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i havent seen anyone mention no nut november even as a joke or to mock the concept. its just out of question rn. no time for that. everyones like yeahh well at least i can still get a nut off nobody can take that away from me

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Interview with the Vampire Season 2 | Episode 6 "Like the Light by Which God Made the World Before He Made Light"

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Make Amazon hurt don't order anything.

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you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…

your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all

you, holding these:

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JACOB ANDERSON as LOUIS DE POINTE DU LAC Interview with the Vampire | 1.01 "In Throes of Increasing Wonder..."

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im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me

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AFFIRMATIONS:

my painting can not harm me

i have control over where the paint goes on the canvas

i understand basic color theory

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i keep a list of the names of dudes id like to see sucking the strap written on an old dusty scroll

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fully sober in the club googling frankenstein 1818 full text

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Punish, off my new project Perverts, is out November 1st.

Perverts will release January 8th.

Single art by @silkenweinberg ♡

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have you heard of it!! it's called safe following distance on freeway. yeah it's the new trend that all the. cool&fuckable people are doing. or so ive heard. anyways probably worth trying

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in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

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honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that