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“Oh, no… now you’re probably going to tell me why and I’m gonna have to pretend to care..”

The suit life of Zack and Cody sentence starters.

Wolfram made some sort of grunt, baring his teeth as he held his bleeding finger. Why was the Countess around of all people when he hurt himself like he had never held a kitchen knife?? That damn tough sweet potato!

❝I’ll stop the bleeding myself then, just let me pass.❞

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What is that he hears about reproduction?

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Rumor has it that if you look at her, all your depression will go away

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The suit life of Zack and Cody sentence starters.  

“Hey,  sweet thang”

“Yay, me”

“Oh, this is a DISASTER”   

“Whatcha doin?”

“Hey, we have something in common we both like staring at you”

“Stop making ‘name’ think you’re fabulous, I want  him to think *I’M* fabulous”

“Ew, loser. You can have him”

“ No I don’t know what the fat content is! Just stick it in the mustard, stick it in your mouth, and walk away!”

“When did you suddenly become so interested in school?”

“You said you wanted someone smart”

“That may be the most wonderful thing any boy… man has ever said to me”

“Sure, he is incompetent, you can barely understand a word he says, his best friend is a chicken… where was I?”

“Because compared to where I live, everyone has a ratty little place!”

“We can be BFFWLSAGSAL! ‘Best Friends Forever Who Love Spending and Go Shopping A Lot’ “

“Right. Jelly babies, cherry soda and cheese products in a can. All the ingredients of romance!”

“Pate - low fat, crackers - low sodium and chocolate cake - low nothing. Room freshener - forest pine.  All the ingredients of romance!”

“You have nothing to fear from a man who only seeks to adore you” 

“Oh, that is sweet. And if you try to go too far, I have a black belt in karate and can snap your arm like a twig”

“I’ll keep on making scary monster sounds when you’re sleeping” 

“that makeup you’re wearing makes you look all sad”

“Oh, no… now you’re probably going to tell me why and I’m gonna have to pretend to care..”

“The more you connect with them the less your stuff they’ll break”

“No running in my LOBBY”  

“Can you believe this guy? I guess you hate apple pie too, huh, fella? And puppies. And your own mama” 

“Well, the best part is I’ve got this clock and this wonderful wheelbarrow”

“Who you callin’ ugly Mr. Avacado-head?”

“Boy, humans are ugly”

“I just had a dream that taught me two things; No matter how small you are, if you’re fighting for something you believe in, you could win”

“Counting my armpit hair. One… done” 

“HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN?”

“You forget to cherish her”

“You know, I wish you people would realize that I’m a thoughtful and intelligent person” 

“We’re gonna go lay down in front of the bulldozers”

“You mean… the prindle?”

“You’re making me nervous with all this… technical talk!”

“Oh! I’m sorry. Why don’t we just *relax* and turn on the *radio*? Would you like AHM OR FIM?”

“OH NO, SHE’S TAKING ME TO HER CAVE”   

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Admittedly the petite girl manages to make some of the goods disappear on her way back, it was inevitable as they were oh so alluring, but she still ended up with a satisfying amount left for the two of them. She placed the treats first then crawled on the bed, moving closer to his frame. “ Indeed it is! I thought it looked interesting and it was the only one that was sitting on that shelf back at the shop ” I wonder why…

He gently opens the book and begins reading, resisting the snacks to his best effort. ❝I scowl with frustration at myself in the mirror. Damn my hair – it just won’t behave, and damn Katherine Kavanagh for being ill and subjecting me to this ordeal. I should be studying for my final exams, which are next week, yet here I am trying to brush my hair into submission. I must not sleep with it wet. I must not sleep with it wet.❞ He paused and wet his lips. It already seemed a little dull, but perhaps that was what little girls had on their minds these days.

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“ Ja! But wait just a second, I must get us some snacks ” she says and went for the kitchen before he could object, even though he should not have a reason to.

❝I should be the one serving them...❞ he murmurs and sits up further and tugs his blanked to the side to create more room for her. He doesn’t pay much attention to the book for now, just opens the first page and already puts it on his lap. ❝It looks new. Where did you buy this?❞  

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‘Oh you do speak, I stumbled this place and smelled the herbs. I got curious, what is this place and what are you doing here, hehehe...~’

❝This is the harden of my lady, I am her Butler.❞ Wolfram said in his best English accent as to not blow up their cover and keep hiding their identities, but it was very apparent that he was a foreigner with him switching up a word. It also seemed to him that the man addressing him was very strange.

❝The question is what you are doing here!❞

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'Woof, woof, woof.'

❝My name is Wolfram.❞ the man said seriously, not aware that the mortician had not just been attempting to call out his name, when he slowly realized he might have made a dog noise and his brows furrowed further. ❝.....what do you want?❞

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“ I got a new book !! ” flashes ’ fifty shades of gray ’ in your face you must believe she doesn’t know what’s inside, yet.

He grabs the book and peers at it.  ❝Do you want me to read it to you?❞ He sits up in his bed and pats the space beside him.

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You ever just... yell about #nightrxse??

@nightrxse​

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❝Give me your hand.❞ he barked and reached for their wrist.  

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"I am here for my appointment."

❝Appointment?❞ He stood, brows furrowed as he regarded the young man. He looked to be noble, in a way, but his lady was working at her clinic and surely would have remembered an important appointment.

❝The doctor isn’t here. If you sit down I’d like to serve you refreshments. What did you say your name was?❞ He asked, trying his best to sound English to not have his cover blow. This might as well be an evil man.   

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Sentence Starters

“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Wake up! Please wake up.”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Is that blood?” “…..No?”

“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Leave! Me! Alone!”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“Have you always been this beautiful?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I missed you so much.”

“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

“I’m here for you.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

MISC

“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“I think I just ripped my pants.”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“Give me attention.”

“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

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"Lady Phantomhive sent me, she said something about you needing a bit of a release."

He blinks at the girl, speechless, before realizing what that means. That damned Countess sent him a prostitute!!! He flushes deeply, mouth opening and closing without a word coming out. She looked to be barely off age, too!

❝I don’t have monkey.❞ he decides to be a good excuse, even in broken English with one word being confused, and slowly closes the door in front of the girl, his heart beating wildly, palms getting sweaty.

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Ah oops “ No no, he would never… “ that’s why SHE did it but the weight of his gaze is enough how it is now so how can she say more “ Well…maybe I slipped a little, just a little “  she needed to be honest with him “ I did not, you don’t need to be alarmed. I’m perfectly virgin yet “ 

❝Perfectly virgin YET-?❞ Concerned, he took both her hands. ❝Where I come from, if children misbehave like that, they get a caning and no dinner!❞ he huffed, but it was imminent his words were said out of worry. ❝All these adult things. Don’t indulge in them, my lady, you have so much time, but you will never be a child again. What sounds better? Kissing this boy’s cheek or going to the town’s fest with me and shoot apples?❞  

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nightrxse hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet “Hugs him tight and gently pat's his head.”

Claudia is mumbling under her nose all grumpy: "It isn't too early for an engagement. For the rest she has to start bleed" / mun: ��‍♀️ clau, shut up

ENOUGH! NO BLEEDING! NO NOTHING! GRAH!