workingprotagonist

[workingprotagonist]

“Ah… Well… Uhm…”

>[Protag relaxes for a moment. It feels kind of nice…]

“…”

Hi kitty kitty kitty! Can I pet you behind the ears?

>[They’re going to do it either way.]

“No! As I said before; I am an adult man, not a cat! Don’t touch me.”

[workingprotagonist]

Hi kitty kitty kitty! Can I pet you behind the ears?

>[They’re going to do it either way.]

“No! As I said before; I am an adult man, not a cat! Don’t touch me.”

[workingprotagonist]

Pspspspspspspsppss here kitty kitty, I have a little something for you *Jiggles the small silver bell attached to a red collar and puts it around his neck*

There we go, now who's a good boy? /⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\

“This is… Dehumanizing…”

>[Protag can’t do much about it. Anon magic is strong.]

“I’m an adult man. Don’t treat me like that.”

[workingprotagonist]

remember that time I choked you and you kind of. Died

“Oh God not you again… Yes, I remember.”

[workingprotagonist]

mmm okay :D throws the catnip on you

“Hey!”

>[Protag flinches, but it gets on him anyways. He attempts to wipe it off, but ends up spreading it and making it worse.]

“Oh…”

>[Protag seemed to relax. He didn’t want to admit that the catnip felt nice.]

[workingprotagonist]

cat nip for you

“Oh no no no-! Not today! I know what that does!”

>[Protag outright refuses.]

[workingprotagonist]

“Ah huh… Well, I’m not sure if it’s just karma… I just got turned into one too…”

>[Protag sighs, but finds himself purring softly as his coworker nuzzles against him. He was even freaked out by himself!]

“God, this is so weird…”

>[His tail gently curls around Coworker subconsciously. He also finds that his skin is no longer irritated.]

[?📞💼¿]

“What the hell is the matter with you? Why are you a cat?”

>[Protag squints his eyes in contemplation.]

@workingprotagonist

"Oh my god!! Hi Newbie!!''

>[There's green flecks in his clothes and hair, and he's audibly... purring? His pupils are also extremely dilated. Seems he's on something.]

>[He casually heads over to Protag and rests his chin on his shoulder, nuzzling into him.]

[workingprotagonist]

you think you're safe? well, you're not! poof! now you're a catboy for 12 askes!

“What. WHAT.”

[workingprotagonist]

>[Protag froze up for a moment, but then sniffled slightly. He felt his nose become a little runny and irritated.]

“Huhwah-”

>[He doesn’t even try and push him away. It’s not like Protag minded too much. As much as he doesn’t want to admit it; It’s nice to receive attention from his coworker, but at the same time he’s weirded out. Who just randomly grows cat ears?]

“How did you even end up like this???”

[?📞💼¿]

“What the hell is the matter with you? Why are you a cat?”

>[Protag squints his eyes in contemplation.]

@workingprotagonist

"Oh my god!! Hi Newbie!!''

>[There's green flecks in his clothes and hair, and he's audibly... purring? His pupils are also extremely dilated. Seems he's on something.]

>[He casually heads over to Protag and rests his chin on his shoulder, nuzzling into him.]

[workingprotagonist]

Aren't you curious to know what is going on behind the curtains of your company? It seems like everyone is withholding information from you

“I’m not sure if I’m allowed to answer that question… No. No, I’m not curious. I should just stay in my own lane of work…”

[workingprotagonist]

>[Protag speedily walks out of his office. He felt a mix of emotions, but mainly anxiety. He knew he saw something he wasn’t supposed to and maybe his boss knew that already, but he’d hope not.]

>[The sound of your coworker's phone ringing calls your attention. It just keeps ringing, and doesn't seem to be picked up. Maybe you should check in on him!]

>[ @classified-coworker]

>[Protag notices the obnoxious ringing of a phone emitting from his coworkers office. Huh, strange. He’d expect that maybe he’d pick up the phone by now. Protag decided that maybe it’d be best to see what he was up to and so with that he walks over to the door, knocking a few time.]

“Hey? Are you in there?”

>[Protag tried to communicate with him on the other side, but he was starting to get a little nervous.]

[workingprotagonist]

“Oh my God. NO. Don’t even mention that I was here!”

>[Protag panicked. Stumbling to the side a little. He wanted to leave.]

“I-I have to go- Like now- I have to get back to work.”

>[He was shuffling closer to the door, looking back at his coworker with a look of almost fear.]

“Don’t tell him I was here.”

>[The sound of your coworker's phone ringing calls your attention. It just keeps ringing, and doesn't seem to be picked up. Maybe you should check in on him!]

>[ @classified-coworker]

>[Protag notices the obnoxious ringing of a phone emitting from his coworkers office. Huh, strange. He’d expect that maybe he’d pick up the phone by now. Protag decided that maybe it’d be best to see what he was up to and so with that he walks over to the door, knocking a few time.]

“Hey? Are you in there?”

