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i had to stop being friends with Sex Dracula. dont want to cause drama so im not gonna get into it, but it wasnt for the reasons you might think.

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new migraine cures im thinkin of trying out:

- rolling down a very tall hill (grass must be cold)

- reverse crucifixion

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should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

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📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you are intrinsically evil

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almost at stolen century on my tazb relisten . failing to be normal about this . griffin tells taako about lup being his sister and i am IMMEDIATELY in tears . this does not bode well for my ability to survive not all exits are made equal

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Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

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your payment method of 3 small buttons and an apple seed has been accepted

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oh shit my leitmotif is on here hold my drink

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The fucks a mtg

mountain the goats

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have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long

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someone stole my beloved block of ice and left behind a slick, cold puddle as a calling card. count your days soggy bandit

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yknow there’s a lot of problems with realism in the f1 movie but one of the ones that keeps bothering me is how Boring the apxgp livery and both of the drivers helmet designs are . be brave enough to look stupid . pick an actual colour scheme . peace and love

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pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

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"I can be a home for what loves me..."

"i asked chatgpt-" well i asked the wasp nest in my attic, its song is loud and beautiful and i am afraid but it still called u a bitch

anyway a new tarot piece! i think i might've died on this one, yay. i couldn't let go of the black n white version so imma add it here just for myself. jane is one of my faves in terms of statements, so i just had to include her. also still not sure if i should just throw jonah as the emperor.

anyway yea, in my attic, straight up jorkin it. and by "it", heh, let's just say there is a wasps nest in my attic