursona. i don't know how the hell that's the case. he was a warrior cats fan for ten years. something is deeply and animalistically wrong with him. he has cat ears and a cat tail. and yet no fursona? at the end of the day that is incredibly cringe. i'm still saying it's him though

[source post here]

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🤼 and 🦷(tho i kinda feel like i know...)

🤼 - DOES YOUR SYSTEM HAVE A PAIR OF ARCH NEMESIES?? ABSOLUTELY ON SIGHT FOR EACH OTHER?????? ARE YOU THE FOE??????

yes. mariner and [redacted] it is fucking ONN SIGHTTTT. i'm certain there are more but those guys .. ohhhh boy. also me and half of these fucking guys let's be fr

🦷 - WHO WOULD EAT RAW MEAT WITHOUT HESITATION. NO COOKING THAT SHIT

sighs and buries my face in my hands. evbo...

source post here :)