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The ultimate Quest for beauty
Our GM is considering a new DND campaign centered around fighting the monsters Beholders.
one or our players: “ Oh! I know what I’d play!”
GM: “ Ok, shoot”
Player: “ I would play a priest of the god of beauty! My quest in life it to fight a beholder and cut out its eye!”
GM: “…sure.. but why?”
Player:-snickering- “ Because my friend, beauty is in the eye of the beholder”
GM: “Get out,  games cancelled, you stop”
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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
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Vine Compilation: Video Game Edition 
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high five gone wrong
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If the Easter bunny leaves you a basket of Harley, you’ve either been really good, or really really bad.
Cosplay by Arkhamesque Cosplay (dat me)
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Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city
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Fuse those two men together and you get the epitome of manliness
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I unno what meme this is, but I’m here for this.
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imagine getting mugged on the way back from a convention where you bought a figurine of your favourite anime girl
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been feeling kind of paranoid lately
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Full-scale Portal turret
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I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
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furries are so good
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