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They are studying us in petri dishes

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Thesis: the reason we joke about what J R R Tolkien’s initials stand for but not C S Lewis’ is because nothing could possibly be funnier than C S Lewis’ actual name.

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People like to give Edmund Pevensie a hard time about the Turkish delight, but he never would have been in Narnia if his little sister hadn’t gone for tea and toast and sardines with Mr. Tumnus.

This isn’t just a Christian allegory; it is a story about being lured into calamity by the siren call of tea and treats, and hence the most relatable story ever told.

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i only make quality memes

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your class based off of what tool you use to open a package

kitchen knife - cleric

cool knife from amazon - warlock

scissors held open to use one blade - wizard

hands - barbarian

key - sorcerer

cool knife from crafts fair - rogue

pen - paladin

swiss army knife (only uses normal blade) - monk

teeth - druid

box cutter - ranger

another person - bard

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Provando qualche nuova tecnica

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nat’s 2k celebration • 💎 high school musical or descendants for @deweyduck

sometimes a found family is… (insp)

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Stunning froth masterpieces by latte artist Ku-san

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i'll do it for sam

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This is super exciting! We still don't have any fucking idea of where the Basque language came from, though 😁

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you know what i don’t see enough of? circus kid dick grayson critiquing the joker because he’s a bad clown. not like, bad, and also a clown. but bad at being a clown. i want to see dick grayson taking the existence of this horrible clown very personally as a matter of professional pride. he has known clowns, and you, sir, are no clown. the joker is an insult to the legacy of emmett kelly and this shall not stand.

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there's another part in the novel where wwx says something about Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji looking so similar, so it's strange that Lan Xichen is so social and speaks so well, when it's clearly difficult for Lan Wangji to speak.

And then he says, so I will do all the speaking, and he can just add a few "mns."

And this is so SO important to me! As I said in the previous post I think LWJ is autistic and his Speech Problems are a combo of semiverbalness and selective mutism. He struggles to speak even on good days and when he is calm; he relies VERY heavily on echolalia in canon, often repeating things other characters have said previously or simply reciting rules. He also relies heavily on formal language, perfect grammar, and fancy words -- he can't really moderate his speech to something casual. His love confession, in the novel, is simply repeating back what WWX just said. He is mentioned to very rarely speak outside of Cloud Recesses; he speaks once to defend WWX and everyone is shocked that he's actually saying something.

And WWX just accepts this! And incorporates it into his little domestic daydream! It is so good.

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Every time I think about, “Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend.” I start laughing because IT HAPPENED LIKE TWELVE YEARS AGO and THE ONLY PEOPLE THERE WERE SIDIOUS AND PLAGUEIS like there’s no way for the Jedi to even know this story existed, it’s not a millennia old tale, it was INCREDIBLY RECENT and they were Sith Lords IN HIDING, yet Palpatine just says that entire story with his whole chest like Anakin’s never going to go go the Jedi and say, “Hey, what’s up with never telling me about that Sith Legend Darth Plagueis?” so the Jedi can go “who the fuck is Darth Plagueis????” and Palpatine is RIGHT, Anakin’s brain is just like a hamster on a squeaky wheel, “oh okay I don’t know enough to tell if that’s true or not but I’m just gonna believe it”.  ABOUT A STORY THAT HAPPENED A DECADE AGO, NOT SOME ANCIENT HISTORY.  The absolute gall of Sheev Palpatine, there will never be another villain like him, he’s the bestworst.