>[Protag tried to communicate with him on the other side, but he was starting to get a little nervous.]

[workingprotagonist]

“God, this job is so confusing. I don’t know how much longer I can take of it…”

>[Protag groans, placing a hand on his forehead and rubbing his temples.]

“What the fuck is wrong with this place?? I need this job but- But I don’t- I need it but I don’t.”

>[Protag finally stands up, leaning on his coworkers desk. His head throbbed with stress.]

“You were bleeding and-“

>[His words cut off, his mind was clouded with a thick fog of confusion and the overwhelming weight of work.]

>[The sound of your coworker's phone ringing calls your attention. It just keeps ringing, and doesn't seem to be picked up. Maybe you should check in on him!]

>[ @classified-coworker]

>[Protag notices the obnoxious ringing of a phone emitting from his coworkers office. Huh, strange. He’d expect that maybe he’d pick up the phone by now. Protag decided that maybe it’d be best to see what he was up to and so with that he walks over to the door, knocking a few time.]

“Hey? Are you in there?”

>[Protag tried to communicate with him on the other side, but he was starting to get a little nervous.]

[workingprotagonist]

>[Protag moves forward, still somewhat under the desk.]

“I know but- Your phone was ringing and you didn’t answer it, I got concerned and peeked into your office!”

>[He attempted to explain himself, although still a little shaken up by what occurred.]

“What’s going on? Who is the Bryce character and what happened to you?”

>[He pushed for answers, inching closer as if desperately trying to pry into the situation.]

>[The sound of your coworker's phone ringing calls your attention. It just keeps ringing, and doesn't seem to be picked up. Maybe you should check in on him!]

>[ @classified-coworker]

>[Protag notices the obnoxious ringing of a phone emitting from his coworkers office. Huh, strange. He’d expect that maybe he’d pick up the phone by now. Protag decided that maybe it’d be best to see what he was up to and so with that he walks over to the door, knocking a few time.]

“Hey? Are you in there?”

>[Protag tried to communicate with him on the other side, but he was starting to get a little nervous.]

[workingprotagonist]

>[Protag nearly felt the wind get knocked out of him for a moment. He gasped and quickly grabbed his foot.]

“Ow! I’m down here Mr. 01!”

>[Protag remarks sarcastically, scowling as he attempted to crawl back up.]

“What the hell happened???”

>[Not only was Protag still grappling this whole situation, but he was frustrated. This job was already difficult enough and now he knows that there’s even more information being possibly withheld from him.]

>[The sound of your coworker's phone ringing calls your attention. It just keeps ringing, and doesn't seem to be picked up. Maybe you should check in on him!]

>[ @classified-coworker]

>[Protag notices the obnoxious ringing of a phone emitting from his coworkers office. Huh, strange. He’d expect that maybe he’d pick up the phone by now. Protag decided that maybe it’d be best to see what he was up to and so with that he walks over to the door, knocking a few time.]

“Hey? Are you in there?”

>[Protag tried to communicate with him on the other side, but he was starting to get a little nervous.]

[workingprotagonist]

>[Protag continued listening in, controlling his breathing. A sense of relief washing over his body that relaxed his muscles. He almost let out a long sigh, but just as he was about to, he contained it. He didn’t want to get caught. Thank God he was still alive. As much as he didn’t want to admit it, he couldn’t imagine still working here without his coworker.]

>[Protag shifted uncomfortably under the desk, attempting to get a better look at the others while being as quiet as possible.]

“…”

>[The sound of your coworker's phone ringing calls your attention. It just keeps ringing, and doesn't seem to be picked up. Maybe you should check in on him!]

>[ @classified-coworker]

>[Protag notices the obnoxious ringing of a phone emitting from his coworkers office. Huh, strange. He’d expect that maybe he’d pick up the phone by now. Protag decided that maybe it’d be best to see what he was up to and so with that he walks over to the door, knocking a few time.]

“Hey? Are you in there?”

>[Protag tried to communicate with him on the other side, but he was starting to get a little nervous.]

[workingprotagonist]

>[Protag’s eyes darted to the note in an attempt to read it.]

“What…?”

>[But he can’t spend much time inspecting it before the voices got closer. He had to find a place to hide, fast. In a moment of panic, he dropped to the ground and quickly crawled under the desk, pressing his body against the blind spot as much as possible as he waited for a safe opportunity to leave.]

>[The sound of your coworker's phone ringing calls your attention. It just keeps ringing, and doesn't seem to be picked up. Maybe you should check in on him!]

>[ @classified-coworker]

>[Protag notices the obnoxious ringing of a phone emitting from his coworkers office. Huh, strange. He’d expect that maybe he’d pick up the phone by now. Protag decided that maybe it’d be best to see what he was up to and so with that he walks over to the door, knocking a few time.]

“Hey? Are you in there?”

>[Protag tried to communicate with him on the other side, but he was starting to get a little nervous.]