woof-wife
woof-wife
yr gf calls me mommy
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Emily - 40 y/o marxist-leninist trans woman. Some posts are NSFW, 18+ followers only please. UK.
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woof-wife · 4 hours ago
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woof-wife · 3 days ago
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why’s everyone having sex now don’t we have steven universe to debate
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woof-wife · 6 days ago
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me seeing this book cover: ah, clearly this memoir is about a lesbian's journey to identifying as a Stone Butch ! this I am interpreting from the context clues of the title and the carabiner on the cover, a lesbian dogwhistle ! what an interesting read this will be !
what this book is about: rock climbing
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woof-wife · 12 days ago
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rb if ur a synth fag
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woof-wife · 13 days ago
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guards! read me my bedtime yaoi
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woof-wife · 13 days ago
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where I'm from "everypony" is species-neutral
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woof-wife · 13 days ago
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not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116
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woof-wife · 13 days ago
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woof-wife · 13 days ago
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flirting with cis women and trying to remember not to call them faggot
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woof-wife · 17 days ago
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Your white boyfriend will do nothing for you. Leave him. Join my terrorist Organization
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woof-wife · 21 days ago
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Ultimately while only some of these erstwhile pedo-hunters are are actual twerfs or immediate orbiters, basically the entire transmasc culture of this site and much of the cisfems who enable them have the exact same viewpoint on womanhood and girlhood that twerves do: namely that it's all about suffering and misery, that nothing about womanhood is beautiful, that womanhood isn't interesting, and that people whom they see as outside of womanhood but seeing something within womanhood and girlhood as beautiful and aesthetic (namely, gnc men and transfems) can only be doing so out of some sort of deviant sexual fetish. It is literally, to a point, the thought process of all of the most infamous twerves.
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woof-wife · 21 days ago
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found the only good account on bluesky
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woof-wife · 21 days ago
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WTF⁉️Joe Biden signs executive order to change the phrase “burning the midnight oil” to “fucking the midnight pig” ? 😕 WHAT? Share to stop this! 🛑
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woof-wife · 21 days ago
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The dissolution of the USSR was illegal but more importantly it fucking sucked and continues to suck
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woof-wife · 22 days ago
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woof-wife · 22 days ago
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woof-wife · 22 days ago
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Racist character of today:
Angel Dust from "Hazbin Hotel"
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