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Israeli settlers bragging on Instagram about killing Palestinians as part of the pogrom on Huwara during the night of February 26th-27th 2023. This is the meaning of 'coexistence' with the zionist foreign entity.

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Ow. That hot tea is not just for breakfast anymore.

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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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jumpscared by scrolling past a picture of the inside of my apartment posted by a stranger on facebook

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just cast the fire spell. dip shit

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i just said out loud, “you know what really gargles my goyles?” and then i had to just sit there and accept that i now live in a world where someone said those words in that order. and now so do you. what a tangled web we weave

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✨Pretty floor mosaics✨

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SALUTATIONS SLUTS 💦 ANITA BRYANT MAY HAVE BEEN ON HER KNEES 🛐 PRAYING FOR US FREAKS 😝 BUT NOW SHES BUSSING IT DOWN ⬇️ IN HELL 😈 YOU MAY KNOW HER FOR GETTING CREAMPIED 🥴 AND FOR STARTING A WHOREANGE JUICE BOYCOTT 🍊 BUT WHILE SHE MAY HAVE WANTED US DEAD 💀 WE LIVE TO FREAK ANOTHER DAY 👅 SO TOAST YOUR VODKA 🥃 AND APPLE JUICE 🍎 AND GET READY FOR SOME CREAM PIES OF YOUR OWN 🤤 TONIGHT WE GET DOWN ⬇️ FOR ONE OF THE NASTIEST BITCHES TO HAVE EVER FREAKED IT 😩 SEND THIS TO TEN 🔟 OF YOUR FRUITIEST FRIENDS GET 5️⃣ BACK AND YOURE A JUICY 🍊 BITCH GET 7️⃣ BACK AND YOURE A WHOREGANIZER ✊ GET ALL 🔟 BACK AND YOURE GONNA BE TAKING SHOTS 🥃 TONIGHT

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I feel absolute rage when i call An Office and have to sit through a 5 minute recording telling me I can just use their website thanks!!! I can’t! Believe it or not I’m a child of the internet age who went on your website and it was shit!! Get me a human person!!!!

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if you're feeling powerless right now—and god knows I am—here's a reminder you can donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds, the Trans Law Center, Gaza Soup Kitchen, the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, and hundreds of other charities that will work to mitigate the damage that has been and will continue to be inflicted

life continues. we still have the capacity to do good, important work. that matters

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we evolved a first layer of skin that can be removed without harming us due to the evolutionary pressures of super glue incidents

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this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared