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I want to go to Claire's. They have sparkly stuff. :(

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It must be like dog breeds... Different flavors of horses..

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Star supports me. :)

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What an unfortunate animal this giraffe is...

@b4nelord replied to your post “I saw an ACTUAL horse this time. I checked, it…”:

i have awful, awful, awful news for you

that wasn’t a horse.

​What WAS it then?

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Yeah!!! Come on Star, lets go find some horses. :)

@stardriift replied to your post “I saw an ACTUAL horse this time. I checked, it…”:

Gross.

​SUPER gross, but it was kind of cute! I watched it eat some leaves.

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@b4nelord replied to your post “I saw an ACTUAL horse this time. I checked, it...”:

i have awful, awful, awful news for you

that wasn’t a horse.

​What WAS it then?

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@stardriift replied to your post “I saw an ACTUAL horse this time. I checked, it...”:

Gross.

​SUPER gross, but it was kind of cute!! I watched it eat some leaves.

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I saw an ACTUAL horse this time. I checked, it didn’t bark and it didn’t have paws. Not a dog. But its neck was really long so I think it was sick. :/

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rewiire​:

Good.

Cows are nice, for weird organic things. They’re soft, and they sure can’t do any damage to me. No need to attack them, they just want to put their mouths on everything and make that weird Mmmm noise.

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beatrice-4​:

oh that sucks. glad they’re fine

hmm got a pretty nice false promises. it’s an auto rifle but it’s good at longer range unlike gnawing hunger. one of the new reef guns chrysoara or something is nice too. & hard to go wrong with witherhoard.

Yeah! My uuuuuh. Mentor? Is an absolute beast when he’s forced to fight. I watched him bludgeon a guy with an energon IV drip before I even landed. I keep telling people I was really called in so that he didn’t break all the medical equipment killing everyone. Hoohoohoo.

None of those names mean anything to me, but they all sound really cool. What’s a reef gun?? Is it short range?

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electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

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@rewiire

Were you nice to the cow?

I’m ALWAYS nice to the cows. They are very delicate so you have to be careful not to smoosh them. Ooooone finger to pet them with.

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beatrice-4​:

what was the emergency

yes with guns. or with swords. or light.

One of our transports got attacked, so I had to go provide backup since the people on board were medical staff and not combatants. But they’re fine, medics can hold their own pretty dang well in a pinch!

Oh man! Guns! I love guns, what’s your favorite?

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A new transfer tried to pick a fight with me today?

He went down with one punch. :/

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I saw a cow today and that was nice. :)

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beatrice-4​:

oh right. they’re the uhhhhh senators. what’s a senator again

mostly by killing the hive before they can goop everything up

Oops! Sorry, I got called away for an emergency patrol pretty suddenly and had to go into Work Mode.

I’m not actually sure what a Senator is, but I think they were people who made rules? And then got them enforced by people they were in charge of!

With guns?